Danielle Armstrong #2

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Maybe Tom's been arrested?

No wonder her daughter doesn’t speak yet
I wouldn't worry too much about her speech or literacy. With two intellectuals for parents, I have no doubt that she'll be an academic high-flyer, the day she starts kindergarten. That house is full of books, and Danielle and Tom's curiosity about the wider world is second to none.
 
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Eurgh I hate to say it but has her family or friends not told her she needs to start thinking about her child’s obsession with the iPad and obvious delays. I mean come on we all Chuck the kids an iPad for five mins peace now and again but that child looks sooooo disinterested and distant ALL the time whilst eyes heavily glued to the screen, there’s no loving gaze to mum, no initiation for cuddles and conversation. It’s really uncomfortable to watch. She will look back at this and feel intense guilt she chose everything above what that little girl really needed.
 
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Eurgh I hate to say it but has her family or friends not told her she needs to start thinking about her child’s obsession with the iPad and obvious delays. I mean come on we all Chuck the kids an iPad for five mins peace now and again but that child looks sooooo disinterested and distant ALL the time whilst eyes heavily glued to the screen, there’s no loving gaze to mum, no initiation for cuddles and conversation. It’s really uncomfortable to watch. She will look back at this and feel intense guilt she chose everything above what that little girl really needed.
100000% - I'm no angel when it comes to the iPad (pack it for restaurants and 30 mins before bedtime) but there really is no need to have it on when she's eating. The food and should be enough amusement!

You can always see it set up in the background as well - it is just constantly on!
 
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Eurgh I hate to say it but has her family or friends not told her she needs to start thinking about her child’s obsession with the iPad and obvious delays. I mean come on we all Chuck the kids an iPad for five mins peace now and again but that child looks sooooo disinterested and distant ALL the time whilst eyes heavily glued to the screen, there’s no loving gaze to mum, no initiation for cuddles and conversation. It’s really uncomfortable to watch. She will look back at this and feel intense guilt she chose everything above what that little girl really needed.
She won’t feel any guilt because she’s one of those types that will blame everyone else. She’ll most probably blame Orrrrrrrrrwla.
 
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"Every year Tom and I have a weekend in London just us" you've been together about 2 years, so you've done it twice! Such a fool.

And she defo looks like she's transitioned!
 
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You just know what a weekend in London will be like: a massively overpriced hotel in Knightsbridge or Mayfair, an equally overpriced dinner at somewhere like Sexy Fish or Amazonica (generic-looking sushi or shashimi or a cut of steak chopped in slices, and sparklers on the table at dessert [probably something involving dry ice or gold leaf or melting chocolate]), then bags full of branded clothes from Bond St, because they never wear designer unless it's literally got BALENCIAGA or MONCLER or GUCCI printed on it in 96-point bolded capitals, to show everyone how minted they are to afford these things.
 
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It's quite sad that Danielle and the rest of the ex-TOWIE crowd will have to ditch their BALENCIAGA-branded tat, in light of the recent controversy.
 
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Yeah okay Danielle - a magical drink that just flushes saturated fats out of the body? I am in no way medically trained but what an absolute balls claim - how is this legal??
 
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Yeah okay Danielle - a magical drink that just flushes saturated fats out of the body? I am in no way medically trained but what an absolute balls claim - how is this legal??
Also if I want a cup of tea and drinking tea!!! what in the holy hell is that?

She hasn’t got the intelligence to know how things biologically work within the body. Herbalife have told her this crap and she just repeats it 🤦🏻‍♀️ and people will buy into this tit!!!
 
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With this being the 1st most people with young kids have shared the elf ots crap , balloons or something Christmas related ...not Danielle sometimes I forget she has a kid tbh
 
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No I’m honestly grateful to anyone who doesn’t feel the need to share elf on the shelf for the next 25 days 🫶🏼

She probably hasn’t done it though.
 
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No I’m honestly grateful to anyone who doesn’t feel the need to share elf on the shelf for the next 25 days 🫶🏼
Omg yes! Unless your followers are 7 yr old kids, who on earth is going to care where you stick that creepy elf?!

Elf is scared of my cat so he never comes by 😂
 
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Lol, dissolves saturated fats. The only way to reduce saturated fats in your diet is to avoid eating them in the first place and to exercise by more than you eat. But I guess the likes of Danielle can't sell you anything by recommending a healthy diet of normal, nice foods and modest portions, not vile protein shakes or protein brownies (does anything sound less appetising?) and regular exercise
 
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I had to laugh at the Christmas photo of Orrrwlahhh with a book, I bet she was kicking off for the iPad 😂
 
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