Dionne Crowe

[Loulou_23]

The family home looks really nice too especially the back garden so maybe well off! The Range Rover and the 5 bedroom house alone Jordan must have a well paid job but her spending is crazy seems like there is no cost of living worries at all with her at the same time I feel there’s not really a lot of work happening for her either at the minute which is what leaves me baffled!
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she used to use butter box which i know is expensive , a big drop to now use bakers

House prices are cheaper up north though generally speaking you can get a lot for you money compared to the south east / south in general. But yes her spending is crazy considering she does FA!

It’s more likely butter box stopped gifting it to her!

 

[Loulou_23]

The way she acts like anyone actually gives a shit about her wedding is hilarious! She seems like a right bridzilla!

As for working hard don’t make me laugh it’s obviously Jordan keeping that household running while she swans about thinking she’s Kim K!

Once influencing ends what can she actually offer society other than flashing her tits!! Boring!

 

[eeeecccc]

I cannot believe someone who lives such a lavish lifestyle feeds their dogs Bakers food which is so publicly known for being bad for them

 

[br0wser]

She had a short evening dress too

 

[ChattyAuntPatty]

Anyone else find the Gucci nappy changing bag so cringey? If my husband had the money in the world to gift me that I'd rather something more delicate and sentimental for my push present

 

[Kilty0964]

Must just be me who thought her style has always been quite tacky

Yeah maybe I'm being too generous

 

[Kilty0964]

The wedding content is so tedious. I wonder what she is going to make her whole personality now it's over?

 

[20wen]

Wonder what she did before him? How they met etc?

He looks like a right wet wipe and she's not half as attractive as she thinks she is.

She met him whilst she was at uni so still living off mum and dad. Remember her suddenly jetting off to LA for weeks on end and other extravagant hols when she met him

 

[Katkitkat]

She’s uploaded. Really could’ve done without the big earrings. I love the setting / flowers / candles though

She looks lovely (minus the earrings).

 

[Clarity456]

Just seen her recent stories (in the gym gear) look like she’s breathing in so hard it looks really awkward and uncomfortable! She’s got a good figure so I duno why she’d feel the need!

I've said time and time again! Her figure is AMAZING but however it's not the size 8 she wants it to be, so that'll be why she's breathing in

 

[Clarity456]

I love the fact Rachel has avoided all of Tweedle Dee's hen nights like the plague after the absolutely unnecessarily cruel bridesmaid snub

 

[Clarity456]

She is one of the most utterly bonkers influencers I've ever seen

Is she going mad on AliExpress or using some sort of hire service for these bags that keep springing up? In the past month we've seen the blue goyard, a d&g straw bag, the Prada crochet tote and now aparrently the Dior book tote (despite getting the YSL rive gauche to use as a beach bag not that long ago ) she may get paid a fair bit of course, but given that she's just taken on a new mortgage, is getting loads of *bespoke* touches to get her new build to look like a mansion, and having to pay for a range rover, I really don't believe she's got 6.5k spare a month just to drop on bags....especially when last year she had her abbot Lyon and girl knows all edit and was admittedly buying fake Yeezy croc type shoes and "designer inspired" sunglasses from Amazon

For some reason since moving back to the north east she's absolutely desperate to be a wag??

I also follow Megan Pickford (England goalkeepers wife) and literally everything Megan posts, Dionne likes..Did she say one time Jordan was meant to be a footballer then got injured or something? She's hankering after the life she thinks she should have got with all the bags and the dark "mansion" aesthetic

 

[br0wser]

Once influencing ends what can she actually offer society other than flashing her tits!! Boring!

Next thread title if we ever get there

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

That hen do looks like my worst nightmare. Trashy!

 

[Clarity456]

When she did that joint channel with Rachel back in 2019 I literally found her so nice and down to earth to the extent she carried that channel while Rachel was boring and wooden, that's why I started following her

The last couple of years since they left Nottingham however is the point where she became insufferable for some reason and thought she was an a list celeb

 

[Loulou_23]

She’s got a line with a clothing brand I’ve once again never heard of!

 

[bettyrogers9]

She looks so stupid in that pink co-ord with her bra hanging out the bottom

 

[Clarity456]

"I had to make this bodysuit into a crop top because it was really tight and causing me pain" yeah love thats cos for some reason buy 2 sizes smaller than you actually need

 

[Clarity456]

I can't believe she was a bridesmaid for Rachel basically landed back in the UK and very soon after did her own bridesmaid asking ceremony where Rachel was not included her people skills are obvs on point

 

[Clarity456]

She’s pregnant! I’m assuming she was a few weeks pregnant at the wedding then

She was fuming the minute Rachel announced she was so she wasn't going to be far behind