Ah it’s a great old school cafe with decent quality food but even when I lived round the corner for a few years I hardly went there as it’s full of tourists now, not that there’s anything wrong with that but it just gets too busy for me
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Agree that they didn't know him. He was the 2nd customer.
That was a full Billy No Mates experience. In truth he's probably only been there twice before for the two previous slogs. I was shocked to see that Pellici's hasn't put Lardy's minging 'Off The Charts!' boxer shorts in pride of place on the wall.
That was a full Billy No Mates experience. In truth he's probably only been there twice before for the two previous slogs. I was shocked to see that Pellici's hasn't put Lardy's minging 'Off The Charts!' boxer shorts in pride of place on the wall.
Didn't recognise him without the beard.
And that he is now twice the size..Didn't recognise him without the beard.
Better (and cheaper) breakfast in Tescos
I see the Lardmaster is using the Sarah Ingham slimming filter on lastest slog. Makes him also look 5ft tall and 5ft wide.
Tonight Matthew…. I’m going to be Darren John! 
I mean look at this photo, I initially thought it was some large butch lesbian with short white hair like large pat off Eastenders!
I mean look at this photo, I initially thought it was some large butch lesbian with short white hair like large pat off Eastenders!
Attachments
I see he has a video posted titled 'Will I Stay In England or Return to Thailand'. Not arsed watching it but were our thoughts correct?
i watched a bit then got bored and just read th comments , basically he doesn’t know
He says he's coming back but then keeps contradicting himself. Bangs on about how it'll be different this time. He's gonna do lots of travel vids and he's gonna go to the gym etc. Blames everything but himself for his large ass but isn't going to review healthy Thai food only fryups.
I think drink might have been taken. A lot of drink.
Family intervention needed asap.
The guys a laughing stock amongst the ex-pat community in Thailand.
He's saying about the comments since he's moved to Thailand, but the comments just reflect what a shitshow his channel has become. He can't take feedback to save his life and says it's all unwarranted cwiticism, but if he actually listened to the comments he wouldn't have gotten in half of the tit he's found himself in. He'd be better off staying in London, he doesn't have what it takes to really be successful living where he is. He doesn't have the personality to make boring vlog videos interesting, and he doesnt do anything interesting in his videos either. It's either stat in London which he probably can't afford or just move somewhere else in Thailand, but he probably likes the benefits of living in Pattaya too much with easy access to the bars...
Where ever he ends up he needs to admit to himself that whatever he vlogs about he's just not very good at it and as I said when he went to live in Thailand there's limited scope for content over there so his vlogging became even more samey, boring, uncharismatic and predictable than when he was munching sausage rolls in Borough Market.
Go back to health and safety Daz, where your lack of personality is a real advantage.
Go back to health and safety Daz, where your lack of personality is a real advantage.
It looks tit, Gary Eats and Danny went there the other week and owner/one of the staff members was all over them and wouldn’t leave them alone, I couldn’t be arsed with that! I wouldn’t visit for that reason alone, I can’t stand cocky or creepy staff trying to make conversation or crack jokes during your meal, it’s why I avoid a lot of Italian restaurants as they always seem to be like that.
A few of the comments were saying he’s like a lost soul who just doesn’t seem to know what he truly wants in life, there’s nothing wrong with that by the way as I think a lot of people feel like that (my in-laws for example are very much like this), however he vents and rants about it constantly and expects everyone to care. He needs to make a decision for once in his life, I personally think he’s better off in London, the vlogs were certainly a bit more interesting, he has his family there and maybe a couple of friends, I think once his daughter has the baby he’ll feel it more and be homesick and it’ll hit him worse than ever. He’s clearly only going back there because he has a woman on the scene!
Has he said anything about having a new ting tong ? I really couldn’t be arsed to watch the latest slogs
If you look at the numbers nobody's watching his slogs. Last I heard he was waffling on about moving to Hua Hin as he thinks in his tiny mind it's a YouTube goldmine, but as the commenters said it's a few pensioners expat bars and a couple of ladyboy knocking shops. Fatmaster will be in his element!
I wonder why he was struggling to get a job in London?
My theory is he rubbed people up the wrong way with his smugness, in the industry he was in, word gets around and it might put potential employers off.
Plus having a youtube channel which is available to anyone to view and read the comments won't have helped, especially his snarky replies to people asking genuine questions.
My theory is he rubbed people up the wrong way with his smugness, in the industry he was in, word gets around and it might put potential employers off.
Plus having a youtube channel which is available to anyone to view and read the comments won't have helped, especially his snarky replies to people asking genuine questions.
Honestly think YouTube isn't for him.... A lack in personality and content isn't a great mix, I think he would have survived had he not met the parasite that is the Macmaster - where his soul was ripped from him.
Lee coached him on the black arts, but DJ has too much humanity to see it through.
Lee coached him on the black arts, but DJ has too much humanity to see it through.