Pump,pump,squirtI'm so excited
Id quite like to be called a fine filly by Boris. It would make me all giggly. Still don't want to shag him though
Pump squirtPump,pump,squirt
what about a hug?I'm so excited
Id quite like to be called a fine filly by Boris. It would make me all giggly. Still don't want to shag him though
Pump squirt
he doesn’t look like he gives hugswhat about a hug?
I saw what he did to you. I can't handle the thought of a semi erect Boris being close.what about a hug?
He’d be fully erect for you I’m sureI saw what he did to you. I can't handle the thought of a semi erect Boris being close.
Trying to poke it in "Go on, just the tip"He’d be fully erect for you I’m sure
I was just a little bit sick in my mouthTrying to poke it in "Go on, just the tip"
Maybe the BBC could make it into a drama we could play ourselves.This is better than the crap that’s on telly. Gripping stuff I am howling here
And they have to play themselves. No casting Greg Davies as RaabMaybe the BBC could make it into a drama we could play ourselves.
Who'd play Matt? how about Jack 'the original pencil penis' Whitehall?I'm absolutely gripped by this story
And they have to play themselves. No casting Greg Davies as Raab
James Corden can play BorisWho'd play Matt? how about Jack 'the original pencil penis' Whitehall?
I quite like James Corden.James Corden can play Boris
stranger things have happened . can we wait till I’ve had my bikini line waxed and my moustache and eyebrows threaded?Maybe the BBC could make it into a drama we could play ourselves.
Let’s have a think about who could play who...what fun we shall haveWho'd play Matt? how about Jack 'the original pencil penis' Whitehall?
No Whitty has to be Lauren Harris from Big Brotherstranger things have happened . can we wait till I’ve had my bikini line waxed and my moustache and eyebrows threaded?
Let’s have a think about who could play who...what fun we shall have
Raaabbbb - James Norton
Rishi - Louis Theroux
Matt - Piers Morgan
Boris - Bungle from Rainbow
Whitty - Prince William
Poor Whitty. We need to check with @cushtybert who she would preferNo Whitty has to be Lauren Harris from Big Brother
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