When I saw you had posted I was hoping it was another chapter
I hope le petit chien chews the shit out of itView attachment 185901
It's a terrific toy and it does a terrific job. Amazing. Fantastic. It's been said it's the best toy, the fake media won't say it but I've heard it said.
That's why we bought it him, but he treats it like it's his baby. He's obviously got some dodgy political viewsI hope le petit chien chews the shit out of it
cut a Raab head out and stick it on. Interchangeable heads .That's why we bought it him, but he treats it like it's his baby. He's obviously got some dodgy political views
Hahahaha. Perhaps an ice pack would help?Poor @cushtybert has had such a rodgering from Whitty she can’t even sit down. Rubber ring anyone?
Watch out coconochanel, you’ll be shagging boris before you can say Piff Paff Poof*in Rishi's office*
'sit down ladies, would any of you like a drink?'
Jo30' we've bought you some Yorkshire tea'
Rishi laughing 'oh that's great, I will make good use of that'
coconochanel 'it was a toss up between those or a baby Lamb'
Rishi 'well I think you made the right choice. so how are you finding your tour of no10?'
Lucyxxx 'oh we love it, its a lot bigger then I imagined'
gym&tonic 'everyone has been so nice and friendly'
Rishi 'I hear you've made quite an impression'
coconochanel 'the feelings mutual'
Rishi Boris has taken quite a shine to you coco, should I be worried?'
coconochanel 'definitely not I only have eyes for you Chancellor'
Rishi 'Thats good to hear' he says as theres a knock on the door.
'come in'
Cushtybert 'sorry Im late Ive just got back from meeting Mr Whitty'
Rishi 'oh no problem you must be cushtybert'
cushtybert 'yes nice to meet you Mr Sunak'
Rishi ' nice to meet you too, dont be shy sit down and help yourself to refreshments'
Cushtybert 'I will stand if that's ok with you'
Rishi looking a bit puzzled 'sure'.
*meanwhile in Boris's office*
How dare you go running off telling tales to Stermer of all people'
Gove 'I wasn't telling tales and I thought he might be able to talk some sense into you'
'talk some sense into me? I will not tolerate such behaviour from a member of my cabinet'
Gove 'Well Im sorry Prime Minister but its just not right you letting people in to meet MP's its a security issue if nothing else'
'Ive never heard such nonsense, they arn't a security threat they are our fans the barmy army, devotes or whatever you want to call them waving the flag for all things Tory and giving us a boost and some moral support and when the press and everyone else are on our backs criticizing our every move.'
Gove 'Ive never heard such rubbish moral support, giving you a boost did you forget they called you a sweaty Labrador?'
Boris 'ah yes they did didn't they... which one of them was it can you remember? cant have been coco she's too nice, Im sure she had a twinkle in her eye when she gave me a hug'
Gove 'I have no idea and frankly I dont care. but you want to be careful before your generosity comes back to bite you.'
'dont be so bitter ,if they had added you to the list you'd be greeting them with open arms'
Gove ' I couldn't care less about some desperate housewifes sex lists, unlike the rest of this cabinet Im trying to get this tory party's reputation back' he says before walking out.
Angry sexI like Rishi being a bit jealous of Boris.
Maybe boris can make it better.Hahahaha. Perhaps an ice pack would help?
Best kindAngry sex
That was just for you. the only kindBest kind
Maybe him and boris can have a fight in a fountain about it and Kier jumps in to give Boris a punch.I like Rishi being a bit jealous of Boris.
Make a note... next installmentMaybe him and boris can have a fight in a fountain about it and Kier jumps in to give Boris a punch.
I love how Ive made you the sensible one of the groupMake a note... next installment
Hair pulling, clothes ripping, desk breaking, angry sex. PerfectThat was just for you. the only kind
Keeping us all in orderI love how Ive made you the sensible one of the group
I’m happy for any part, bitch or butlerI love how Ive made you the sensible one of the group
You bloody need it , you are out of control. It’s like a bloody 18/30’s holiday on here (note to self....do they actually still exist)Hair pulling, clothes ripping, desk breaking, angry sex. Perfect
Keeping us all in order
No. Or that other bitch who’s name I can’t remember.Shell we give Ulrika johnson a cameo thats the only time shes getting near Rishi
I deffo think @Oohthedrama needs a cameo maybe we can spot her heading into a dog grooming parlour.You bloody need it , you are out of control. It’s like a bloody 18/30’s holiday on here (note to self....do they actually still exist)
No. Or that other bitch who’s name I can’t remember.
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