Colour Me Bootiful #16 Council grants, cryin' rants... Your husband's on his 100th chance!

[Et tu Brute?]

New thread for CMB trolls

Round of applause for @secondhandnews for the title, a stand out winner (as far as I can see) with a whopping 29 likes



There were some brilliant suggestions this time around. She really is the gift that keeps on giving our Toni

 

[Irishcharmer]

The dirt of that water I doubt that chandelier has ever been washed

 

[secondhandnews]

The dirt of that water I doubt that chandelier has ever been washed

First thing in that house that's had a wash in about a year

 

[Et tu Brute?]

Started a recap earlier on my break but it timed out. My damn full time job got in the way If only I could work two half days a week, pushing up eyebrows with a brush and claim every benefit the system allows

Anyone fancy the recap?

 

[Lady_Tabitha]

How do you get in their front door from outside if there's nobody at home?

 

[Lb1015x]

How do you get in their front door from outside if there's nobody at home?

I think those doors have a keyhole on the outside but no handle

 

[Et tu Brute?]

More danger of someone looking to break out of Tetris palace than break in, let’s be honest

 

[The original derry girl]

She is the one that shows everyone where she lives and what she owns but she needs that door to keep her safe?

 

[Blonde Aries]

That chandelier is pure minging

 

[hello899]

That chandelier hasn't been washed or even dusted since the day it went up..No sign of Paddy these days, wonder if him and Paul had a lovers tiff

 

[Irishcharmer]

See skin care is her latest fad she switches her obsessions more often than she changes her knickers

 

[Lovethebars]

The lc could stand for lazy bleep!

 

[VioletBear]

How do you get in their front door from outside if there's nobody at home?

I didn’t get this at all…does she mean she just has a normal front door now

More danger of someone looking to break out of Tetris palace than break in, let’s be honest

Tetris palace!!!! wetting myself

 

[donegalwarrior]

She is the one that shows everyone where she lives and what she owns but she needs that door to keep her safe?

Also advertises when she's not at home

 

[Lies lies lies]

Think paddy is getting married soon so quite possibly a fall out in the camp

 

[passthepopcornnai]

not to derail but I’m dying to know how Kiera is affording everything! Drenagh ain’t cheap, Dubai and Maldives honeymoon, she’s flat out with her farfetch deliveries and now her Gucci sliders

 

[donegalwarrior]

not to derail but I’m dying to know how Kiera is affording everything! Drenagh ain’t cheap, Dubai and Maldives honeymoon, she’s flat out with her farfetch deliveries and now her Gucci sliders

She's in an industry that's easy to avoid tax.
If I didn't pay all that tax and national insuramce a month, I would have a better life style

 

[Intheocean]

She's in an industry that's easy to avoid tax.
If I didn't pay all that tax and national insuramce a month, I would have a better life style

But she surely can't be earning that much in the first place regardless of not paying tax ?

 

[VioletBear]

not to derail but I’m dying to know how Kiera is affording everything! Drenagh ain’t cheap, Dubai and Maldives honeymoon, she’s flat out with her farfetch deliveries and now her Gucci sliders

I wonder exactly the same thing. Everything is designer and even if she was doing cash in hand jobs constantly it wouldn’t cover what she’s buying. She has to be in debt to her eyeballs

 

[Et tu Brute?]

not to derail but I’m dying to know how Kiera is affording everything! Drenagh ain’t cheap, Dubai and Maldives honeymoon, she’s flat out with her farfetch deliveries and now her Gucci sliders

Her wedding was booked for over 3 years so I assume they were saving? I don’t understand it either, the income and the lifestyle couldn’t possibly match. As the saying goes though, money talks but wealth whispers It’s all for show too.