Dionne Crowe

[Loulou_23]

Sorry I'm 5 years older than Dionne, but surely no one can think that boohoo man shit shirt and shorts set looks good?

It looks shit and she probably knows it!

Anything for the £ ah!!

 

[Loulou_23]

She literally has fuck all to say now the wedding is over, predicting a content baby asap as her content is drier than the Sahara!

As for her wedding album/ video why the hell does she think people care so much! We get it you got married so did thousands of other people and they aren’t trying to shove their photo albums down peoples throats! Unless I actually know someone in real life I couldn’t give a shit! Honestly she must be so gutted ok magazine didn’t want rights to her bloody wedding!

 

[br0wser]

Dyingggg to see the photos of her dress

She’s uploaded. Really could’ve done without the big earrings. I love the setting / flowers / candles though

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Is she wearing skin coloured tights or has she got wrinkly ankles?!

 

[morningprincess]

She’s from the north, seen her in a club once lets just say her jaw was in Nottingham while she was in durham. Can’t really take her seriously on the gram after seeing it

 

[Clarity456]

Worked hard

Errrrr....Is that an own goal then admitting the 12 different designer beach bags last year were fakes?

No private jet when she went down to London for the extra special wedding shopping trip.. her pals dad mustn't have been doing his weekend hobby this time in fact she didn't even show the train journey so they must have been in povvo class to keep every penny for the Jimmy Choos

Also, why oh why was she bombing about London dead pleased with herself because she was wearing....cotton pyjama pants in 8 degree weather she really must be one of the most desperate attention seeking cunts on the insta hun scene

 

[C88ra]

Don’t think many lasses be strutting about in a lacy lounge thong 2 weeks post Partum

 

[Loulou_23]

She’s going on another!
I feel sorry for her new puppy, at this rate she’s spent more time away from her than with her!

Why didn’t she wait to get the dog till after all her holidays if she knew they were planned! Oh I know for content

 

[br0ws3r]

are these "exciting meetings" she keeps having about moving back to Durham?

Idk why she bothered buying not only a house, but a new build house (don't go up in value as quick as other houses) doing it up with a TV wall, decking, a walk in wardrobe etc if not even 18 months later she was going to sell up

Definitely about moving back there! I know she has family there but it’ll be less convenient considering the amount her and Jordan both go to London. I go through phases of liking her content and not. I don’t follow her Instagram as she is just another girl buying clothes constantly and taking photos. Her Youtube is more bearable but I usually just watch for background noise

 

[jkarma]

Shell I start one?

I’m not a massive fan of ‘influencers’ as 99% of them come out with gumph and I’m not here for that. I actually don’t mind Alexx Cole as she seems pretty down to earth, she said about moving in the future to be closer to family if she had a baby not that she wanted to move straight away

 

[Clarity456]

Obviously I don’t think this But she’s vapid and has that frame of mind

I was gonna say are they not just things everyone has, I'd rather not have to lie about my size, have better views and not change BFFs every few months if I was her hahahahaha

Kitchen does look nice though 🫠

 

[lmccx]

Her old vlogs were so much better and more down to earth etc feel like every video now leaves me wondering how she funds her lifestyle

 

[Kilty0964]

She just spent £750 on the tackiest sandals from Gucci! And the amount of shite she's buying with WIFEY and BRIDE plastered on it is horrific - her overconsumption is through the roof.

 

[Softnooodles]

Durham I think? I don’t know the specifics though

Newcastle… I live on the same estate as her

 

[charb123]

I was going to comment the same about the baby but didn’t know if it would be a strange thing to say because I’m no expert but he does look very very tiny and seems to just constantly sleep? And his skin looked quite mottled in a photo she put on the other day

 

[Clarity456]

I think one of their pals dad's must fly planes for a hobby tbh judging by the guy in the hi vis jacket in the driver's seat and he did a practice run to somewhere near London and dropped them off...if you charter an actual private jet you get a proper pilot in a uniform (as you would hope for the tens of thousands you'd spend..) and sometimes a hostess... as well as access to the toilet at the back rather than it being screened off

All the while Tweedle Dee and jordan posing with their Ali Express Goyard cosplaying as their idols Jordan and Megan Pickford they'll be in LNER cheap seats on the way back up

 

[br0wser]

3 pregnancy reels already and she only announced on Sunday. Its going to be a long 6 months of pregnancy content

 

[sarahlou33xxxxxx]

Why does she think anyone wants to see her with her belly out posing
Are these people that narcissistic to think anyone but their partners care

 

[Clarity456]

Is British airways business class a hell of a lot cheaper than Emirates or something? I can't see why you'd bother adding an extra (totally unnecessary) leg to your journey and making the stop off in Heathrow heavily pregnant just to get to Dubai, when they could have just went direct from Newcastle on one of Emirates daily flights?

About to become a parent any day and still anything to look rich and cosplay as a wag for the gram for tweedle dee FFS same shit different day/week/month/year.

 

[Clarity456]

Sorry I'm 5 years older than Dionne, but surely no one can think that boohoo man shit shirt and shorts set looks good?