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So Saint Fatmaster films a "Typical day in the life" all from the neck up. 
It's dead boring but all total fiction as none of his day drinking & nocturnal activities are documented. 0/10
It's dead boring but all total fiction as none of his day drinking & nocturnal activities are documented. 0/10
The whole chicken
. Was that, 'something light'. He should be a Henry VIII looky likey.
. Was that, 'something light'. He should be a Henry VIII looky likey.He said he was going to do some home cooked food. Buys ready cooked chicken a bag of ready cooked sticky rice and a sauce in a plastic sachet.The whole chicken
And this was after buying veg and expensive beef mince at the supermarket in the morning, which he then didn't count in his daily spend total at the end. Make it make sense!
There’s no way he’s getting up at 6am, and even if he was why ? And that gut is 100% getting bigger
So that was him buying the ingredients for the weird spag bol, that he has already made. He says he is a foodie, yet can't use a knife and fork. Said he worked in catering, yet his knife skills are 'off the charts' crap. I would go out and buy a cooked chicken, if I had to eat those industrial size portions of spag, noodle, chilli slop.
Oh the chicken he goes
“ actually it’s that hot I’m gonna need a knife and fork I think “
what was he planning on doing with a whole chicken mauling it with his hands ?
“ actually it’s that hot I’m gonna need a knife and fork I think “
what was he planning on doing with a whole chicken mauling it with his hands ?
Watched a few of this guys videos.
Only been in Pattaya a few days and already putting out better content than LBH.
12700 a month for a nice condo compared to 30000+ for the Airbnb.
Got his driver's license in minutes..
The Fatmaster is gonna have to be shovelling burgers like crazy to try and keep his gammons onside and the ever decreasing YT pittance coming in.
Expecting the e-begging to start soon.
Registered for Thai tax yet DJ??
I think I jumped the gun. Just watched the latest where he goes for breakfast and lol and behold the Fatmaster is sat there like Jabba the Hut perving and smirking.Watched a few of this guys videos.
Only been in Pattaya a few days and already putting out better content than LBH.
12700 a month for a nice condo compared to 30000+ for the Airbnb.
Got his driver's license in minutes..
The Fatmaster is gonna have to be shovelling burgers like crazy to try and keep his gammons onside and the ever decreasing YT pittance coming in.
Expecting the e-begging to start soon.
Registered for Thai tax yet DJ??
Pattaya Owl is a massive fan boy of all the usual Pattaya pervy suspects, he fanboys Trevor Buzzin Pattaya, Mr Egg, Nick Dean, welshboywebby and now DJ. I agree that his vlogs are better put together and he's planned his move out there better than DJ but he's just copying all the others. Pattaya in the daytime must be overrun with middle ages blokes all filming the same stuff because they can't film the, ahem, "nightlife" that they are all really there for.I think I jumped the gun. Just watched the latest where he goes for breakfast and lol and behold the Fatmaster is sat there like Jabba the Hut perving and smirking.
In other news, DJ's other channel features him troughing two full main dishes again (because for all his love of Thai food he hasn't yet sussed out that chicken fwied wice is a main dish, not a side). Darren Two Dinners.
The video yesterday must have been the laziest yet. Roll out yet pit with a massive hangover. Panic as need to put a vid out to feed the algorithm. So its basically a 2 minute ride or 4 minute walk (as if) to the Pattaya viewpoint right next to the new condo.
Also fair comment posted before fatso gets it taken down:
Also fair comment posted before fatso gets it taken down:
Pattaya Owl comments are on 
Just watched the latest instalment. Just when you think the content cant get even more boring. Two sex tourists having a nasty cheap buffet breakfast. The only thing missing from one of the containers of greasy slop were the flies. Apparently DJ and POs bromance started when they first met in MacDonalds gents. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
Why was the Fatmaster in the Maccas opposite Tree Town? Stuffing himself with Quarter Pounders no doubt.
So on his date with the Owl bloke he talks again about “ being in the catering industry” mate we have seen you cook !
Where LBH gets his cooking skills from.
Special fwied wice.
Oh good 
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Thailand's heat index reaches danger levels
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