Had pasta and now got some tea (not cream soda steam punk fizzy tit).
Had to delay Mrs T and the Gacy thing…
Had to delay Mrs T and the Gacy thing…
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Are we off? So excited x
Suddenly I understand why he's referred to as Matt of the Forearms 
Aww hi Jack!
Aww hi Jack!
The music is bringing flashbacks.
And she has a very masculine aesthetic on episode one. The grin is frightening.
SUPERMAN POSE.
And she has a very masculine aesthetic on episode one. The grin is frightening.
SUPERMAN POSE.
I'd forgotten how much I missed her power stance. And how did I miss the hose-eating fox jumper?!
I was going to say she sounds less phlegmy/nasal than she does now then they played that clip of her in the red fox jumper, sounding like she's about to burst into tears
Oh god the threatening carrot video
Oh god the threatening carrot video
At least we now know the origin of her Rose West look.
It’s the fact in retrospect and two years of this we know that there isn’t hundreds of people messaging her and nobody other than her barmy army of squigs know who she even is. The people she claims to help have never even heard of her
Finally, her tattoos make her look so grubby. Can’t wait to see her fingernails.
It’s the fact in retrospect and two years of this we know that there isn’t hundreds of people messaging her and nobody other than her barmy army of squigs know who she even is. The people she claims to help have never even heard of her
Finally, her tattoos make her look so grubby. Can’t wait to see her fingernails.
She looks really different - does she normally wear glasses?
Here comes the passive aggressive lemon 
I absolutely love her webcam from the year 2000.
The kitchen looks much less cluttered than it has in recent photos. It's a little unsettling!
"Don't worry if you can't get ahold of any of these ingredients, because all herbs and spices are interchangeable"
Power stance count: 2
Power stance count: 2
She completely misunderstood his question about the lemon, awkward.Here comes the passive aggressive lemon
ETA- This echo is making me feel ~weird~. It's like the audio version of being so drunk that the room spins. Does it stop soon please?
I can't do this from my phone 
Why I cry
No bleeping Spanish wifi (looking at you, Albox Online)
Why I cry
No bleeping Spanish wifi (looking at you, Albox Online)
She’s going to be raging about Matt cooking lamb. Considering she has a personal vendetta against it these days.
I wonder if Matt got his celery from Edinburgh.
I can’t wait for the second week where she actually arrives in the studio and the full horror of the situation dawns on Matt.
Arborio rice? FANCY
Wonder if he got his lamb from Jack’s Pet Semetary backpack…
It really is #flawless