He jumped. Don’t you remember he thanked SW for giving him the ability to jump
I’m feeling Dr Strange kinda movements there
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I’m feeling Dr Strange kinda movements there
he really is a bleeping cretin.He jumped. Don’t you remember he thanked SW for giving him the ability to jump
He is the kid at school that always had to be one better you know “oh my parents bought a Formica (showing my age) table” and he’d bounce back with “well we have a fivemica table” an out and out tosser. I’m surprised he got one woman to sleep with him at least twice never mind 2 women
you can take dannnnnnnnnnnn, harry, beggy ben and pop them to one side... there's a bigger head than all of those combined in my eyes... snaresylad_sw (yes he has a thread on here) the bollocks this man spouts is off the bastard scale.
Off for a mooch
I've gone mental at sw about him.
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Been a bit dormant - had to scroll back a fair few weeks !!
Thanks! Off for a nosey, hadn’t heard of him - looked at his page and it looks full of raw sausages
I thought they were raw sausages but I think it's some kind of frozen yoghurt sticks ? Obvs some SW 'hack' 'cheat' whatever it's called !Thanks! Off for a nosey, hadn’t heard of him - looked at his page and it looks full of raw sausages
what bleeping angered me about him was over christmas, he put on like 12lb in 3 days, and blamed boris johnson.... yep, you read that right, boris johnson. I mean I hate bo jo and as long as there is a hole in my arse I'd never vote tory, but to blame him for you being a gluttonous bastard is a joke. He blamed bo jo for "changing his plans" yeah, I'm sure they were all lining up at iceland to fill their freezers with the sw frozen range.
a grown man, 4 years into a slimming world journey blaming boris johnson.
not bleeping having that.
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Hahaha this thread has me in tears of laughter, god bless the bonnet pic, was a classic!
SaY YeS tO PudDinG
cockwomble.
Can honestly say, I've never needed to inhale a whole log cake in 2 minutes..... But jelly yeah
Literally makes my fanny drier than the Gobi desert.
I don't understand the marketing behind these jellies..we've got this rubber lipped anthropoid having a bath with one, we've had harry pickard pack one for a holiday and we've had fopperholic(another absolute horrendacunt) pretend to climb out of one.
Who Sat in the marketing dept and thought "let's advertise them by getting people to act like absolute bellends online, they're bound to sell like hot cakes"