Darren John

[Sakkiedekock]

Still nothing.

The algorithms gonna punish the Fatmaster hard.

So what has happened?

1. Lamped by a ladyboy on Soi Pothole?
2. Upset his Russian landlord and fell from a balcony?
3. Still shitting fire with Bangkok belly after eating a week's worth of food for breakfast?
4. Pattaya YT mafia has had a word?

Let's speculate..

My money's on No.1

 

[Pantomimehorse]

It is a bit strange after consistently knocking out mediocre content everyday. Maybe he’s taken on the feedback and going to concentrate on more quality videos once or twice a week ? …. yeah ok no

 

[GordonS]

His next video will be an "off the charts" breakfast from Pellinis and he'll tell us he stepped out the shower this morning to discover the last 2 months have been a dream.

 

[Sakkiedekock]

His next video will be an "off the charts" breakfast from Pellinis and he'll tell us he stepped out the shower this morning to discover the last 2 months have been a dream.

Best part would be when Pellinis go "We hoped we'd seen the last of you" and tell him to F-off.

 

[Roy_S]

Perhaps all his clothes are in the wash

 

[Live_Forever]

Perhaps all his clothes are in the wash

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That will keep the weans away from the fireplace

 

[Pantomimehorse]

New Dazza video up, I’m at work so can’t watch it but I can tell by the comments it’s a good one

 

[Sakkiedekock]

Perhaps all his clothes are in the wash

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Looks like larva in his eyeducts

 

[Roy_S]

Whatever next

 

[Sakkiedekock]

Surely one of the other Pattaya vloggers will notify the authorities about him working on a tourist visa.

 

[Miss LDN]

So he breaks cover, and comes back as an estate agent. The shades are on due to conjunctivitis. It's the sort of place Daz aspires to.
He seems to be acting as the middle man. This could prove a bad idea, as he does not have a work visa.

 

[Bilbo Baggins]

He's getting some stick in the comments, yet again. It's actually good he leaves them up, it's far more entertaining than his vlogs and on the other hand, probably helps him out with views.

 

[Forfoxsake]

I'm in Krabi at the moment and can confirm it's better than our hero made it look. We hired a 300cc scooter for 2 days and saw more in the first morning of having it than what he showed in his vlogs from there on the first holiday. Passed that Mountain View restaurant (the one near the viewpoint he couldn't be bothered going up, when he was standing in front of the big RESTAURANT sign saying I don't know if they do food ) and it's only barely about 10 mins out of town whereas he made it look like he'd been riding miles to find it.

Side note... it's a holy day today in Thailand (12th Feb) and the sale of alcohol is banned everywhere, plus I read that all "entertainment areas" including Pattaya walking street must stay closed today. Wonder what the sexpats will do with themselves tonight....

 

[Sakkiedekock]

I'm in Krabi at the moment and can confirm it's better than our hero made it look. We hired a 300cc scooter for 2 days and saw more in the first morning of having it than what he showed in his vlogs from there on the first holiday. Passed that Mountain View restaurant (the one near the viewpoint he couldn't be bothered going up, when he was standing in front of the big RESTAURANT sign saying I don't know if they do food ) and it's only barely about 10 mins out of town whereas he made it look like he'd been riding miles to find it.

Side note... it's a holy day today in Thailand (12th Feb) and the sale of alcohol is banned everywhere, plus I read that all "entertainment areas" including Pattaya walking street must stay closed today. Wonder what the sexpats will do with themselves tonight....

Darren could throw a party for all his mates in his massive apartment.
Oh wait? He has no mates.

 

[GordonS]

4 days it took for him to publish his latest embarrassment. Going by the comments it might be longer still till the next one.

 

[Live_Forever]

He's all over the place with his channel.

He'll be doing another 'address a few points' video soon.

 

[Sakkiedekock]

He's all over the place with his channel.

He'll be doing another 'address a few points' video soon.

With 2 ladyboys hanging off his arms.
"I'm just having a chat. Honest guv!"

 

[GordonS]

 

[Clemmy Fandango]

I always think back to his last vlog in London before he left and he was outside the Tower of London and said "I've never actually been here before". Surely that was the lightbulb moment?! He's living in a City that literally millions visit every year who would want to know what those tourist trap places are like, ripe for views and content but instead he was doing fish n chip reviews and banging on about Branstons beans

 

[Sakkiedekock]

Thick as mince.