Hey Crystal
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That was world war 1So 12 years ago at hillsong in a toilet with a newborn was the darkest time of her life? I thought the last 6 months was.
She’s so cool though, right? AllLondon probably wasn’t sick all week, he didn’t really look sick, but Crystal wanted to stay overnight in Noosa and didn’t have childcare lined up. Missing a week off school was her solution.
Also, ‘I’m not a normal mum’ isn’t the flex you think it is, Crystal.
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And the video montages will definitely involve that goddamn “this is the best part” songShe has said she is going 10 times now. She’ll be back tomorrow to say goodbye 100 more times.
Bet my bottom dollar when she does get back (in a couple of days) that she posts video montage after video montage of her time off social media.
Podcast is coming, buttt she just does things when the time is right so who knows if it will be this thread.But will we get the podcast this thread????
Crystal is full of shit. she'd be lucky to have styled 100 spaces and that includes hanging a curtain in the bathroom of her short-term rental.If we do the maths…
Over 1000 spaces divided by 10 years = over 100 spaces a year.
Over 100 spaces divided by 12 months = say, 9 spaces a month.
Crystal spent some of the last decade pregnant, with newborns, holidaying in Bali, having a breakdown, in court, etc. She is either loose with the truth, spends a short couple of hours on a DeSiGn, or can’t do maths.
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When are these dropkicks going to understand that nobody gives a fuck about this?! This is personal, private family information. Keep it to yourself or vent to a friend. But keep the kids personal things off social media. Keep painting fish you crack head.So her older son is really coming to live with her and his little brother full time? I simply don't get it. Only time will tell. Or is this another play on words & he's only coming for a visit? (You never know with her).
He doesn't look happy having his photo taken. He better get used to it.![]()