Crushes on teachers when you were in school

[Definitelyme]

Another thread has just reminded me of this one and that absolute classic

“he’s heard of PC world”



Even now that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read on Tattle!

 

[Laughingforlife]

Another thread has just reminded me of this one and that absolute classic

“he’s heard of PC world”



Even now that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read on Tattle!

Always my favourite thread

 

[Monkeybum]

Thank you for reviving this classic thread, I can't believe it was over a year ago since the amazing notebook was shared. Even funnier than I remember

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

Not a very juicy story but I snogged a teacher from my school a couple of years after I left, on NYE in a local pub (I was 19), he didn't teach me but he did teach some of my mates, he wasn't hot and I didn't fancy him sadly

 

[UnknownTattler]

I don't know how I missed this thread last year, but thanks for bringing it back, I just cried with laughter at "he's heard of PC World" There weren't any fanciable teachers at my school thankfully

 

[rainbowlemon]

I had a thing about my chemistry teacher. He wasn't hot, 20 years older then me too but he was the first man to tell me that he was proud of me and he was kind .There was no flirting.

We could book lunch time slots for questions we wanted to go over. He never made me feel thick and I got a B's in my AS exams with him.

(Doors were always kept open as a rule during the 1:1s even with female teachers).

 

[unidentified]

I loved my art teacher and so did all the mums. They looked forward to parents evening with him. He was Irish and a beautiful person inside and out. As I grew up if I’m to describe my type I realised it’s him

 

[Pariszai]

This thread is brilliant I loved 'hes said the word nobs before'
Gutted I never fancied a teacher at school.

Funnily enough I'm a teacher now, average in terms of looks I'd say but as we know, teens will really fancy anything. I have about 15 boys in my Instagram requests that I don't bother responding to as they just add me again repeatedly. A group of sixth form boys also signed up for yoga club recently when they thought I was running it and to their dismay, had to commit to a full term of yoga with the 60 year old art teacher with the same name. Sorry lads.

Shame I don't get the same reaction from men my own age

 

[Laughingforlife]

This thread is brilliant I loved 'hes said the word nobs before'
Gutted I never fancied a teacher at school.

Funnily enough I'm a teacher now, average in terms of looks I'd say but as we know, teens will really fancy anything. I have about 15 boys in my Instagram requests that I don't bother responding to as they just add me again repeatedly. A group of sixth form boys also signed up for yoga club recently when they thought I was running it and to their dismay, had to commit to a full term of yoga with the 60 year old art teacher with the same name. Sorry lads.

Shame I don't get the same reaction from men my own age

"teens will fancy anything" made me laugh
But I think I was very particular with who I fancied. Definitely thought all the boys my own age were idiots.
But yes, going after a teacher was the most stereotypical and one of the most embarrassing things I've ever done...

 

[HaggisInMyBin]

Mr PC World has really made me chuckle.

When I was 17 (1997) there was an indie club in the next town which would serve anyone with a short enough skirt. One of our friends had really relaxed parents so we used to stay at hers and go clubbing (my parents would never have let me go). One night we got talking to some older guys and went back to one of their flats afterwards. They were smoking hash and playing Velvet Underground records. We thought they were so cool. I copped off with one of them and he was the worst kisser. He kept licking up the side of my face like a Labrador. About a month later my Higher Physics teacher died so the school brought in a supply teacher. Turns out Mr Labrador was a Physics Teacher. I didn’t attend another physics class. It was a miracle I passed.

 

[newtoyou]

Mr PC World has really made me chuckle.

When I was 17 (1997) there was an indie club in the next town which would serve anyone with a short enough skirt. One of our friends had really relaxed parents so we used to stay at hers and go clubbing (my parents would never have let me go). One night we got talking to some older guys and went back to one of their flats afterwards. They were smoking hash and playing Velvet Underground records. We thought they were so cool. I copped off with one of them and he was the worst kisser. He kept licking up the side of my face like a Labrador. About a month later my Higher Physics teacher died so the school brought in a supply teacher. Turns out Mr Labrador was a Physics Teacher. I didn’t attend another physics class. It was a miracle I passed.

What did you do when you saw each other?

 

[HaggisInMyBin]

What did you do when you saw each other?

I wanted the floor to open up and swallow me. He held me back after class and told me he hadn’t realised I was under 18 (yeah right) so we’d have to wait til after my exams had finished and I’d left school to do it again. Erm, no thanks!

 

[Ensay]

I had a bit of a crush on my Geography teacher when I was in the Sixth Form. I would have been 17/18 and he was a newly qualified teacher, so was only in his early 20s, hence it wasn't that weird.

He had many female admirers as he was very good looking and friendly, too. The attention obviously annoyed him a bit, as he'd get some near-the-mark comments from lots of girls and would roll his eyes. I'm gay though, so I flew under the radar when I asked for extra help.

I wouldn't have wanted anything to happen, it was just nice to have someone fit to look at. I got an A for my A Level and went on to do Geography at University. He'd have been proud of me I'm sure haha.

 

[Souffle]

Omg. I’ve just seen this thread. I was properly obsessed with one of my teachers when I was about 14 (20 years ago) and I can still remember his full name, date of birth and car registration number. I used to try my best to flirt with him. I’d be annoying in class so he’d tell me to stand up as a punishment and I’d say in front of the whole class “is that because you want to look at my body sir?”. One day I saw him alone in his office from another building so I left my class pretending I needed the toilet and went and told him I loved him (then ran!).

It got a bit serious one day when I got taken out of a lesson just before the end of school and was locked in a classroom by another teacher. I was told I was not allowed to leave as the teacher I fancied was doing the bus duty and they’d heard rumours I was going to be inappropriate towards him. I had to be escorted out to the bus and he was surrounded by 3 or 4 other teachers so that I couldn’t get near him.

Now that I’m older I obviously understand the danger I was putting the poor man in and I really feel bad about it. I found out about 10 years ago that he’d suddenly died and he was only in his 30s. I was gutted

 

[yellowmellow]

Oh wow I have just read this entire thread and certain parts have made me laugh out loud

"Has heard of PC World" I really should have checked if my fiance had heard of PC World before I considered anything serious, in hidsight

Anyway, half of my school's staff were in inappropriate relationships with Y11 & 6th Formers. Couple of the teachers were jailed, some of them did marry their student's though.

Anyway in Y11, one of the first days back, we had a new geography teacher start. Not particularly good looking really but he looked around the room and him and one girl sat at the back of the room looked at eachother and both seemed to die inside. Turns out they hooked up in a club toilet the weekend before

I would say the majority of the year group had a cruch on our new PE teachers who must have joined in Y10. One of them was SO HOT but I just wasn't that girl at school. I didn't have the looks or the confidence to even imagine he would look twice at me. My friend's sister did meet him on a night out though and he asked my friend to stay back after class one day and gave her his number to pass on to her sister! Let me tell you that phone number went in everyone's phones I don't think anything really happened there though. Nothing ever came out about him but I did wonder about one girl in my year who he seemed quite close with. They were always bantering and I remember him giving her a CD of his "favourite" band. It was a small, relatively unheard of indie band and I think she said she liked them to get his attention when she probably didnt have a clue! One of my other friends and I do talk about him quite regularly. He lives in the next town to my home town and we've stalked his facebook a bit. He's not as good looking now but I still would! His wedding video is public on there though

The other PE teacher lived across the road from our school. A mistake hahaha and similar to a story above, quite a few of us who lived in the same area went trick or treating when we were 15/16, slutty outfits and everything and we had no idea he lived there until he answered the door