If anyone is hating their life just pop across to dickhead Dann on instagram and have a look at his dancing Dann highlight you'll instantly feel better because you know you're not this wanker
His hair ... it looks like one of those funny little triangle shaped hats you see on American GI war films. I'd like to swipe you multiple N's Dan, right across your shit beard *kerpow*
He is a walking mid life crisis
Out every Saturday with his side piece, doing silly shots and stupid drinking games
And ‘dancing Dan ‘ ?? Please fuck off
Have some respect for you ex wife and poor kids who you don’t appear to have seen in weeks.