Matt you are not allowed lamb you naughty man! pork pork pork, pork pork pork pork only
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Which episode was the lasagna of satan on?
I bleeping knew she'd comment on the arborio rice 
lol at him asking her questions about the texture and Jack panicking on the spot 
lol at him asking her questions about the texture and Jack panicking on the spot 
It's been so long since I've seen any footage of cooking that isn't Jack that I just found myself admiring how clean Matt's hands are. I might need to go out more.
She's the master of answering a different question to what she was asked
She’s shitting all over Matt’s arborio rice, she’s one of those people who have to make her point no matter how offensive it is - she can’t just be nice and polite on NATIONAL TELEVISION.
Jack just isn’t cut out for TV, it’s hilarious to watch though as her narcissism is coming through now it’s all Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack.
Jack just isn’t cut out for TV, it’s hilarious to watch though as her narcissism is coming through now it’s all Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack.
'So Jack, what sort of rice would you use?'
'Errrrrrrr, Gravel, thanksveryMattmuchMatt'
'Errrrrrrr, Gravel, thanksveryMattmuchMatt'
Just had a look and I believe that's episode 6!
And how colourful and fresh his food is!
"If you don't like these ingredients leave them out". No Matt, that's far too simple! If you don't like an ingredient you should replace it with an egg or some peaches!
That was the manliest squeezing of a lemon I've ever seen 
Starting to appreciate what y'ouse all see in Matt...
Starting to appreciate what y'ouse all see in Matt...You can almost hear the producer going “what the duck have we done?” Can’t you?
Hahahaha I am watching this from start to finish for the first time, the only tweet is about her awful feedback, golden!
It’s so obvious how natural he is on camera and how much he knows food and flavour.
She is just clueless in comparison.
I don't understand Jack's role in this. I thought she'd be cooking along but she's just stood there grinning? It's so weird.
Lolling at Matt asking if she's had any comments/questions yet and the only one was about her audio being bad
Jack can’t eat that thanks very Matt much Matt. It has texture and you need to chew it.
He’ll be delighted she’s at home so he doesn’t have to taste test the slop.
He’ll be delighted she’s at home so he doesn’t have to taste test the slop.
Nadiya 
It's a world of difference watching people cook competently isn't it?
It's a world of difference watching people cook competently isn't it?
Where are the banana skins, I'm confused?
I think that can be applied to every bit of ‘work’ Jack has ever done.
I’d forgotten how much I want to shag Matt if I’m honest.