Dad The Dish

[vic1m]

Saint Simon, on his tik tok live, has just been talking about how he does tons for the homeless, he just never posts it or talks about it. Because that’s just virtue signalling, people just do that for likes and attention. He just said that. Mr Look at What I’ve Done, I’ve been Homeless, Saint Simon, really just said that He then followed it with how all these social media cooks just copy, he stays true to himself, and cooks what he likes because he’s ‘relatable’ Hes unbelievable. He truly believes this world he creates for himself in his own head

Honestly this man is a joke of a human being ,
Still no winner on the vodka competition too

 

[fiftyodd]

Honestly this man is a joke of a human being ,
Still no winner on the vodka competition too

He's always been like this! He needs professional help and that young girls parents need to be aware their young daughter is around a person like this! One of his exs Charlotte will hopefully chip in on here soon. Made her have an abortion by disgusting threats over instagram messages telling her she's going to be "weighed in" Funny cause I've seen this clown crying his eyes out, trying to get up off the floor after being punched once . He's been telling people the past week that he's got a series of episodes coming out on itv! He's probably writing himself emails from itv and replying to himself like he does with the fake hate mail I've a good mind to find him, record a little filmed interview so everyone can see him squirm and run away like he usually does. Straight into his C45 convertible hairdressers car that's in his mums name

 

[marshalou]

He's always been like this! He needs professional help and that young girls parents need to be aware their young daughter is around a person like this! One of his exs Charlotte will hopefully chip in on here soon. Made her have an abortion by disgusting threats over instagram messages telling her she's going to be "weighed in" Funny cause I've seen this clown crying his eyes out, trying to get up off the floor after being punched once . He's been telling people the past week that he's got a series of episodes coming out on itv! He's probably writing himself emails from itv and replying to himself like he does with the fake hate mail I've a good mind to find him, record a little filmed interview so everyone can see him squirm and run away like he usually does. Straight into his C45 convertible hairdressers car that's in his mums name

People here really should check into his tik tok lives, his full fake and nasty personality comes out in them. He literally can’t get enough of hearing his own voice. He keeps putting that wannabe cockney hard man accent on, and making really cringe jokes. It’s on his lives he really gets into the flow of his own bs, and I honestly think he forgets himself, because he just gets worse and worse. Yesterday he was laughing about his son, for getting apparently beaten up in school for having non branded crocs, how funny it was he came home with a bloody nose. He also took the p out of being told the correct way to pronounce nduja, saying people would sound like a ‘sp..tic’ asking for it. Which is on brand for him, since he regularly steamrolls over cultural ingredients and recipes.

 

[fiftyodd]

People here really should check into his tik tok lives, his full fake and nasty personality comes out in them. He literally can’t get enough of hearing his own voice. He keeps putting that wannabe cockney hard man accent on, and making really cringe jokes. It’s on his lives he really gets into the flow of his own bs, and I honestly think he forgets himself, because he just gets worse and worse. Yesterday he was laughing about his son, for getting apparently beaten up in school for having non branded crocs, how funny it was he came home with a bloody nose. He also took the p out of being told the correct way to pronounce nduja, saying people would sound like a ‘sp..tic’ asking for it. Which is on brand for him, since he regularly steamrolls over cultural ingredients and recipes.

Chance are his kid wasn't beaten up. He literally fantasies everything in his life! Like the whole being homeless that never happened. Sends himself messages off fake accounts and argues with himself. He's tapped!

 

[marshalou]

Chance are his kid wasn't beaten up. He literally fantasies everything in his life! Like the whole being homeless that never happened. Sends himself messages off fake accounts and argues with himself. He's tapped!

Oh no, I thought the same. But either way, it’s not something any normal parent would make a joke about, their child getting their head done in and stumbling home, bleeding. He’s a loser

 

[fiftyodd]

That's because it didn't happen. Simons one of these People so see something in the TV or the news, wait a few weeks and the publish it as his own 'story' I'm going to catch up with him soon and post a video showing everyone who the real Simon. Is he will give out mouth and hard like that harf man but due to me not being a woman that'll be very short lived he's nothing more than a nassasictic pedofile who life's a live based on make believe and fantasies that's exist only in his own head! He's still hasn't is ex nicola for money! Every dog has their day and this dogs day's are extremely numbered

That's because it didn't happen. Simons one of these People so see something in the TV or the news, wait a few weeks and the publish it as his own 'story' I'm going to catch up with him soon and post a video showing everyone who the real Simon. Is he will give out mouth and hard like that harf man but due to me not being a woman that'll be very short lived he's nothing more than a nassasictic pedofile who life's a live based on make believe and fantasies that's exist only in his own head! He's still hasn't is ex nicola for money! Every dog has their day and this dogs day's are extremely numbered

Still asking his ex nicola for money**

 

[vic1m]

That's because it didn't happen. Simons one of these People so see something in the TV or the news, wait a few weeks and the publish it as his own 'story' I'm going to catch up with him soon and post a video showing everyone who the real Simon. Is he will give out mouth and hard like that harf man but due to me not being a woman that'll be very short lived he's nothing more than a nassasictic pedofile who life's a live based on make believe and fantasies that's exist only in his own head! He's still hasn't is ex nicola for money! Every dog has their day and this dogs day's are extremely numbered


