I would write down his number plate. He once mentioned he had built a shed for his parents, so I’d write “fact 84: built shed for parents” looking back I sound like a right loon long story short he declined me...my friends egged me on to request again...8 times 
I’m surprised he didn’t just block me. Turns out he had a girlfriend if he somehow finds this post, im really sorry dude 
when I think of it lol but we were 17 it was harmless.. I remember a girl 2 years above me was actually a teachers girlfriend but because They were together before he started it was basically allowed and they would walk around the school holding hands.. so strange looking back on it and how the duck was that allowed 
rural Ireland for you lolThat’s hystericalOh god yes...
I had an insane crush on my teacher in secondary school. To the point where I would literally stalk the poor guy...in his lessons I’d memorise whatever he would say that’s off topic and write all the facts down in a designated book at home. Literally, the summer holidays would be approaching and he would say he “tans like a god”. So I would write “fact 57: tans like a god”
I’d confide in him about my problems too, just to talk with him alone and I think a part of me felt like he felt something too, with the way he’d talk to me, or his hand would brush mine. Fast forward a few years, I went to uni and got drunk one night and found his Instagram. I requested him and thought about us meeting up for drinks
I was literally just thinking about this subject earlier. My BIL is a teacher and is a good looking man and I thought I wonder if the teenage girls in school obsess about him the way we obsessed over our male teachers back in the day. We would literally tit our pants with excitement when the trainee teachers would come to the exam halls as invigilators. We would make the most inappropriate comments and follow them around and just like
wow that’s madness!
Also the mums fancied him. My mum and her friends would be talking about how good looking he was. There was a lot of flirting going on at the schooI He was like a film star/pop star. He had the personality, looks, image, kindness He was also a very good teacher. One of the teachers found out so that made school VERY interesting I hope she couldn't tell and mistook my super keen bean-ness as pure hero worship of her, instead. Worked out well anyway as my best A-level grade ended up being in biology I wanted to message my major teacher crush on Facebook to say thank you for making school bearable for me but I never got the nerve to do it.You really made me laugh with this. I love your attention to detail and your list of facts!!!!!Oh god yes...
I had an insane crush on my teacher in secondary school. To the point where I would literally stalk the poor guy...in his lessons I’d memorise whatever he would say that’s off topic and write all the facts down in a designated book at home. Literally, the summer holidays would be approaching and he would say he “tans like a god”. So I would write “fact 57: tans like a god”
I’d confide in him about my problems too, just to talk with him alone and I think a part of me felt like he felt something too, with the way he’d talk to me, or his hand would brush mine. Fast forward a few years, I went to uni and got drunk one night and found his Instagram. I requested him and thought about us meeting up for drinks
Its honestly still on my bucket list to do despite being in a happy relationshipI’m so glad this thread exists
When I was about 14 I was on a school trip and another teacher overheard me saying I wanted to have sex with the Science teacher and told me he would move me to the back of the coach if I didn’t stop talking
im glad
my mum did a clear out a few years ago and tried to throw out the holy book of facts and I went mad, snatching it back and refusing to talk to her when she asked what it was 
I probably didn't know what does crush mean lol) but I never went back as idk how that would make me look like 
He wasn’t my teacher until my 3rd year in the school and by then I had made my undying love for him very clear, so being in his class was unbelievably embarrassing as all my classmates used to bring it up every day. I hacked in to his emails, I followed him home from work, I properly stalked him 
and as mentioned above I used to make notes about him at home. I used to be part of a small forum for a band, and I would go on there every day and detail for them all exactly what he had said, how many times I had seen him, if he had spoken to me in class, what I thought the hidden meaning behind everything was I also found pictures of him online and made a banner for my signature on there. I was super obvious about my undying love for him, so again classes were very embarrassing at times. One time we had a sub for a test and, unknown to me, all the others in the class (about 10 of us) had written “DefinitelyMe 
Mr Teacher” on the back of their tests. I was mortified when I found out. But then again I had tippexed inside my pencil case “I Mr Teacher” and would leave it open in every class so he would see it 
I’m so jealous of her, she was living the dream.. I remember a girl 2 years above me was actually a teachers girlfriend but because They were together before he started it was basically allowed and they would walk around the school holding hands.. so strange looking back on it and how the duck was that allowed
Yes I am now a teacher (the same subject as my own teacher crush taught me actually!) and have had one or two in the past and heard a few comments which made me want to die. Not for a good few years mind you, I’m old now
I used to have about 10 of them on my laptop. And I’ll be honest and say when I left school and went to uni I used to write ones where he hunted me down at uni to declare his undying love. 
