Cleaning with Mario #90 Much to his dismay, Mario's been dumped by Ava May

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menopausalmargrit

The train from Euston to Glasgow is a direct train. Surely Derek could’ve just met him at the other end.

I am actually speechless!
 
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Fanta lemon said:
I don't live on the mainland so have no idea of train prices. Have just done a quick look for a return ticket from Glasgow to London and looks about £80 each way I can't believe Deek has paid crazy money to accompany that bafoon back home
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#petty cash IYDKTGTK
 
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no flouncing

Why didn’t Derek just join him on the trip if he was going to come all this way anyway?!

Ok he might not have had an invite to the Greedy event but he would have been alright doing his own thing for an hour
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

GiftedNotFree said:
OMG a 40 YEAR OLD MAN can’t make his way back from LONDON TO PAISLEY on his own???????? He cannot be a real person. He’s a parody. I’ve decided ma lovelies

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To get him home it's not like the train goes further than central I actually can't believe he said that Deek met him to get him home and Deed Deek not even getting any time in London.
40 year old having his finance to come pick him up like some sort of carer.
That's it bet they get pip or carers allowance Deed Deek his carer.
 
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SuzyE

He hardly ever mentions Stacey Solomon in his stories or posts, but after today l bet he does now. Move over Hinch, Solomon's just took your place as Mario's fave
 
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twilightgarden

I can’t believe poor Deek has had to travel all the way to London just to pick up Marion! They could have travelled down together and spent a few days there. I bet Deek wasn’t allowed to go to the shitey book event because he would get all the attention rather than Marion’s pink blancmange balloon face.
I’m shocked that he’s nearly 40 and incapable of sitting on a train on his own.
What an absolute cockwomble and nae debates. Can’t wait for the endless “London! Take me baaaack! Yaaaas!” stories ad nauseam 🥱
 
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mariosmafia7


agreed. He’s obv got derek claiming he is his carer for an extra wee £250 a month. I think he’s trying to be clever about it incase he gets done for benefit fraud saying derek had to come and collect him
 
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MrsJ2000

When I was early 20’s I used to take the train on my own for work trips. Stayed in hotels on my own too. I bloody loved it. It’s not often he surprises me with how pathetic he is, but he’s excelled himself the day hens!!
 
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Madge2022

He wull probably spend the whole time telling Derek he's knackered as well.

Feck me, Mario must be good in bed fur wee Deek tae dae that. Mebbes Mario is like a dolphin and kin dae tricks way his nose ...brings a whole new meaning tae being a brown nose
 
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SuzyE

Two ugly bastards together, and he's shattered
Charge your phones lads for when he posts later
 
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Madge2022

NetflixMom96 said:
Probably forced Deek to come and get him because all of us nasty trolls talking about his ‘tend anxiety and he needs to keep up the show
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Derek we ur getting oor disability money cut cos ah've been seen oot in the wild withoot ma carer, get doon here quick tae escort me hame! Ah still canni believe wee Deek got a train doon tae London just tae take him back up the road

Turmeric123 said:
Hes hidden it here he looks like he's about to explode his head is so red and her saggy tits - nobody needs to see them
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Wunner if he's goat a napkin tucked in front of troosers tae hide his stauner.
 
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Freefalling

What a day to be alive I'm lost for words, Deek arriving to chaperone him home has ended me what an absolute melt!

Good on Hannah using the daft cunt to blag an invite to tell the Queen Huns Hinch + SS about her new candle range. That was as clear as crystal the reason for all this.
 
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Madge2022

Babybail93 said:
I’m dreading the dots of doom about his trip
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His life has peaked noo, wance he gets back tae Beirut towers he wull be the reverend I.M. Jolly.



Ah wunner if Marion is going tae bring a book oot next, I Marion, my life beyond the shart caird.
 
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