He’s also put a video of it on Tik Tok
Just shows how obsessed he is with himself and his appearance, completely shallowAnd the fact he even mentioned the crocsshallow
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Fitness gear is cringeworthy... gonna be giving workout routines, nutritional advice and free recipe cards from dad the dish..... so nutritional advice from someone who can't keep fit or in shape... and stolen recipes... no bother dad the douche
Really looks like itSeems to be office space available to let in Ribby hall that looks exactly like his studio before he did a refit
It’s not even anything special ! And the begging for his fake followers to follow his new page ain’t going to help, his tactical ‘tag your friends for a chance to win’ got it up a little the other day but he’s definitely going to fall flat on his face
It’s definitely cringe , there where screen shot a few pages back he’s been doing it on Tik Tok and on Instagram
What’s his new page?
It’s a fitness wear page, his new ‘business’, fitness wear and diet and exercise tips from an overweight gym shy man, who mainly shares copied fried recipes. Seems he’s doing his usual sad sack act, pretending it already has a fake account pretending to be his. Coincidentally, it has the exact same layout as his ‘fake’ dad the dish page
Funny how it’s also followed by one of his matesAttachments
Hes fooling no oneIt’s a fitness wear page, his new ‘business’, fitness wear and diet and exercise tips from an overweight gym shy man, who mainly shares copied fried recipes. Seems he’s doing his usual sad sack act, pretending it already has a fake account pretending to be his. Coincidentally, it has the exact same layout as his ‘fake’ dad the dish page
I’ve finally managed to read the whole thread last night & this morning lol. I’m so shocked that he genuinely thinks he can fool people with all his fake followers. I followed him quite early on. I’d say when he had about 3000 followers (found him through him paying to advertise on Instagram. Well I presume, as his post came up as “sponsored”) and I always felt there was something quite off. He added me on Facebook and messaged me trying to chat me up. Unfortunately for him I’m in a long term relationship with the love of my life. And I’m not 17Lol!
I have just searched my messenger to see if I can find the messages but I can’t seem to find them, if I do manage to find them I will post them.
I heard of social blade a couple years ago though, through a YouTuber. (I think it was when the whole James Charles saga started when he was losing followers by the second). & When I read that dad the fool was gaining followers so rapidly (he would always post on his stories about gaining loads of followers every day and how he was so grateful) I checked his social blade out of curiosity, compared all his stats, I just knew it. I mean, I’m no Gordon Ramsay but I just knew his meals (& his posts in general) weren’t THAT special to be able to gain up to 15k followers a day, every single day! (Sometimes even more.)
He’s a big fraud. What a sad little life he must lead to sit there buying and wasting money on fake followers.
when he started getting more “popular” I searched his name on here and there were only a couple of posts (on threads that weren’t actually “dedicated” to him lol) about him posting a photo on his Instagram feed where he had boxers on the floor in the background of his photo or something. (I don’t remember if that was 100% what it said but it was something along the lines). I just thought maybe I was a hater, nobody else had an issue with him.. oh boy how wrong was I. I searched his name again on here last night, just wondering if anybody else had clocked onto the fact he’s a fake, as he kwpt
coming up on my FYP and I could tell he was buying either followers or comments on tiktok now (those dodgy spam accounts that have been posted above) and I was so surprised to see a whole thread dedicated to him. I’m so glad he’s finally being called out!
Anyway, sorry for rambling but just had to get it off my chest.
oh and may I add, I also discovered he was stealing recipes too. One of the websites I found was “cafedelites” so there’s that to add to the list!
Very well said. My question is how did Niamh stay playing his sordid game for so long??? Think it was 6 months maybe. If he was a genuine clever guy with a flair for cooking Niamh could have brought him to great things. What happened his TV slots and his purple vehicle?
I mean she was a ‘pa’ not a manager…Nor magic to get that guy to do better than he did lol. don’t see him doing any brand work anymore So unless he can do his food out his caravans I think that purple vans long gone
I don’t think she would ever have been able to help him much, because he’s so stuck up his own a and so convinced of his own genius and greatness. He wanted her simply to boost his ego and make him look successful and important. Thank God she broke away from what looked like a very toxic situation
I think the assistant was probably unaware of his background until this thread appeared. I don‘t think she hung around long after all the stuff came out on here.
Any body who knows him before his ‘dad the dumpling’ days know his head was already so far up his own a he won’t and can’t see genuine help people like her could of offered .
See he’s rehashing old posts.
What’s the old posts?
on his tiktok, he’s reuploading videos that he has previously posted in the past.
the videos that start with “Siiiiiiimonnnnn” are old. The woman saying his name, is his ex “PA” (I think that’s what her role was) Niamh, who quit months ago.
The way he is promoting his new active wear company makes for really uncomfortable watching…he has a post on his story from a girl that’s going, along with a few other girls, to model some of his stuff tonight at the launch… Thanks to this thread, everyone knows what he’s truly like towards women so you can’t help but think he’s gonna be in his absolute element with all these attractive (subjective) young girls trying on his merch. All the while he’s letching away at them. Boak!
If you look at it objectively, his new page only has 1.2K followers so these girls aren’t actually going to get the exposure they think. So what have they been promised? Makes you think. Also, he’s stated that he’s only going to use customers to model his stuff. So, if you’re a young, attractive gym going female and you buy some clothes, you’re gonna have the owner of that company check you up on your social media and then contact you about modelling his stuff!? Not only is that creepy but it crosses a line, in my opinion, and it hardly portrays an image of a professional set up.
There is also the fact that, and I don’t mean this in a sexist way, but if you’re a man and you want to start an active wear company, would it not be more suitable to start with stuff for males? A guy would know more about what guys look for in terms of style or fit etc. But no, Sordid Simon has chosen to go for stuff for the females and we all know why.
If you look at it objectively, his new page only has 1.2K followers so these girls aren’t actually going to get the exposure they think. So what have they been promised? Makes you think. Also, he’s stated that he’s only going to use customers to model his stuff. So, if you’re a young, attractive gym going female and you buy some clothes, you’re gonna have the owner of that company check you up on your social media and then contact you about modelling his stuff!? Not only is that creepy but it crosses a line, in my opinion, and it hardly portrays an image of a professional set up.
There is also the fact that, and I don’t mean this in a sexist way, but if you’re a man and you want to start an active wear company, would it not be more suitable to start with stuff for males? A guy would know more about what guys look for in terms of style or fit etc. But no, Sordid Simon has chosen to go for stuff for the females and we all know why.
I agree, it’s not sexist, it’s weird. He can’t possibly have any idea of what a women wants or needs when buying gymwear. It’s just cropped tops and leggings, they don’t even look special. And of course, he’ll only go up to a size 16, apparently any larger isn’t the image he wants. Despite him being the chubby dumpling he is.