Darren John

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That could be his new career. Pattaya already has sad old farts doing terrible versions of Elton John, Elvis and Cliff in the monger bars.
"Tonight at 69 Ladyboy Bar from Larndarn it's the fattest Demis Roussos ever!"
Now he is friendly with the club owner, and thinks he can sing. The biggest ego in Pattaya, and need for cash, will see Mr Dawwen cabaret, whilst the laydees do their ping pong tricks.
 
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Now he is friendly with the club owner, and thinks he can sing. The biggest ego in Pattaya, and need for cash, will see Mr Dawwen cabaret, whilst the laydees do their ping pong tricks.
I just had a shiver down my spine, pictured large Daz in his new suit belting out Sweet Caroline whilst Mai-Ling is doing keepy uppies lying on her back with her ping pong ball and the lady boys swinging their junk about with tassels on the end of their thrupenny bits.

All whilst the village of the damned aka all the large weird bald blokes and sweaty smelly men with grey hair and ponytails are captivated and drowning in cheap Thai beer!
 
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Was pointed out to me that when Fatboy Notslim was struggling to put on his size 48 kecks he was wearing his £10 Temu timepiece again.
Baller.. 😂😂
 
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"I took HER to Lagoon beach Railay Thailand"
That's his daughter he's talking about. HER. What a twit.
 
So he had been to the ladyboy club before, but just to eat.:rolleyes:
Is the new 'girlfriend' with them, or part of the show?
 
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Dazza doing another full English but he’s only off the diet while his daughters here , his daughter isn’t actually with him so not sure why he’s off the diet ? Anyway he didn’t like it 🤣
 
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Fatso now shovelling a 'larvrely omwet" that would feed a family of five down his cake hole. 🙄
 
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See his long suffering daughter got a sincere happy birthday wish from DJ's 'mates' aka the staff at Bently's. Felt a bit sorry for her tbh, she looked a bit creeped out at times.

Looked like they were the only ones in, reckon he booked the whole place for the 'party'? How embarrassing, up there with when the winner of prize of dinner with Daz didn't turn up.
 
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Yeah Dazza booked a hog roast for the 3 of them too? 🤣

what’s the better one of those staff is the new Mrs Darren ?
 
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See his long suffering daughter got a sincere happy birthday wish from DJ's 'mates' aka the staff at Bently's. Felt a bit sorry for her tbh, she looked a bit creeped out at times.

Looked like they were the only ones in, reckon he booked the whole place for the 'party'? How embarrassing, up there with when the winner of prize of dinner with Daz didn't turn up.
Wait what, he gave out a prize of dinner with himself and the person didn't turn up??? When??!!
 
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He did post on his insta, saying, join us for Mia's birthday, at Bentleys. Looks like he hired the place. More like a hostage situation. There seemed to be an army of staff, getting trollied, thanks to Mr Dawwen.
 
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10 times fatso rang the bell. It's about 160 baht for a lady/staff drink. So Billy no mates splashed out £35 per staff member to get phissed for fwee. (And no leg over).

Margate Job Centre seems even closer!
 
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Wait what, he gave out a prize of dinner with himself and the person didn't turn up??? When??!!
Announcing the prize



Marcella blows him out



But don’t worry they’ll be plenty more giveaways! (must have missed those)
 
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