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Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza High St Ealing?
No ma'am - it's Google Pizza, Ealing
I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry.
No ma'am - Google bought Gordon's Pizza last month.
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
Do you want your usual, ma'am?
My usual - you know me?
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses - sausage - pepperoni - mushrooms and salami on a thick crust.
OK - Yes that's what I want .
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta - rocket- sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat, gluten free, thin crust?
What? I detest vegetables.
Your cholesterol is not good, ma'am.
How the hell do you know that?
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
Excuse me ma'am, but you have not taken your medication regularly.
According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Boots Chemists, 4 months ago.
I bought more from another chemist.
That doesn't show on your credit card statement.
I paid in cash.
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement
I have other sources of cash.
That doesn't show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
WHAT THE HELL? ! ! ! !
I'm sorry, ma'am, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google - Facebook - Twitter - WhatsApp and all the others!! I'm going to an island without internet - cable TV - where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me !!
I understand how you feel, ma'am – but you'll need to get vaccinated first and renew your passport a. It expired six months ago!
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Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza High St Ealing?
No ma'am - it's Google Pizza, Ealing
I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry.
No ma'am - Google bought Gordon's Pizza last month.
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
Do you want your usual, ma'am?
My usual - you know me?
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses - sausage - pepperoni - mushrooms and salami on a thick crust.
OK - Yes that's what I want .
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta - rocket- sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat, gluten free, thin crust?
What? I detest vegetables.
Your cholesterol is not good, ma'am.
How the hell do you know that?
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
Excuse me ma'am, but you have not taken your medication regularly.
According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Boots Chemists, 4 months ago.
I bought more from another chemist.
That doesn't show on your credit card statement.
I paid in cash.
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement
I have other sources of cash.
That doesn't show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
WHAT THE HELL? ! ! ! !
I'm sorry, ma'am, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google - Facebook - Twitter - WhatsApp and all the others!! I'm going to an island without internet - cable TV - where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me !!
I understand how you feel, ma'am – but you'll need to get vaccinated first and renew your passport a. It expired six months ago!