Coatesy & Ems

[28021980]

This bloke is starting to irritate the shit out of me, well they both are to be honest! Day no 365 complete! Oh fuck off you twat and stop exploiting your baby! I'm fed up of seeing his fucking wrinkly Gordon Ramsay head pop up!

 

[laurynlouuuu]

i went out three days after mine
however after that i did try and get out even for a little bit.
after a c section it kills but i think it’s better to be active and take it slowly because once you seize up its hurts like no other

 

[MsGilmore]

That baby has a lot of poonamis. Must be all of the crap that Emma eats.

 

[Tanne1999]

I started Greys about two weeks ago. I do one episode a day whilst cooking dinner/cleaning - maybe even a second if I feel like chilling in the evening with an episode. I don’t understand how she can watch so many so quickly.

 

[justwatching4fun]

And she wants 2 under the age of 2. She can’t even deal with 1.

 

[HannahF]

How far is it away?it’s not my area

I forget that not everyone is from around this area. its about i say 25/30 minutes away and involves mostly the M3 (on a good day without traffic)

I have a 2 month old baby and live about 20 mins from them. So for me thats a bit too much for the sake of getting just a burger on a friday evening, two nights before xmas aswell.
I can understand if it was either closer by or you had been out xmas/ food shopping and needed to get food before heading home. But it seems like per usual theyve been sat at home all day.

 

[Ems88ALFTYMAX]

I cant see Emma cleaning reusable nappies. Not saying they don't use them but I think it's just for the advertisement

 

[emmagemma]

They’re out and at a restaurant getting an Italian dinner! Is it possible to have such a fast recovery from heat stroke? She looks quite bright and happy. It does have me thinking that it was a pregnancy nap she had this afternoon.

You’d think if she wasn’t pregnant then they’d be making a video addressing all of the hundreds of comments they have asking if she’s pregnant, but maybe they just like the engagement

 

[HannahF]

It must be otherwise you wouldnt be banging on about it so much. Either that or they are hoping if they keep talking about it they will get a freebie
They have basically advertised their house is empty and their other car is at the empty home. They mention constantly they live in fleet, a walk away from the gym and the gyms name so its not hard at all to find them.
Also his latest video at dinner just gave me the bigggggggest ick he said they've got strawberries and chocolate for takeaway to enjoy later if you know what i mean and then made a face

 

[secret life]

He's probably gunna have liver failure after the two weeks . That's no joke my uncles died from alpha1 antitrypsin type of liver disease . Both heavy drinkers wasn't aware of the disease until my uncle was very ill . I'm also a carrier

 

[justwatching4fun]

She’s making a cottage pie not a 6 course meal. My 12 year old can do that with his eyes closed!!

 

[Hmmm?]

This is mean but his spots are making me especially with the camera shoved right up to his face.

Me too. Close ups of his face aren’t pleasant. He doesn’t look healthy.

 

[Madamex]

I couldn't get over the song and dance about the jabs either. Ridiculous.

 

[Rebby123]

I really like watching them but totally gone off them they both give me such lazy slobbish vibes. Ryan is extremely selfish too and is only interested if it involved something he likes. I don't think they are good parents

 

[HannahF]

even funnier that they go to the same morrisons every day and don’t even shop at sainsburys

Its the same with them doing an advert with Toby carvery but having been to one for months. They go to the pub near them every sunday for a roast. then there was the time they did an advert for just eat (i think) for a place called eggslut and the nearest branch is in London

Their PR/marketing team are just grabbing any paid work.

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

Have they actually paid for a holiday?!?!

 

[Secretadmirer]

Bet that sofa has a permanent Em imprint on it from where she’s always sat

 

[randomusername12354]

So she’s singing like that with his mum over? Cringeeeee

 

[HannahF]

So their new Sunday content is travelling around surrey and hampshire to find the best sunday roast.
Epic fail as today they went tonanpub in Berkshire. Miles from a border of Surrey or Hampshire
Also they are coping their tiktok friends Poppy and Jay who use to do this for content until they rated a pub as bad and this pub confronted them over social media and went in on them

 

[catapillar19]

Saw these 2 today walking around Asda, honestly they really think they are something

you must be local too hahahah i dunno how they shop in the same shit shops every day