Rishi won't have to worry about money, his father in law is a billionaire 
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Just thought it would be worth noting. My daughter started with symptoms today. Headache and temperature. I have no paracetamol so started ringing around as she can’t have calpol as gives her tummy ache. So was frantically ringing every pharmacy. Found one who said they didn’t have any and I said I don’t know what I’m going to do. She said ok we have one pack here she would put by for me. So my husband went there after work and said have you got any paracetamol and she said no sorry. Then he said oh my wife rang and said you did, she then proceeded to go and get it for him out the back. I think there are many pharmacies that may be doing this you know. So if you need paracetamol ring before and explain your child is very ill. Just thought it would be worth mentioning.
Stupid question alert. Can I still get a takeaway on Saturday night? Asking for a friend...obvs..because I would never be that shallow.
Thats how I understood it.Please tell me I misunderstood this.
Employed get 80% of their earnings. Brilliant.
BUT
Self employed will get SSP at the employed rate rather than the self employed rate so instead of £73 per week, the self employed will get £94 per week and that is it?! Please tell me I‘ve got this wrong.
And is that only if they are ill? What if they can’t work due to self isolating?
But the SSP covers you for self isolating, sick or no hours.
Rishi for PM.
Slight crush - may be wine induced.
New numbers released in Ireland just now
+ 126 (Total 683 Cases)
www.thejournal.ie
+ 126 (Total 683 Cases)
126 more cases of coronavirus confirmed in Ireland, bringing the total to 683
There are now 683 cases confirmed in the Republic of Ireland.
www.thejournal.ie
I imagine them on the bedroom floorI imagine Rishi wearing comedy boxers with £ signs on
He said unprecedented again
He’s trying to get me drunk
Should I be concerned about how many of us are already on the booze?!
Oh BTW...
Northwick Park Hospital ran out of beds over 24 hours ago... Its now been sorted and they have capacity again.
Northwick Park Hospital ran out of beds over 24 hours ago... Its now been sorted and they have capacity again.
Next announcement tomorrow let's take a shot every time one of them says unprecedented 
chin chin
chin chin Your employer will know the info now ,as they have to apply to HMRC for the help..
Absolutely, when is your birthday?you’ve got us
Wtf?Thats how I understood it.
But the SSP covers you for self isolating, sick or no hours.
Rishi for PM.
Slight crush - may be wine induced.
So employed get 80% salary up to £2500 per month but self employed get £94 a week?! Not even £400 a month!
What the actual duck? The self employed pay their taxes too.
Thrilled for all the employed but what a way to duck over the self employed.
Sorry, I don't usually swear on here but how is that fair?
thank youyou’ve got us
Bless you guys. It’s next Saturday so by the looks of things everyone will be on lockdown.
tit on a stick, that was huge. I cried a little bit. Now waiting for Nicola Sturgeon to say her bit.
how many are Cheltenham fuckers, it’s the deaths I’m worried about more than the cases.New numbers released in Ireland just now
+ 126 (Total 683 Cases)
126 more cases of coronavirus confirmed in Ireland, bringing the total to 683
There are now 683 cases confirmed in the Republic of Ireland.
breakdown for anyone who doesn’t want to read it.
A FURTHER 126 new cases of Covid-19 in the Republic of Ireland were announced this evening by health officials, bringing the total number of cases to 683.
3 diagnosed with the coronavirus have so far died in the Republic.
12 people with Covid-19 have been admitted to an Intensive Care Unit,
29% of those in hospital from the disease are aged 65 or over.
Nine new cases were confirmed in Northern Ireland today, bringing their total number of cases to 86. So far one person with Covid-19 has died in the North.
tight fuckers wouldn’t tell you if they had it anyway incase you asked for some.
it’s a joke!!!!!
He didn't go into as much detail as the employed tbh.
But further details will be coming out soon so hopefully it's further outlined then.
He did mention several freezes but I had one kid throwing spaghetti bol everywhere and the other one hanging off my leg so didn't catch everything.
Self employed Always get penalised.
Its like they think every business fiddles their books.
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