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Girls in the peach and Green look fumingDad the dumplings looking super chuffed with himself. Creep
That gym too does not look secure! My bits would definitely fall out
Peach and green
His body language says it all! Leaning towards the slimmer girls on the left. No wonder they fuming.
The whole thing just screams failure , hardly any likes or comments on any of his posts from either pages over the weekend. He’s a proper local dell boy , could imagine him setting up a stall in Blackpool shopping centre next
. He’s such a creep with it all, and £40 for a gym crop top set that doesn’t look like it could support nipples never mind actual boobs is a complaint fest waiting to happen£40?! for a gym outfit he more than likely bought from Ali express for £10 and slapped his crappy little logo on?The whole thing just screams failure , hardly any likes or comments on any of his posts from either pages over the weekend. He’s a proper local dell boy , could imagine him setting up a stall in Blackpool shopping centre next
he’s taking the piss.Like above, there’s no way that top is holding anyones boobs bigger than an E.
The fact it only goes up to a size Large too, yet he’s boasting in the comments about him being size inclusive. When he decides to go up to a size 28 at least, that’s when he can boast about being inclusive.
Him posing with those misfortune girls wearing his crappy gear is so wrong. I’m uncomfortable even looking at it. Not to mention the poor kids he trotted out yesterday. It’s all so embarrassing, cringey and amateur. Worse thing ever happened him was Niamh walking out.
Especially given she’s all over the media today getting exposure for her new employer!
She’ll do amazing without him, good on her too, last thing that girl needs is that creep over her and trying to steal her success and exposure for miss GB as if he’s the one to thank for it all. He’s a no bodyEspecially given she’s all over the media today getting exposure for her new employer!
And he's back to pimping out the kids for online social media kudos
I see him there again, blowing his own trumpet about what a great Dad he is, being such a great example to his kids. Something I’ve always noticed though, this man has not once, ever, paid any kind of credit to the woman who raises them and cares them at least 5 days a week. Not once has he ever shown her any respect or consideration. And since he used to be so fond of reminding the world how he’s the first and only step dad, he’s never shown an ounce of appreciation to this woman who, let’s be honest, never had to share her child with him in the first place. Let’s face it, he doesn’t even really credit the kids with much either, it’s all him, him, him.
he’s an idiot. Bragging about being a good example to his kids? That’s the bare minimum. It’s like he wants praise for literally doing what a parent is supposed to do.
He reminds me of those part time (usually non existent) parents who don’t care about their kids but post pictures on fb wanting the world to know how much they love them so they can get praise for being a “loving” parent. Bellend
You have to laugh at the fact he’s promoting his athletic wear stuff on his dad the fool page yet he’s posting recipes like the monster breakfast calzone! Wtf! Surely Simon can’t be that simple to not realise he’d maybe gain more traction if he interlinked his two ventures so that he was positing healthy, meal prep type meals with the athletic wear as a side hustle? I don’t know where he gets his advice from but anyone with half a brain cell and the drive to work hard (by work hard I mean create content that resonates and actually contributes to the betterment of the followers and not just buy followers) would have ten times the followers he has and a thriving business that was promoting a healthier lifestyle. Like, who is actually going to make a breakfast calzone like the one he made!? Boak.
The only thing I can describe him as is David Brent , Reading those posts he puts on especially the ones with the kids are like a spoof comedy taking the piss , if that makes sense. I know for majority of Instagram is fake but this is another level , just bizarre , dont know how else to explain how I'm thinking lol
I wonder how long it is before he starts doing this stuff - send him an invoice for the business advice!
He literally is one of those part time parents. His full time child is the 17 year old he’s shacked up with
Is the 17 year old Ellen? He really is a piece of tit. Using naive young girls to make himself feel superior because he knows he has no chance with any woman his own age with all the tit stunts he plays. He’s absolutely rotten.He literally is one of those part time parents. His full time child is the 17 year old he’s shacked up with
I hope someone has warned her what he’s really like. I would be seething if my daughter at 17 came home with a big 30 odd year old fraud. Grim slimey c***.
Yep, and she’s got an engagement ring emoji on her insta now poor sod.
Oh dear. Hopefully her parents sus him out. Poor girl
what’s her insta? Do we know she is definitely with him?