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[fischfan]

Whatever they call her, you can bet ‘Rrrrrichaaard’ won’t have had any input!

Nah, he’ll be punted back to work asap to earn money for her to gunk on rit and the in-laws/family will be on speed dial so she can go and get her nails done etc to “fill her cup up” before he’s back home to do the bed time routine and she can have a bath - maw life is hard work after all when you’re Jenna

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

Apparently baby is going to be called after her maw...fan

 

[Peach97]

Apparently baby is going to be called after her maw...fan

Always think it’s weird to start naming kids after people after giving the first kid a random name. Especially if she isn’t having anymore, is Richard’s maw not important then? couldn’t she just have given both kids their names as middle names instead?

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

Always think it’s weird to start naming kids after people after giving the first kid a random name. Especially if she isn’t having anymore, is Richard’s maw not important then? couldn’t she just have given both kids their names as middle names instead?

I meant she was getting called fan because Jenna is a fan lol

 

[Peach97]

I meant she was getting called fan because Jenna is a fan lol

Oh PHAHAHA! I thought she’d said she was gonna name it after her mum and Jenna was just being a fan

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

She’s also plastered Lily’a face on social media now too - so much for privacy. I’m guessing either Grace or Sophia for the name - not sure if she’ll go for the floral name trend. If she does i reckon it’ll be something more left field like Fern.

Sage has got pretty common in my neck of the woods, could be that

 

[fischfan]

Oh PHAHAHA! I thought she’d said she was gonna name it after her mum and Jenna was just being a fan

Makes me think of that Irn bru advert from a while ago with the woman with her baby in hospital “she’s come from a long line of fannies”

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

So Lily and Layla, not what I expected

 

[fischfan]

So Lily and Layla, not what I expected

They’re VERY similar, especially given how she pronounces Lily. I’m however not surprised about her story about not getting sterilised, it’s like she can’t just admit she might want another baby when the time’s right ( or she wants some time off work).

I’d like to think after two supposed unplanned pregnancies and one traumatic birth, I’d be slipping the surgeon some cash in hand to make sure i was done. She needs to realise a 1 in 200 failure rate is MUCH lower than most other forms of contraception.

Not to mention the fact that no health professionals apparently broached the subject until it was time for surgery. Consent forms are signed in advance for planned caesarean sections with any requests/stipulations noted then.

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

She's so smug and condescending, she thinks she knows it all.
And I'm sorry, but if you have unprotected sex don't act all surprised when you conceive.
Lils & Layls bleeping hell, I can already hear her saying it then slapping her lips & gulping...Ew she really winds me up

 

[Strawberry13]

each to their own name choices but I feel considering she’s so extra with stuff I was expecting something more dazzle dazzle like Clementine or something but then with her accent it would be butchered anyway

 

[Jaggythistle]

She’s lying in bed like the Queen of Sheba.
i‘ve never had a caesarean, but i’ve got four kids, and never have I ever expected the world and his wife to pander to me, and completely take over the running of my household.
She needs to get a grip.

 

[Curly]

She’s lying in bed like the Queen of Sheba.
i‘ve never had a caesarean, but i’ve got four kids, and never have I ever expected the world and his wife to pander to me, and completely take over the running of my household.
She needs to get a grip.

To be honest. If she has people there to do everything for her then I’d be the same. She’s had major surgery a few days ago. I am having a baby later this year and I know my husband and family will be the same with me and I will 100% letting them

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

I've had 2 v births and 2 sections and the sections were awful regarding the recovery time. I had no family around so we had to get on with things, hubby only had 5 days leave and then went away for 6 weeks ( joy's of military life ) and I won't lie it was tough, give me a v birth any time.
Doesn't the big yin only work part-time? So she won't be on her own for long will she?

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

Does she really have to document EVERYTHING that those girls do. It's so boring. So she shows Layla's full face, but never showed Lils as a baby as she wasn't going to share her on social media
Make it make sense, Jenna

 

[Strawberry13]

Does she really have to document EVERYTHING that those girls do. It's so boring. So she shows Layla's full face, but never showed Lils as a baby as she wasn't going to share her on social media
Make it make sense, Jenna

Those who shout the loudest about being the best maw….. are usually the lazy people

 

[fischfan]

Liar, liar pants on fire. She absolutely did meal prep an army worth of food when she was having Lily. Thought i was losing my mind but its mentioned on page 7/8 of this thread. Anything to sound even more smug with this one

 

[Jaggythistle]

I can see the first birthday post to the new baby now. “ 12 months post partum”
I‘ve never referenced myself as post Partum, and never have any of my friends.
For ducks sake Jemma get yourself some sort of personality that doesn’t involve you being a”maw”

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

Big boss aka LILS
Little boss aka LAYLA

Why does she describe people like this?
Big Yin aka Richard the big drip
Maw aka The Smug witch

God she even sounds smug talking to Lily. Why does she keep forcing educational activities on to that kid at any opportunity. Just allow her to play and use her own imagination, there is no need to keep making that little girl perform like she's in a circus. The wee lamb barely gets out of her bed in the morning before she has to register at her maws home schooling class. She's a bleeping nightmare and a bore, I cannae stand her for much longer

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Big boss aka LILS
Little boss aka LAYLA

Why does she describe people like this?
Big Yin aka Richard the big drip
Maw aka The Smug witch

God she even sounds smug talking to Lily. Why does she keep forcing educational activities on to that kid at any opportunity. Just allow her to play and use her own imagination, there is no need to keep making that little girl perform like she's in a circus. The wee lamb barely gets out of her bed in the morning before she has to register at her maws home schooling class. She's a bleeping nightmare and a bore, I cannae stand her for much longer

Lils and Layls