Still asking his ex nicola for money**

I see he doesn’t have any of those things now while he was with her, no gym, no outside cinema , no holidays to Dubai hahahahaha, just him and his baby girlfriend driving around in a car registered to his mum, funniest thing I’ve heard in ages

 

[Hoppers]

if you want to know the reason he was arrested it’s here….
https://www.lancs.live/news/lancash...bGxy8T2OeDNpkXsWqYAILeCJYD4_4q0wDPU&fs=e&s=cl

 

[vic1m]

if you want to know the reason he was arrested it’s here….
https://www.lancs.live/news/lancash...bGxy8T2OeDNpkXsWqYAILeCJYD4_4q0wDPU&fs=e&s=cl

Wow wow wow , how are we not surprised he had something to do with thing, he’s so bloody dodgy

 

[marshalou]

if you want to know the reason he was arrested it’s here….
https://www.lancs.live/news/lancash...bGxy8T2OeDNpkXsWqYAILeCJYD4_4q0wDPU&fs=e&s=cl

I’m sorry, but illegal streaming? Lmao This is the most sad sack utterly Simon crime ever. With all the access we all have these days, he’s been arrested for a 90s style crime? What a loser Didn’t someone say on here he’d got done for selling dodgy fire sticks? It adds up now, Mr get rich quick from minimal effort

 

[brownskinnedgirl_]

Loser can't even do crime decently, come on mate, give us summat more juicy to read

 

[vic1m]

I’m sorry, but illegal streaming? Lmao This is the most sad sack utterly Simon crime ever. With all the access we all have these days, he’s been arrested for a 90s style crime? What a loser Didn’t someone say on here he’d got done for selling dodgy fire sticks? It adds up now, Mr get rich quick from minimal effort

I didn’t even realise it was still an illegal thing , defo could have imagine Simon on the Sunday markets selling dvds of recent movies hahahaha , he is an absolute loser in every way possible what a joker. I’m local to him, I’ve not seen him for a while , I wonder if he’s still round here or back with the parents full time ??

 

[geewhizz79]

The Quad Vodka with no promotion and no website drops on the 31st

 

[vic1m]

The Quad Vodka with no promotion and no website drops on the 31st

Omg I was just on my way here to say exactly the same thing ahahaha , he never ever sticks to these promos and launch dates

 

[marshalou]

Simple Simon, who calls other people ‘begs’ is literally, right now, asking for gifts, to support his cooking. Cause he’s giving up ‘his time’ cooking this stuff no one asked for. Not cause he needs money, he just said, he’s got 9 businesses currently Also, pretty sure he’s wearing foundation, his foreheads looking suspiciously shiny and orangey

 

[vic1m]

Simple Simon, who calls other people ‘begs’ is literally, right now, asking for gifts, to support his cooking. Cause he’s giving up ‘his time’ cooking this stuff no one asked for. Not cause he needs money, he just said, he’s got 9 businesses currently Also, pretty sure he’s wearing foundation, his foreheads looking suspiciously shiny and orangey

9 businesses omg ,and not one of them is doing very well what a wet wipe !!! He’s an actual Beg

Having a closer look at that second picture it seems like he needs money for more Botox

 

[brownskinnedgirl_]

6 companies on "beta companies house"
3 dissolved
I don't get it, I'd be well embarrassed if I'd gone through the effort to create a LIQUOR BUSINESS, to not even launch it on lanch day???
Why are you okay with multiple businesses being a flop?
I think he thinks all his followers won't catch on to the grift, but they will

 

[marshalou]

6 companies on "beta companies house"
3 dissolved
I don't get it, I'd be well embarrassed if I'd gone through the effort to create a LIQUOR BUSINESS, to not even launch it on lanch day???
Why are you okay with multiple businesses being a flop?
I think he thinks all his followers won't catch on to the grift, but they will

Yeah that’s all I saw too, 6 companies, with 3 dissolved. I’d be embarrassed too, to keep announcing these new amazing ventures, only for them to be quickly forgotten. The money he must waste is insane.

 

[geewhizz79]

I’ve also noticed that he is also driving an older BMW? Judging by the “Prime” influencer story. That’s not a new Mercedes interior

 

[fiftyodd]

Simple Simon, who calls other people ‘begs’ is literally, right now, asking for gifts, to support his cooking. Cause he’s giving up ‘his time’ cooking this stuff no one asked for. Not cause he needs money, he just said, he’s got 9 businesses currently Also, pretty sure he’s wearing foundation, his foreheads looking suspiciously shiny and orangey

He's always been a porky weird guy but these pictures honestly almost made me heave! How can a person act like that and be okay about the fact everyone literally hates you and the only positive outcome to anything you do are the comments and responses made by yourself to yourself off fake accounts. Someone needs to get this pretender a therapist. His poor son is going to grow up and get the utter tit taken out of him daily all because his father can't stop lying. He belongs on a secure ward and a register. What the ducks going on with his face??? New product idea! Simon the bullshitters all in one work top grill. It's so good I put my face on it large onse!