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vic1m

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Last time I checked, Lennox Gate is at least 6.6 miles away from the very edge of Lytham 🤷‍♀️
😂😂😂 I was going to put this last night but I bite my tongue instead, I leave in Lytham and he constantly driving down here and definitely doesn’t live around here . Anyone that knows Lennox gate knows it’s not exactly the image he wants to give all his fake followers , I see the comments are fading away on his posts now 😂😂

Ps , we all know it’s Simon by the number of emojis in his comment alone 😂
 
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BigB21

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The posts are so fast and edited I can’t keep up with the ingredients! I may actually make one if it was easier to understand.

Ofcourse he’s bringing out a cookbook. If you can’t keep up with the reels (like most of us) and don’t want to hear the annoying voice of the assistant saying ‘Siiiiimon’ you have to buy the book to get the actual recipe. Genius marketing!
 
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marshalou

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100%.... common trait on social media these days
He told on himself really, putting Holmes from here on his page, then later deleting it. But he’s never deleted any of the ‘hate dms’ he pretends to receive? Kind of proves the suspicion correct
 
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Sagi1234

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I agree, its all for attention her and him, I saw some comments when he picked her about it and people were spot on!! It’s very very creepy but I don’t think he is gay! He banged on at one point too about his heath kick it lasted a day and he was making giant burgers etc! Honestly used to enjoy his content right at the start where he just posted food, but I’m sick of the ads, the creepy relationship with the assistant, and the constant posing about in his designer gear 🥱
 
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That’s one of his most cringe things he does, along with the monotone “I should call her”, any time something makes a wet sound. And his ‘chicken boobies’. It’s so pathetic, there’s nothing funny at all about him. And his massive botoxed forehead, that gives his ‘jokes’ absolutely no expression 😂

By the way, anyone watched The Tinder Swindler, it’s about a guy called Simon, who dated multiple women and conned them all with his fake wealth and his fake success, and it just reminded me of someone. Oh hey Siiiimmon 😂
Looks like he's stopped the botox after it being mentioned on here. Most recent pic his forehead is like a road map
 
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marshalou

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Latest recipe for Sticky Jalapeño, mango and lime chicken wings is remarkably similar to the same recipe on the Tasty website…. A couple of tweaks but essentially it’s a carbon copy. Which, conveniently, is the very first recipe to come up when you search on line for it. So lazy. Yet another example of copying others’ work and monetising from it via a promoted post with Swan!
I noticed that too, it’s one the first high rating recipes. He doesn’t travel far for ideas

And my point exactly! It’s all about him - not the young lass! Let him be the wannabe dick but personally I feel sorry for her. Beautiful, intelligent young lass who deserves some respect IMO!!
The good news is, she’s young, she’s attractive, this isn’t going to be her one shot at success. She’s already got a miss U.K. title, she’s already above him, and can go further. Interesting though, that he did choose the successful beauty Queen as his assistant, and not one of the many unemployed homeless people he supposedly sponsors. You’d think that would have been a prime opportunity for his charity work 🤔
 
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pete23

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Finally seeing everyone saying what we’ve all been thinking! I won’t be holding my breathe for the Christmas giveaway announcement either it’s all a scam!
As for the “siiiimonnnn” girl I feel sorry for her if there was HR I have a feeling his “career” would be over!

Does anyone follow him ? I find the relationship he has with his young assistant very odd …
Maybe makes a fuss if her cause she gets more likes than his food!
 
