Crystal Bailey

[ohmybortch]

She could steam her curtains seen as that seems to be her whole claim to fame.

 

[J0J0]

Holy hell the hair cutting is very very concerning.

 

[Justbeige]

I actually thought she looked terrible in this photo too. Really withdrawn.

Come down.

 

[showinguphere]

She is obsessed with the idea of her podcast. Give us strength. God it will be boring

 

[Libertine]

So she has ripped people off with two businesses now? This is a new review under Crystal Bailey Home. How does she sleep at night?

Is this new journey and season, one where she doesn’t rip people off?

That’s a week’s rent.

 

[showinguphere]

In my gratitude journal today I wrote “I’m grateful for Crystal teaching me how to read curtain packaging. As an adult woman, who doesn’t know how to much read, let alone hang curtains, it’s been a breakthrough day for me”

I think we are soul sisters

 

[Krista Lakota]

They don't have washing machines or ovens I the 'bush' of Tamworth Crystal?

I think if she was living in that tent in her parents’ yard, they were probably doing her laundry for her and cooking too.

 

[Luvnaps]

She did spell believe wrong…not white knighting but enrol is only spelt with one L in Australia. The double L is American English.

Thank you, I stand corrected. I had no idea it only had one L there! I knew words like "realize" are spelled "realise" there but didn't know about "enrol".

 

[Justbeige]

Paint it cream. How fucking boring and unoriginal you twit. Also, have you tried curtains?

Taking a selfie while driving across the harbour bridge. Note that there are no traffic lights for a long stretch here so she’s def not “stopped”.

She’s fucking deranged.

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Anybody who does this is scum.

 

[Stay Classy]

It must have been something pretty serious, they would need a warrant to turn up and arrest her. Or she has caught in the act of doing something. Was this before or after Bali?

 

[showinguphere]

She’s trying to do the fluffy soap brow. She’s clearly agitated it too much and it started to foam up what a moron. The makeup in total is shocking, there’s so many different colours in her foundation. Her face looks like a mottled cat.

I just google imaged that technique and literally no one has grey eyebrows. It reminds me of my mental health nursing days looking after manic patients. Not a good look.

 

[lifeispeachy]

Although not a creative myself, I am in the architecture industry and I work with very talented degree qualified interior designers. I just don’t get Crystal and how she gets work to design ‘HQs’. She is nothing more than an interior decorator, I read somewhere a while ago she did a year long online course?!?!? Yes, she may be able to tell you what boring beige curtain to install but would you really trust her with complex joinery, lighting and making spaces not only aesthetically pleasing but functional (the stuff that actual interior designers do) I’m sure the clients she apparently works for don’t want their ‘HQs’ made a random besser bricks and broken tiles!!!

she would have totally hit them up and is doing it for contra/publicity - I doubt anyone is parting with their money for her dodgy interior services!
Anyone can go to ikea or Kmart and buy all the white boho shit!

She would have ruined any relationships with to any legit wholesale suppliers from her shop, so has to resort to ikea, Kmart and bunnings

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

And of course, shit happens to everyone. No-one’s perfect. But if I had even a quarter of these things happen to me, I would not be selling myself as a mentor to other women. That’s where she goes wrong, in my opinion. Amongst all the smoke and mirrors bullshit. And the loving herself sick bullshit.

BINGO! I completely agree. It’s the whole disingenuous spin operation to promote herself as a guru of female empowerment that’s laughable. She clearly does not have a handle on her issues yet and is faaaar from being able to impart any wisdom. Frankly she’s a train wreck. But narcissists don’t ever see their limitations or hypocrisy.

By the way, it looks like we’re at the 50 page mark.
Does anyone know how to start a new thread and/or have new thread name suggestions?

 

[gossipy91]

Does the oldest son not go to school?

I was literally about to ask the same question.

 

[muchsmartmanybrain]

If she slowed down any more she’d be dead.

 

[emmygluewho]

Ol Crazy Crystal going on another woo woo rant. Her manifesting everything and she lived at the place attached because it looked like Greece!? UM, who's going to tell her!?

AND she got her 'dream' hair done!? Darl, sack the hairdresser! It looks trash. Literally black mop and then lighter!?

Claaaaasy.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Hang on - did she make a face and refuse to kiss her child on the lips?

 

[Luvnaps]

That’s actually my review at the top from design twins!!!

hahaha first time posted long time lurker!
It took me almost a year to get that money back and it the biggest bullshit run around! I followed all their pages when the design twins all fell to the shit and they lied over the phone 4 times about my tracking ID and then just stopped responding to my emails and calls and then shut down.
Anyway. I’m so glad I’m not the only person who was like. Holy shit dude, stop calling yourself a “single mum” who’s been broke and built everything back with her bare hands. It blows my mind the amount of times a week she recaps her “life journey” I just never see anyone so self obsessed

Unbelievable to hear what you went through! She just sucks. You hear that, Crystal? The way you scammed those people. And now acting like you've got these successful businesses when you're a fraud. I'm so sick of hearing your 'journey" & the endless "new seasons". Please spare us a podcast! You'd have one listener-YOURSELF!!

 

[showinguphere]

I missed the ring thing.
Who is this mystery woman??! She has to be nutso too. This will be another freebie by Crystal, for sure.

 

[BasicBoganBaes]

She did her first baby's room (as a freebie i imagine) and filmed it for content... she's prob hit her up again.
She basically did a late night run to kmart and ikea to "Create the space"

Yep - don’t know specifically for Jane, but I know lots of other big names where she does stuff for free purely for the exposure.

also she is pretty savvy where through Instagram she is pretty good atplaying the game and also when you meet her she is lovely, kind and creative it’s only when you spend time with her or follow her in detail that you realise she is cray - I doubt most of these people follow her enough to realise. I was fooled for a while and I’m usually pretty savvy.

what was she raving on about in the videos? I literally couldn’t watch .