the gym brand didn't last long did it, half the people who modelled the garments don't follow him no more. What is wrong with this guy seriously?!?!?Makes sense now why ducky gin dropped him if he had this scheming in the bad groundSelling vodka now
There is such a long long list of all his failings over the last 2/3 years nothing comes as a surprise any more . I bet he’s actually nothing to do with it like the gin companyOh here we go again
The website doesn’t work and there’s nothing about it on companies house. If he sells one bottle I’ll be very surprised!Selling vodka now
Even jk Rowling didn’t have his imagination for story telling Looks like it’s being white labelled by this hooting owls distillery, and their brand has won awards recently.But apparently it’s been winning awards the last few months
Don’t forget about his tv career , and all his work with all the ‘brands’ that dropped him in no time at allLmao you can’t make it up. It’s just insane. In the last 2/3 years he’s - taught himself to cook anything and everything, no matter the origin of the dish, to the point he can create his own recipes including calculating calories. This was ‘during lockdown’ but that story has developed more and more into him recently saying he’s been taught by many top chefs. Brought out a line of aprons/tea towels that never materialised, brought out a ‘cookbook’ that was actually an e book of his stolen recipes, peddled holidays in his caravan, advertised cocktail/canapé masterclasses, which never happened, advertised his tour of the uk in his purple van, which never happened, been dropped by every brand he’d leached onto, set up a fitness wear brand, that’s only worn by his paid models, attached himself to and been dropped by a gin company, now he’s onto a vodka brand. With glow in the dark labels, because nothing screams class more than a glow in the dark label on your spirits. Despite claiming over and over he doesn’t drink. This is all while being the worlds first and only heroic step dad/single dad.
Stay tuned for next year; when he opens his chain of Michelin star restaurants, creates his own food delivery app to rival Ubereats, buys a vineyard and produces his own wine, starts his own airline, invents the worlds first flying car, and opens a hospital in his name
, simons estate , where he had plans made to make a housing estate. we also had a chain of his tanning / beauty studios , the gym studio he set up in his ex misses house. Constantly posting pictures of cars and bragging that all ended up belonging to his ex misses. Health meal plan and preps meals he was suppose to be doing , along with the never ever ending of competitions that nobody ever won I’ve been here from day one because we were unfortunate to cross paths with him a few years ago and he’s a bigger joke in real life and not just on InstagramBut did you know, he was once homeless. Not that he’s ever mention it, or use it as his identity for sympathy. And not because he bought a 2nd hand car to resell, instead of paying his rent. No it was all someone else’s fault. And all he’d accept in help was a suit. He really is a jokeDon’t forget about his tv career , and all his work with all the ‘brands’ that dropped him in no time at all
I’d also likely to remind anybody new to the Simon bull Imagination stories . We also had Simons recruitment agency where people were rewarded with steak bakes
Oh he was a proffesional boxer tooI know this pathological lier personally and I'm honestly so happy to have found this thread exposing him for who he really is!
The story goes like this...
His parents shipped him off to a town in Manchester when he was around 15, 16 because of the problems he was creating for himself in their local area down south. The lies and preying on very young children caught up with him there and it was safer for him to be sent far away from it all. He then started the same weird made up lifestyle bull there too. Firstly he was a drug dealer who would post pictures of cars and money that was either someone else's or off Google! He told everyone he was a graffiti artist that goes by the name "kidsketch" but when the time came to visibly prove this talent something would always happen to prevent his story unravelling. Then he was the "owner" of a scrap yard. Then he was a car sales man. He's never been homeless that's a complete fabrication for attention purposees. He lived with family upuntil they'd had enough of his fantasies and kicked him out where he then lived in a council flat. After grooming more young girls and making yet more enemies due to nothing more than bull he had his a handed to him In the town centre one night where I witnessed him crying and begging for the assault to stop. This was just one man who Simon earlier had been making lies up about and this man being a man confronted Simon before folding him like a deck chair. He then moved to Kirkham where all his weird pathological bull could continue and all the rest you guys seem to know about. I think he needs professional help, the man is unwell. How can a human being live a life that doesn't actually exist? He's not a good father, or a good person. He bullies women and should be on a register for the fact he preys on very young or underage children. I can't wait to witness this clown get what he really deserves because it is certainly on the way for him!
