Yes, it’s because we’re all jealous
Why is it trash always thinks the rest of the world is jealous of their trashy lives? Or at least, tries to convince us they totally think that? Like who is jealous of her living in that crappy little flat with two smelly ugly beasts and dressing up in what looks like market stall fashions?
Darlings, if you are a thing, people already know. You only need to announce it constantly and belligerently when you damn well know you are not the thing, will never be the things and absolutely nobody perceives you as the thing.
But she doesn't care what anyone thinks. That's why she reads Tattle post by post. Obviously.
Imagine being the age she is and acting like a 14 year old playground thug. Come round yer house and beat ya up cos IMMA BAD
witch INNIT. HALF NIGERIAN INNIT (am I supposed to be scared of Nigerians for some specific reason?). What an embarrassing underclass slapper. Complete with gross doggy props.
Which are going to eat her face sooner or later.
Hopefully.
