Darren John

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Haven't watched DJ for a couple of days, bloody hell it gets worse. DJ doing his best impersonation of MacMaster visits Thailand vlog. Travel thousands of miles to eat crappy roast dinners and burgers. The only thing off the charts will be the smell of DJs farts. Could he get more food on his fork to shove in his cakehole or some more food with his plate of gravy. As the the camerawork, its just so cant be bothered. He couldn't even be arsed to correct the massively underexposed shot of himself talking to camera. Next DJ plays the trombone with a Thai ladyboy.
 
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I don't know how long he has been back, but his insta post is funny. Looking miserable, whilst 'What A Wonderful World' is played, at a train station.
A day for the history books, perhaps he finally had some Thai food in London. A #early retirement.
'Livin the dream' looks pretty depressing in your world Daz.
 
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I don't know how long he has been back, but his insta post is funny. Looking miserable, whilst 'What A Wonderful World' is played, at a train station.
A day for the history books, perhaps he finally had some Thai food in London. A #early retirement.
'Livin the dream' looks pretty depressing in your world Daz.
Has he edited the insta post? I saw this the other day not long after he posted it and it said the day for the history books was going to be November 31st 😂
 
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Doubt it. Carter eats Thai food.
But a mutual love of ladyboys might.... 😜😉
I like Geoff and enjoy his content,he's very friendly and funny.He doesn't come across as thinking he's better than everyone else and knows everything about food,unlike DJ who thinks he's Gordon Ramsay🤣 He is now not even reviewing the food,he's just filming himself filling his face🙄
 
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I like Geoff and enjoy his content,he's very friendly and funny.He doesn't come across as thinking he's better than everyone else and knows everything about food,unlike DJ who thinks he's Gordon Ramsay🤣 He is now not even reviewing the food,he's just filming himself filling his face🙄
I don't mind Geoff tbf, at least he's enthusiastic and comes across like he's enjoying himself. He'll also show temples and different islands and beaches etc when he does venture out of Pattaya so if he is getting up to unsavoury stuff he doesn't really vlog about it (unlike loads of Pattaya ex pat vloggers of a similar age who are horrible and focus on the all the sleaze eg which clubs have the best girls etc etc 🤢🤮).
 
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The future’s so bright he has to wear shades. ‘The sun’s so bright today’ on go the Poundland sunglasses, what a pair of guys he picked! - sure these were £1.50.

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showing us the real Thailand with fresh fish in the water and coconut trees (?). He goes on to say you could just have a fry up or other English food or be a hypocrite…

Funny as f**k though - orders egg fried rice and gets rice and a fried egg!

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Glad I'm not the only one that noticed the 'Fresh Fish in the water' observation, I had to rewind it to make sure that's what he said :ROFLMAO:

What, as opposed to out of date Fish in the water ?
 
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The future’s so bright he has to wear shades. ‘The sun’s so bright today’ on go the Poundland sunglasses, what a pair of guys he picked! - sure these were £1.50.

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showing us the real Thailand with fresh fish in the water and coconut trees (?). He goes on to say you could just have a fry up or other English food or be a hypocrite…

Funny as f**k though - orders egg fried rice and gets rice and a fried egg!

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I thought when he said about being a hypocrite and having fry ups and British food he'd had some sort of memory lapse 😳 maybe he's had to many chocolate and banana milkshakes,it's gave him brain freeze😵💫
 
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I thought when he said about being a hypocrite and having fry ups and British food he'd had some sort of memory lapse 😳 maybe he's had to many chocolate and banana milkshakes,it's gave him brain freeze😵💫

I missed this, admit I skimmed the video but did he actually act like he hasn't done all that ?

Also yeah the egg fried rice was hilarious although for all I know that's how they do it there
 
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Remember this is a guy who was over 22 stone and apparently dying 3 months ago (tm Macmaster).
Still think he's dying & this might explain why he's still stuffing his face with rit.
 
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I missed this, admit I skimmed the video but did he actually act like he hasn't done all that ?

Also yeah the egg fried rice was hilarious although for all I know that's how they do it there
Yes he did🤣 I couldn't believe my ears😂 Oh the fried egg😂 he loves how you can make balls with the rice😂
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Remember this is a guy who was over 22 stone and apparently dying 3 months ago (tm Macmaster).
Still think he's dying & this might explain why he's still stuffing his face with rit.
I think he's just addicted to food,he'll be back on his boiled unseasoned veg when he gets home.
 
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When he was on those stepping stones, I thought it would cause a tsunami.
Someone asked in the comments if he was back, he said 'for now'.
Looks like he will go back and be one of those creepy blokes eating fry ups in Pattya.
He must have put on a few stone with all the crap and shakes.
 
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I missed this, admit I skimmed the video but did he actually act like he hasn't done all that ?

Also yeah the egg fried rice was hilarious although for all I know that's how they do it there
Thai people do not have egg fried rice the egg goes on top of the main dish, he got that wrong and chicken with cashew nuts is a Chinese 😂
 
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He has found an ice cream theme park. Perfect for an obese bloke. The ice cream looked like sorbet.
 
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Thai people do not have egg fried rice the egg goes on top of the main dish, he got that wrong and chicken with cashew nuts is a Chinese 😂
What I love about that is he acts like she's a expert traveler then does things like that , back to the fry ups I guess
 
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