DadTheDreamer is a narcissistic pedofile who creates a world within his own that only exists to himself. He does infact hide his secrets in his cheeks that's why he looks like he's been created by the American dad illustrator
The end is near for you Simon
There’s a reason guys like him want teenage girlfriends, they’re easier to manipulate, they’re easier to convince your fantasy life to, and they’re more impressed and dazzled by the bs, whereas grown women see straight through it. Grown women can see him for the lying, manipulative, erratic, fake loser he really isI know this pathological lier personally and I'm honestly so happy to have found this thread exposing him for who he really is!
The story goes like this...
His parents shipped him off to a town in Manchester when he was around 15, 16 because of the problems he was creating for himself in their local area down south. The lies and preying on very young children caught up with him there and it was safer for him to be sent far away from it all. He then started the same weird made up lifestyle bull there too. Firstly he was a drug dealer who would post pictures of cars and money that was either someone else's or off Google! He told everyone he was a graffiti artist that goes by the name "kidsketch" but when the time came to visibly prove this talent something would always happen to prevent his story unravelling. Then he was the "owner" of a scrap yard. Then he was a car sales man. He's never been homeless that's a complete fabrication for attention purposees. He lived with family upuntil they'd had enough of his fantasies and kicked him out where he then lived in a council flat. After grooming more young girls and making yet more enemies due to nothing more than bull he had his a handed to him In the town centre one night where I witnessed him crying and begging for the assault to stop. This was just one man who Simon earlier had been making lies up about and this man being a man confronted Simon before folding him like a deck chair. He then moved to Kirkham where all his weird pathological bull could continue and all the rest you guys seem to know about. I think he needs professional help, the man is unwell. How can a human being live a life that doesn't actually exist? He's not a good father, or a good person. He bullies women and should be on a register for the fact he preys on very young or underage children. I can't wait to witness this clown get what he really deserves because it is certainly on the way for him!
DadTheDreamer is a narcissistic pedofile who creates a world within his own that only exists to himself. He does infact hide his secrets in his cheeks that's why he looks like he's been created by the American dad illustrator
The end is near for you Simon
Oh he was a proffesional boxer too
I'm sure his ex was about 10 years his elder and from what I've been told he completely rinsed her! She seems like a woman who's really got her tit together and he's latched onto that fact to further his fantasies. Can imagine her credit has taken a beating!
Of course he did, he was constantly bragging about the home, the home cinema, the 2 mercs, listing all the stuff he buys his kids, the fake Dubai Balmain (which he still wears
), constantly banging on about spendy stuff. She had the good sense to kick him out, he’d never have left her on his own accordI hope she somehow sees this thread. I could honestly go on for days about this clown. Anyone who's ever met him and now people who haven't know exactly what he's like! Chances are he'll catch a charge for tampering with minors or fraud soon enough and he'll be destroyed in prison! I feel sorry for his parents they're both lovely people and now he's back rinsing them both.Of course he did, he was constantly bragging about the home, the home cinema, the 2 mercs, listing all the stuff he buys his kids, the fake Dubai Balmain (which he still wears
Both desperate to be famous so it makes senseIs that AJ from love island cooking with him? Wtf
Both desperate to be famous so it makes sense
Don’t know what happened to that fancy camera equipment he apparently got, because the quality of the videos is so poor. Sound too, with him shouting and mumbling He then followed it with how all these social media cooks just copy, he stays true to himself, and cooks what he likes because he’s ‘relatable’ Hes unbelievable. He truly believes this world he creates for himself in his own head 
