Darren John

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Classic Dawen and his snarky replies.

This is why we think your an awogent smug pwick Dawen.

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If he was a nice guy I’d agree, but he’s clearly not.
I’d still love to know what happened between him and The Crapmaster, will that story ever come out? Crapmaster has hinted that he didn’t like the way he spoke to women and that he’s really not a nice man.
 
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I’d still love to know what happened between him and The Crapmaster, will that story ever come out? Crapmaster has hinted that he didn’t like the way he spoke to women and that he’s really not a nice man.
I think you can tell Darren is a wick he has trouble hiding it, Macmaster I know gets some hate here but I always thought he came over a decent bloke, think he probably spent a little too much time with Darren and realised what he’s like
 
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I see he's slagging off London now. Ironic considering he'll be back there destitute soon.
 
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His logic baffles me, he went shopping in London in a cab? Why not get it delivered? And he can’t compare his working life experience, he’s a YouTube ponce now was a health and safety officer or something. He really should plan this diatribe better or end up with a waffling mess (again).
 
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He really thinks he is Mr Cool. The tattoo and the beer belly look is ridiculous. Seems to have some sort of chip on his shoulder. Obsessed with money.
Dawwen didn't get the job he was temping at. So he comes across as smug, look at me, living the dream. His arrogance is 'off the charts'.
 
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Dazza is having another break from the carnivore today , big bowl of rice and some greasy spring rolls - sure he will be back on it tommrow
 
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Dazza is having another break from the carnivore today , big bowl of rice and some greasy spring rolls - sure he will be back on it tommrow
And the cwreamy curry.

Don't forget the gym 6 times a week flex. (he walks past it on the way to the ladyboy bar).

Was he high filming that?
 
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COCONUT EXTWEEEEM!

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Spring rolls were probably from the Thai equivalent of Iceland, pissy thin curry sauce & overcooked rice. About 1900 calories which he'd have to walk for 9.5 hours to burn off!

His poor daughter has got lumbered with bringing his golf clubs over.
 
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Dazzler is treating himself to a ‘VEWWY Expensive steak’ (of course). However, I’m a big fan of the random Bruno Mars comment mid video “I hear this song a lot here. The Bruno Mars song with lady gaga. I love it, I really….and I’ve been watching so much of Bruno mars lately. What a talent” and then takes a huge, awkwardly long drink through a straw” 😂
 
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Dazzler is treating himself to a ‘VEWWY Expensive steak’ (of course). However, I’m a big fan of the random Bruno Mars comment mid video “I hear this song a lot here. The Bruno Mars song with lady gaga. I love it, I really….and I’ve been watching so much of Bruno mars lately. What a talent” and then takes a huge, awkwardly long drink through a straw” 😂
Loves to mention If something is expensive does Dawwen, then gives a smug look to the camera :ROFLMAO:
 
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So the Fatmaster has put out his first "podcast".
Sounds like it was recorded in the gents bogs of the wh®reh©use he was reviewing.
Is he doing these for freebies?

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Check the 2 toy microphones trying to divert attention from his massive gut.

As for the old guy, it looks like Dawwen is looking at a mirror image of himself in 5 year's! 😂😂
 
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Oh my, the podcast with Mr Charisma. Dawwen looks down at his list of questions, that were like something from a teenage girl's mag, from the 1970's.
That bloke looks like he has been embalmed. Didn't mess about, arrived in 2019, got himself a Tine Tong wife and a girly bar.
 
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So the Fatmaster has put out his first "podcast".
Sounds like it was recorded in the gents bogs of the wh®reh©use he was reviewing.
Is he doing these for freebies?

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Check the 2 toy microphones trying to divert attention from his massive gut.

As for the old guy, it looks like Dawwen is looking at a mirror image of himself in 5 year's! 😂😂
The owner of this place.

Slowly the mask is slipping for Dawwen..

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That bloke looks like he has been embalmed. Didn't mess about, arrived in 2019, got himself a Tine Tong wife and a girly bar.
Maybe Bunter wants to be a bar owner as well?

"Off the Charts Ladyboys".

He already has the mamsam ting tong.
 
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I love how everytime the guy answers Dazza just goes “ ok”

the toy mics , the disinterested tone from Darren it’s everything I hoped for 🤣
 
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