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leah99

Wasn't that about the same amount of time he spent in Thailand on his holiday before his quick decision to move? I reckon he's testing the waters before he goes back to Mummy and replaces his daily Bentley's trip with City Spice again
 
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Sakkiedekock

So Fatso's gone full Johnnyvlogger by filming what must be the cheapest and greasiest caf in Margate.
Pwopa!
Will we get a tour of his new box room home at his mummy's with the 80's wallpaper and Spandau Ballet posters still on the wall?
 
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Roy_S

Sakkiedekock said:
He better hope they don't check his social media presence
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No, no that's not his job. He does that to leave footprints in the sand for his children to follow, his channel documents his walk outs, motorcycle rides and food reviews around London, T
Thailand, New York & (infinity &) beyond taking in iconic sights and landmarks, producing some breath taking visions and music for them to marvel at.



Sounds like a different channel, with the potential to be very good.

He never walks anywhere
He sold his motorcycle
Eating huge mouthfuls and making sex noises doesn't constitute a 'food review'
Apart from the odd buddah there haven't been many iconic sights or landmarks
Breath taking visions? Slo mo of him pouring a drink taking a full 30 seconds is what you get
As for the music - copyright free yt cobblers or Dazza doing Sweet Caroline dum dum dum
 
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Roy_S

Sakkiedekock said:
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So Fatso's gone full Johnnyvlogger by filming what must be the cheapest and greasiest caf in Margate.
Pwopa!
Will we get a tour of his new box room home at his mummy's with the 80's wallpaper and Spandau Ballet posters still on the wall?
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What was that red 'media offline' banner that popped up a couple of times?

Nahhh I won't bother editing it out, my viewers watch any old shite.
 
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Sakkiedekock

Roy_S said:
What was that red 'media offline' banner that popped up a couple of times?

Nahhh I won't bother editing it out, my viewers watch any old shite.
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He's probably editing on some free Chinese app as he's brokies.
What a shithole.
 
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leah99

I'll give it to him, he looks better now he's back in England. His hair doesn't look as frizzy, and he doesn't look as much like a tomato. The humidity in Thailand wouldn't have helped whatever health issues he's clearly ignoring. Still, a gweasy spoon fwy up will do him wonders Come off the plane and the first thing he does is go and shove some more food in his gob
 
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Pantomimehorse

I’ve seen worse fry ups but it did make me laugh Dazza saying this is what he came back for. I’ve most certainly seen him eat a better looking fry out in the land of ladyboys. And well the editing, another masterclass bravo DJ
 
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Roy_S

DJ strolling round Canterbury xmas market making everything SO interesting with his passionate, lively rhetoric and amazing fumbling fingers in front of the camera style...

It looks better at night he says but what can you do?

Go at night Darren?

 
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Pantomimehorse

DJ has been back two days and he’s straight back in with the classics , day one a fry up , day two shoveling fish and chips with his hands into his gob.

To be fair if it ain’t broke why fix it eh DJ?
 
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Sakkiedekock

Pantomimehorse said:
DJ has been back two days and he’s straight back in with the classics , day one a fry up , day two shoveling fish and chips with his hands into his gob.

To be fair if it ain’t broke why fix it eh DJ?
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Xmas in Margate General Hospital with a coronary next?
 
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Roy_S

What really annoyed me about today’s vlog was why he insisted on spooning his curry out. He wasn’t going to leave any, just tip it all on man!
 
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haverespect.

It’s on point isn’t it?

Low effort, low investment for undeserved high financial reward.

His channel has never been about being the best, improving or entertaining subscribers.

It’ all about what can get him the most money to pay for his fwy ups and hookers back home.

Lest we forget those dreadful property videos with Mr Bong!


Pantomimehorse said:
DJ has been back two days and he’s straight back in with the classics , day one a fry up , day two shoveling fish and chips with his hands into his gob.

To be fair if it ain’t broke why fix it eh DJ?
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Sakkiedekock

Margate's Johnnyvloggeruk.
I bet he's already claiming benefits as well.
 

Roy_S

Took a while for Pellicci's to acknowledge DJ's existence even though it's his favourite and he's been there loads.

Been there a few times and never has the word overrated been so applicable.

Ronnie Kray was wrong.
 
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