Dan Wheeler #21 Wheelie Bin & the Temple of Turnips

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And he said he couldn't w**k without porn.. because his phone wasn't working.
I was lucky enough to catch that comment and also the one about the longest sex they’d ever had, all night apparently . Then some poor academy members sent him a picture of her house after the storm and her roof had blown off. Made his drama over a power cut seem ridiculous, but then he went on to point out that her insurance won’t cover it, he’s just unbelievably ignorant to anyone else’s feelings other than his own.
 
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I dont know what's worse...

The fact he thinks he is built for a zombie apocalypse or the statement he made that he's started writing another book!
 
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If it was so bad without power why didn’t they just go and book into a hotel for a couple of days?
 
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For someone that claims to care so much for his paying members his lack of any emotional awareness and maturity is the worst I’ve encountered in my lifetime. He literally has no filter or ability for putting anyone else’s feelings before himself.
 
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I didn’t catch it all, skipped through bits. Towards the end he said this power cut has cost him 10-15 grand. As the way he makes money is through views and shares etc.

10-15k seems a bit optimistic he also said he’s now back to square one again with the algorithm as he’s had 2 days off all his platforms, he was pretty pissed about that!
 
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I dont know what's worse...

The fact he thinks he is built for a zombie apocalypse or the statement he made that he's started writing another book!
……the sheer desperation of the man to make a quick buck just shows TCHQ are making a difference in stopping people signing up in droves to his waste of money “plan”.
He’s haemorrhaging customers quicker than he’s putting them in the top of the funnel. The continual offer of his free books are no longer attractive, the free or discounted joining fees aren’t a good enough hook and NONE of the grand ideas he’s thrown at the wall since the beginning of January have had any significant effect to his subscriptions.
In a word.
GOOD.

10-15k my arse. Oh roll on HMRC. If he posts the same figures as he’s done for the past two years then we all know the “I’ve made half a million in the last year” narrative is Walter Mitty-esque at best or an even major alarm bell to HMRC because if it’s not accounted for then where is it
 
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Your routine that you have posted about ‘2 gym Danny’ sounds great - kudos for you for sticking to your goal like this, your commitment is great and your technique, methods, even the food you show have all improved so much. It goes to show what a positive influence the people you now surround yourself with are. Good for you! Ironic that DW tried to imply that you weren’t putting in the effort when you do all this around your family and yet he can’t even get out of bed half the time.
 
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God's work is done tax man might find his 10-15k earnings interesting
 
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So he has invested in a bow and arrow for a zombie apocalypse, but not anything that would be useful for the far more likely scenario of a power cut like power packs or a generator.
He’s a 10 year old boy in a 50 year old mans body he really is!!
 
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Cleavers is so far gone though he will put up with being let down constantly by his mate time and time again, I hope I’m proved wrong though and he ends up here too!

He wanted you to give him the £200?
 
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I THINK you were still on the website a couple of days ago the wordpress one. Looks like hes read here!.

I hope you're doing ok RJ
 
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I know weve seen before but a gentle reminder

So HE can check them? Is that what you're saying? The Garage PT thought he could give "medical advice"?

Say whaaat
 

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I cannot see a £10-15k loss of earnings when the " Bear With Me" show is not broadcast.

Social Blade has the stats below for youtube and TT.

Social Blade has a yearly youtube income at £27-425 per year, with followers down.
Another stats site has engagement an engagement rate of 0.06%

If there was a graph or stat for puerile adolescent smut or a tally of "talking turnips" on TikTok, then I guess Danny would be top of the rankings.

Danny, you are on the runway engines revved up and screaming throwing out luggage, passengers, colleagues, and turnips, but still, you are not taking off.

Best put the brakes on now before you run out of runway! That " funny " " ten top tips with the Rolanator" sketch is not bringing in the viewing figures. Nor is preaching from the Turnip Temple and begging your followers to watch on as many devices as you have faces.

You are truly the Betamax of better living , the fax machine of fitness, the fidget spinner of topical interest.

The audience has gone home, the theatre lights are off, no one is watching but a few deluded sycophants. You are a one-trick pony in a town that has seen too many ponies and prefers any other root vegetable to a turnip!

Danny the stats below are for " context" as I know you like that kind of thing.
The last graph shows the product lifecycle which I think you believe you know about, as you claim to be a marketing supremo. You are in the decline phase, you did not manage to pivot into anything else for longevity.





TT Stats
Monthly gained followers has increased slightly but off a very low base
Strangely follows up but "likes" down. Can bots do "likes" ?


 
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Thank you, I missed the early morning gym, and Sunday, it’s going really well, I helping another gym from TT tomorrow and taking him to my gym to help him get over join a gym anxiety So can the eyes of burwash confirm the 2 day no power
 
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Say he earns 15k every 2 days (what he's claiming to have lost because of the storm) that would mean an income of £2,737,500.00 per year. even when he had his success last year he claims to have earned 500k.... so now, despite the fact that he gets nowhere near the traction he did, and the academy has dwindled from the circa 3k to 200 and something (not all paying) he thinks he's now on over 2million in income? if that was the case surely he could pay Kaz? Or not be working from the living room?
Hey, he could even offer to pay for the repairs of his poor member who's roof blew off (why he thinks that he's an insurance expert and it wouldn't be covered I don't know, my chimney fell down and through our roof in the storms during the 1st lockdown 'Dennis' I think it was, and we were covered under our house insurance!)
 
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Thank you, I missed the early morning gym, and Sunday, it’s going really well, I helping another gym from TT tomorrow and taking him to my gym to help him get over join a gym anxiety So can the eyes of burwash confirm the 2 day no power
I have asked the Q but nobody has got back to me. Great minds!

Hes absolutely deluded. A complete fantasist and a fraud.
 
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