Coronation Street #32

Jelly Bean · Jul 31, 2026

Miss.Chanandler.Bong said:
The Jodie stuff makes no sense. Yeah, it’s great having a trained nanny looking after your baby when they almost killed your SIL and scared your stepdaughter

Plus baby Harper has been in hospital for months. Her daft parents have had all that time to think about childcare when she's home. But no. It's this ad hoc last minute arrangement with creepy Auntie Jodie who clearly is going to kidnap her.

And it's so irritating all these plots being discovered by Ross. They did the same with Phelan. He was always overhearing things and finding evidence because people behaved ridiculously.

Shinealight · Jul 31, 2026

Jelly Bean said:
Plus baby Harper has been in hospital for months. Her daft parents have had all that time to think about childcare when she's home. But no. It's this ad hoc last minute arrangement with creepy Auntie Jodie who clearly is going to kidnap her.

And it's so irritating all these plots being discovered by Ross. They did the same with Phelan. He was always overhearing things and finding evidence because people behaved ridiculously.

And what happened to the paternity leave David was supposedly taking once Harper came home from hospital?
Also, surely after being so sick with a serious condition that the baby had to spend the first few months in the NICU she would still need some sort of specialist follow on care now she’s home.
No mention of that at all

Fluctuate · Jul 31, 2026

Miss.Chanandler.Bong said:
The Jodie stuff makes no sense. Yeah, it’s great having a trained nanny looking after your baby when they almost killed your SIL and scared your stepdaughter

And pretended your sick premmie daughter was her own child.
And mocked your husband's grape.

Shinealight said:
And what happened to the paternity leave David was supposedly taking once Harper came home from hospital?
Also, surely after being so sick with a serious condition that the baby had to spend the first few months in the NICU she would still need some sort of specialist follow on care now she’s home.
No mention of that at all

It's not like they haven't had almost 7 (S-E-V-E-N!) months to sort this out.

Web30 · Jul 31, 2026

Was Ross in the shower when Cassie was faffing round with tablets? How did he get fully dressed so quick to see her leave

Shinealight · Jul 31, 2026

Web30 said:
Was Ross in the shower when Cassie was faffing round with tablets? How did he get fully dressed so quick to see her leave

Because he’s a wrong un, and his type in Corrie always have to know what’s being plotted against them.
Had it been someone spiking the drink of a decent person there’s no way they would be allowed to find out like that.

Rosie glow · Jul 31, 2026

Miss.Chanandler.Bong said:
@Rosie glow I saw this on Channel 5 tonight and thought it might suit Good Ship Murder fans like us

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Oh thanks for reminder definitely going to give this a go

CallaLily · Jul 31, 2026

In Corrie, everything secret that anyone does or discusses, is always done in the most conspicuous places. If you're buying a secret pregnancy kit, you'd hide in the bathroom with it not stand in the lounge and the pub yard or ginnel behind the houses isn't the place for a clandestine meeting to discuss your latest murder cover up. Although, it is in Corrie so, here we are

Miss.Chanandler.Bong · Jul 31, 2026

Rosie glow said:
Oh thanks for reminder definitely going to give this a go

I only saw a bit so far but the tribute is called Mis-Take That

ohnomyhat · Jul 31, 2026

CallaLily said:
No, a mother with dementia, according to somethingIsaw today.

Essentially like that random plot from Love Actually, like could all be solved by having a two minute conversation instead of acting like it's a huge secret.

But nooo Asha is clearly going to go snooping and see a random name like "Anna" and be like omg Sienna you are TWO-TIMING I should NEVER have trusted you and Nina (who is now just reduced to a pathetic cheerleader for less interesting characters) will be like YEAH GIRL you TELL HER and then Summer will bodyblock Sienna from trying to come into the flat and not let her speak so it will go on for five months.

rivermonster · Jul 31, 2026

Rosie glow said:
Oh thanks for reminder definitely going to give this a go

Benidorm is Murder -
I watched it for a while and got bored with it as I thought is was so naff and I was looking forward to it.
In Corrie - what on earth has Debbie done to her mouth area or is it my new TV

MoodyMoon · Jul 31, 2026

I think this every time she has to show emotion, but Amy really isn’t a very good actress is she?

Hereforthehottea · Jul 31, 2026

Loved the soirée chez Sally, complete with plastic chairs

Hate whoever decided to do that to Debbie

CallaLily · Jul 31, 2026

ohnomyhat said:
Essentially like that random plot from Love Actually, like could all be solved by having a two minute conversation instead of acting like it's a huge secret.

But nooo Asha is clearly going to go snooping and see a random name like "Anna" and be like omg Sienna you are TWO-TIMING I should NEVER have trusted you and Nina (who is now just reduced to a pathetic cheerleader for less interesting characters) will be like YEAH GIRL you TELL HER and then Summer will bodyblock Sienna from trying to come into the flat and not let her speak so it will go on for five months.

This would reduce the script by half or more

rivermonster · Jul 31, 2026

Hereforthehottea said:
Loved the soirée chez Sally, complete with plastic chairs Hate whoever decided to do that to Debbie

Do you think they are trying to go back to the days of Majorca to add some humour.

Restless Native · Jul 31, 2026

First time watching that Hairdresser Mysteries

It is tit. I agree Daisy probably could do better

dillychopgirl · Jul 31, 2026

I’m just catching up on last nights - I know this has been said before but they’ve ruined Tracy character no way she would go with that sleaze Ross. Her and Cassie should be hooking up together to bring him down

Acorncollecter · Jul 31, 2026

Best boy ever!

rivermonster · Jul 31, 2026

dillychopgirl said:
I’m just catching up on last nights - I know this has been said before but they’ve ruined Tracy character no way she would go with that sleaze Ross. Her and Cassie should be hooking up together to bring him down

I so agree with you - she wouldn't have jumped into bed straight away with him and would have done what you said and brought him down with Cassie but maybe this is an easy way for Cassie to jump ship as we all know she is leaving. Corrie and Emmerdale are going down the pan sharpish if they don't get some decent writers.

dillychopgirl · Jul 31, 2026

rivermonster said:
I so agree with you - she wouldn't have jumped into bed straight away with him and would have done what you said and brought him down with Cassie but maybe this is an easy way for Cassie to jump ship as we all know she is leaving. Corrie and Emmerdale are going down the pan sharpish if they don't get some decent writers.

How much codeine was Cassie supposed to have put in Ross the creep drink, as I thought it was only 1/2 tablets but Tracy was totally wasted

raspberryjuice · Jul 31, 2026

dillychopgirl said:
How much codeine was Cassie supposed to have put in Ross the creep drink, as I thought it was only 1/2 tablets but Tracy was totally wasted

I think Ross added more when he switched it to give to Tracy