ohmybortch
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Oh my god. I didn’t even notice the curtains hahahahaha that’s SO bad.
of course there was!Some background here. Of course there was a Gofund Me.
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Raising Money For Crystal, organized by Kurt Bailey
On the 11th of May my sister Crystal was arrested at her shop and in front of her son for accusa… Kurt Bailey needs your support for Raising Money For Crystalwww.gofundme.com
I feel this could be legit but that influencer she posted is Sarah's Day. Who is just as problematic in my opinion.There’s been a lot going on in these stories over the past few weeks/months..and I’ve been trying to make sense of what appears to be mindless ramblings.
There’s all the talk of healing from past trauma, being a self-proclaimed way-shower for other women to help them heal, bible quotes, references to Glow Church, hinting at luxury resort projects with no reference to the builders/architects on those projects, veils of secrecy around the mysterious blonde haired woman who goes only by ‘Tara’. Then today, “tease campaigns” of said big projects - referring to one as being like Noah’s Ark.
So I ask myself - why the secrecy? Where’s the money coming from? Why does Tara want her privacy protected? Why does Crystal feel like she so dearly resonates with female figures in the bible?
Crystal (went back??) to Glow Church. I haven’t followed for long enough to know if she’s revisiting or a newbie. Either way, she’s in it. She spoke some months ago of an influencer up on stage at a Glow event in Sydney and how it really got her thinking about her own platform and influence.
Mysterious Tara comes out of nowhere, supposedly on a joint project, and they come to an understanding of a shared mission. Tara clearly has the coin and connections, Crystal the social media reach.
My theory is: these luxury projects are Glow Church properties. Many churches will buy up land and property for financial reasons. I think Crystal might have been asked to use her influence to help recruit future Glow Church members (via social media under the guise of interior design). That, or she offered to, because of that other influencer she saw talk who has a larger following and wanted that for herself too.
I’m wondering if she met this Tara through Glow aswell, and that Tara’s husband or networks are the ones with the church money, or access to it.
Anyway, this might be full conspiracy theory level, but it does explain the secrecy, zero explanation of who is funding the projects and who the clients are, builders or architects (which I would imagine you’d cross-promote if you’re working directly with them??) and why the dial up of church / bible chat.
Am I as crazy as Crystal?!! Or anyone else thinks this has legs.
She lives in her world. Rules don't apply.HOW is she allowed to do this?!! It's not her property, it's not hers to make any changes to it?!
I don’t know what the liability laws are in Australia but what she created there is a legitimate fire hazard. In other countries, if that place went up in flames and god forbid someone got hurt or died, she would be held responsible and either be sued into oblivion or get jail time. I wonder if that restaurant has thought about their share in the responsibility for that?And how does public liability insurance cover this shit for an establishment? It is an accident waiting to happen
She has trouble counting.This chick really confuses me. Didnt she do a whole story recently that she was giving the space up? I just can not follow what she is saying. It is all BS. eg the time she was posting at “Byron” on the Sunday then on a flight Monday to QLD then on Wednesday or Thursday she was flying home saying it was a great 10 days up there. She has trouble with facts
That doona looks ratchet. Bumpy as all fuck.If this space has now become a hired space for workshops, it’s very random there’s a massive bed in the window. Is this so she can sleep there when her Airbnb falls thru?
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It’s SO cringy.That photo is such a weird flex 🫣
AhahahaShould I email the internet and let everyone know that I’ve discovered the unknown “author” of this inspirational quote?