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marshalou

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I’ll chip in a fiver ! Honestly this guy is a walking disaster , I’m just waiting for it all to blow up in his face. I haven’t seen him around my area for a while now which is near his ‘studio’ . We know of him from years ago and he was a lying bullshitting arrogant arsehole them too , he was nothing but a joke 😂😂😂
It might be because he mainly recycles old videos, he has very little new content. And pretty much anything ‘new’ is another version of something he’s already made. Either that or it’s a copy of some other TikTok recipe, which he then calls his own. Crazy his food is always so basic and repetitive, when he himself he’s been taught by several Michelin starred chefs. Which is some achievement, since he also claimed he apparently self taught himself during lockdown 🤣🤣🤣 I think one of his biggest problems is, he can’t remember his own lies, he just runs his mouth, and doesn’t remember from one lie to the next what he’s just said 😂😂😂
 
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SNAFU

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Must be big business… He’s recruiting for a videographer/editor at £16k-£30k a year. The job advert is hilarious, it should be reported for false advertisement. If only the potential candidates knew what they were getting into… Would also love to know how much he’s ripping off small businesses for ‘exposure’ on his account that is predominantly bought followers 🤔
 
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marshalou

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So has dad the creep just gave up on social media? Not seen much on insta. Don't have tik tok
He’s been posting just a few more on tik tok, but not many, 3 after the last on insta. All still crap, repeated copied recipes and that made up accent still going strong. Comments and interactions are seriously dwindled. He’s clutching at very short straws

Nothing much there. The lack of arm length and the growing belly is quite obvious in his videos now. Where’s the purple food truck and the award winning chef we were all promised. I smell eau de simonnnn with notes of shit, garlic and Blackpool all mixed into one
Lack of arm length and growing belly, I’m dying 😂😂😂 Poor Dad the Dumpling. He’s like an egg on little legs 🤣🤣
 
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SNAFU

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The way he is promoting his new active wear company makes for really uncomfortable watching…he has a post on his story from a girl that’s going, along with a few other girls, to model some of his stuff tonight at the launch… Thanks to this thread, everyone knows what he’s truly like towards women so you can’t help but think he’s gonna be in his absolute element with all these attractive (subjective) young girls trying on his merch. All the while he’s letching away at them. Boak!

If you look at it objectively, his new page only has 1.2K followers so these girls aren’t actually going to get the exposure they think. So what have they been promised? Makes you think. Also, he’s stated that he’s only going to use customers to model his stuff. So, if you’re a young, attractive gym going female and you buy some clothes, you’re gonna have the owner of that company check you up on your social media and then contact you about modelling his stuff!? Not only is that creepy but it crosses a line, in my opinion, and it hardly portrays an image of a professional set up.

There is also the fact that, and I don’t mean this in a sexist way, but if you’re a man and you want to start an active wear company, would it not be more suitable to start with stuff for males? A guy would know more about what guys look for in terms of style or fit etc. But no, Sordid Simon has chosen to go for stuff for the females and we all know why.
 
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Royal Flush

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It had his logo on the front from what I remember I never smelt it just got a Snapchat sent to me 😂
Sorry. I just cannot cope. I’m howling laughing here. You guya are just hysterical. The cut of him - small fat ugly bollox with an aftershave name after him. Was it called Siiiiiimon or Dad the Prick/Dick/Sick????
 
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Well he’s just had a lovely Saturday night tea out with his three kids - assuming the VERY young blonde he was ignoring to scroll on his phone was a third child and not his current victim. Surprised he’s at well known chain restaurants, when he can make his amazing meal preps! 😮
 
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So has dad the creep just gave up on social media? Not seen much on insta. Don't have tik tok
Nothing much there. The lack of arm length and the growing belly is quite obvious in his videos now. Where’s the purple food truck and the award winning chef we were all promised. I smell eau de simonnnn with notes of shit, garlic and Blackpool all mixed into one
 
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marshalou

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And he's back to pimping out the kids for online social media kudos
I see him there again, blowing his own trumpet about what a great Dad he is, being such a great example to his kids. Something I’ve always noticed though, this man has not once, ever, paid any kind of credit to the woman who raises them and cares them at least 5 days a week. Not once has he ever shown her any respect or consideration. And since he used to be so fond of reminding the world how he’s the first and only step dad, he’s never shown an ounce of appreciation to this woman who, let’s be honest, never had to share her child with him in the first place. Let’s face it, he doesn’t even really credit the kids with much either, it’s all him, him, him.
 
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