I don't know much about this jackass other than he looks like a baboon's bleeping arse and seems to think he's god's gift!
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Fish lips and burger nips.
Every. bleeping. Time. He. Posts. A. Bath. Picture. It. Makes. Me. Throw. Up. In. My. Mouth.
Every. bleeping. Time. He. Posts. A. Bath. Picture. It. Makes. Me. Throw. Up. In. My. Mouth.
And thatβs all there is to knowI don't know much about this jackass other than he looks like a baboon's bleeping arse and seems to think he's god's gift!
He was the first man on the Slimming World cover magazine didn't you know......only they put him on the back cover 
He had someone take his photo on a car bonnet onceHe's a simple man, literally!
Omg I remember reading about that "incident" in here last year and I couldn't believe it!!He had someone take his photo on a car bonnet once
It was like the scene in Alan Partridge "crash, bang wallop - what a video" How that girl puts up with him in her home i don't know
Imagine driving past and you see him talking into his phone.....yes Dann. That's 5. Everyone let's give Dann a hand for counting to 5
Imagine driving past and you see him talking into his phone.....yes Dann. That's 5. Everyone let's give Dann a hand for counting to 5
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I still canβt believe how fully embarrassing he is tbh. Like, just please shut the duck up?
Read no longer.... here it is in all its glory...I have looked at this picture so many times, and I cannot conclude as to how he has ended up in this position. It looks like he's dropped from theOmg I remember reading about that "incident" in here last year and I couldn't believe it!!
bleeping sky
I also don't get the bio on his page "Lost 5 stone in 6 months". This newspaper article suggests otherwise..
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-laughed-male-banter-11920673.amp
I will never get over this gem. Before this I was very βmehRead no longer.... here it is in all its glory...I have looked at this picture so many times, and I cannot conclude as to how he has ended up in this position. It looks like he's dropped from the
bleeping sky
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I also don't get the bio on his page "Lost 5 stone in 6 months". This newspaper article suggests otherwise..
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-laughed-male-banter-11920673.amp
β about him skipped through his stories and posts the insta famous he became. This made me sit up and go knobhead not only for taking the photo but for putting it on insta thats when I realised how much he hurts my eyes/ears/soul. He is the human equivalent of scraping nails down a blackboardwhat makes me smile is, and surely I'm not the only one thats noticed this... there seems to be someone on the phone in the white car, giving absolutely no fucks about what that cockwomble is doing on the bonnet of that carI will never get over this gem. Before this I was very βmeh
That pic is one of the best things on Instagram
I always have so many questions when I see it
Heβs such a stupid bleep
I always have so many questions when I see it
Heβs such a stupid bleep
how was he thrown from the one car and onto the bonnet of the other?That pic is one of the best things on Instagram
I always have so many questions when I see it
Heβs such a stupid bleep
why is someone taking a photo of the anthropoid and not checking if he's ok?
What makes me smile is how gormless he sounds.Absolutely my questions
ETA - your profile pic has me
I only hear him on his stories, but bleeping hell his voice sends me to sleep.
Yikes! He really is a bellend of epic proportions. Posting a picture of yourself on the top of the car. Everything he does is just so bleeping cringe and/or stupid, daft boy. I think the streamers for tit tasting jelly was pretty up there too
what makes me smile about how he goes on about these jellies and how he can "say yes to pudding"
he forgets the times he posts all the massive puddings he eats that strangely get removed when he posts a jelly.
say yes to pudding, say no to this rubber lipped bleep.