Crystal Bailey

[Luvnaps]

Here we go again....

 

[CurlyHairedPsychic]

Is that a Sheridan sheet she is throwing up in the air?

Latest “teaser” on stories suggests it’s bloody boring old Bunnings again!

 

[lifeispeachy]

She builds shit with bessa blocks. She’s dodgy as. Can’t wait for him to work it out…

 

[muchsmartmanybrain]

Did crystal just post a bunnings ad campaign on stories with no ad disclosure?

Definitely looks like it!!!

 

[Freya10]

Although not a creative myself, I am in the architecture industry and I work with very talented degree qualified interior designers. I just don’t get Crystal and how she gets work to design ‘HQs’. She is nothing more than an interior decorator, I read somewhere a while ago she did a year long online course?!?!? Yes, she may be able to tell you what boring beige curtain to install but would you really trust her with complex joinery, lighting and making spaces not only aesthetically pleasing but functional (the stuff that actual interior designers do) I’m sure the clients she apparently works for don’t want their ‘HQs’ made a random besser bricks and broken tiles!!!

Yes to all of this!! My thoughts exactly, I personally think old man has something to do with it he probably owns every company she's styling for and the Airbnb's. As for not so mumsy she is an idiot clearly knows nothing about design she thought there was one shade of white crystal is probably doing her thing for free along with all the others

 

[BasicBoganBaes]

Ah my bad! I did think it seemed cheap. Is this the same 6 month air bnb rental she was talking about. I can’t keep up.

Nope that was the cute cottage by the water (read murky mozzie infested puddle) that she manifested.

And wasn’t she busy setting up her bedroom in Leila’s house a few months ago? Furniture arriving and everything? The two single Mums tackling life’s challenges together? I am so so confused. I can’t see her in Ocean Shores for 6 months. Although with the Crystal time warp, 6 months is everyone else’s 3 months....

Yup - they don’t seem as chummy now - I wonder what went down???

 

[lifeispeachy]

The lips 🫣

 

[Libertine]

Such a shocking announcement, we could have never guessed… her #1 styling tool - cheap nasty beige curtains.

Does anyone else think that the packaging looks super home brand and not at all “luxe”, it would have cost no more to have better looking branding…

I also love how she keeps saying she’s working with Bunnings but really it’s a brand that is stocked in Bunnings - big difference.

finallu with her new house she does this a lot finds people with airbnbs and she usually trades styling or renovating in exchange for the use when it’s not booked out - because she doesn’t actually have a permanent home it’s kind of like upmarket couch surfingbut she will coin it as getting her dream family home.

she had literally done this like 2 times in the last 3 months.

Crystal might have traded something for the house, but it looks very finished and fully furnished. It’s still available on the real estate agent’s website for a six month lease at $1000 a week.

 

[muchsmartmanybrain]

What is that shit show of an “install”… it’s giving me anxiety just looking at it

 

[RubyJhones]

Her tactic to hold engagement is to always tease people with ‘big things are coming’, she’s tragic and repetitive. She treats her audience like they’re dumb.

BTW she couldn’t even trim the cable ties, everything messy and poor quality/detail, that joint will fall apart and the money they saved with crystal they’ll be spending on OH&S

 

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

And who doesn't know how to spell "believe" & "enroll".

She did spell believe wrong…not white knighting but enrol is only spelt with one L in Australia. The double L is American English.

 

[BasicBoganBaes]

Why the secrecy around her new business partner? She’s usually so willing to tag everyone…

Did you spot this in her stories?https://www.satara.com.au/

 

[J0J0]

This shelf of clothes is the extent of the kid’s possessions at his mums house.. and a hot wheels track (my kid has the same one).

Disgraceful

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Shocking. And I bet most of it came with him in his backpack from his dads place

 

[Luvnaps]

Why is she putting a curtain rod underneath where the black curtain rod already is?




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Oh yeah, it was just the other day I was saying to my sister "your curtains add so much EMOTION to your bedroom!"

Except here in the States most people use blinds these days. Curtains are so 1980. (At least here in America).

 

[lifeispeachy]

Seriously how can you mother so badly!!! Literally didn’t even consider her kids!

 

[littlemissbun]

What is happening with that shop she leased in Tamworth? She set it up as a shop, closed it and ran an event or two there... is it just sitting empty now?

 

[Luvnaps]

Does she still have those same roomies?? Haven't seen much with them on any of their stories in the past couple (or so) days. Hmmm....

 

[lifeispeachy]

But… Crystal has wasted Bunning’s time and she has brought them to the attention of Ad Standards.

Next time Bunnings want an influencer to hire, they’ll think twice about her.

That’s a good point. My work here is done!!

 

[Justbeige]

She is so full of shit. No single woman with (albeit part-time) children wants to rent out rooms in their home to STRANGERS! She needs the cash and a dog sitter. If she really wants the flatmate experience as a woman in her 30s then she needs to grow the fuck up. You don’t invite strangers into your children’s space. Seriously, you’ve just had a really negative experience, learn from it. She’s really desperate for that dollar if she is already considering another “flatmate” Girl lives in la la land.

Yeah cool story Crystal.

 

[showinguphere]

The guy in the photo is Thalison Soares, not her 7 year old son. I know it’s a long time between visits, but you’d think she’d know what her own son would look like right?

Same old problem she usually has- doesn’t engage the brain before she has to post it to Instagram. Got to get that high from a new post