Cleaning with Mario #64 Sharting with Mario - por favor

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Mario must be tired of his own tit. Apart from being an unhealthy little rodent, that’s the only plausible explanation. He needs a rest fae lying in bed reading tattle.
 
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He's the only person I've ever heard call going to the dentist a Teeth journey FFS
 
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Never in my life have I seen a Starbucks drink made with Schweppes lemonade.

And how on earth was anyone influenced by Marion to get their teeth done. They are like his row of flats after just over two years. LAY AFF THE SUGAR MARION!
 
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Never in my life have I seen a Starbucks drink made with Schweppes lemonade.

And how on earth was anyone influenced by Marion to get their teeth done. They are like his row of flats after just over two years. LAY AFF THE SUGAR MARION!
It’s no Schweppes ma lovelie it’s BARR. Totally bespoke 👌🏼
 
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Never in my life have I seen a Starbucks drink made with Schweppes lemonade.

And how on earth was anyone influenced by Marion to get their teeth done. They are like his row of flats after just over two years. LAY AFF THE SUGAR MARION!
Ma lovelie, it’s not even Schweppes lemonade, it’s £1 Barr stuff. Smell the wealth. Ah widnae be using Methadone Marion fur any dental recommendations. Am gawn tae use his photie tae scare ma weans when they don’t want tae brush their teeth.
 
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He's the only person I've ever heard call going to the dentist a Teeth journey FFS
Strap yersel in hen. We have a jurney for everything. 🤣🤣

Ma lovelie, it’s not even Schweppes lemonade, it’s £1 Barr stuff. Smell the wealth. Ah widnae be using Methadone Marion fur any dental recommendations. Am gawn tae use his photie tae scare ma weans when they don’t want tae brush their teeth.
Methadone Marion 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Even my hubby laughed at that and he’s a miserable sod
 
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Oh and the OTT posts about baby gurl Rayn and how he just couldn’t leave her with anyone for them to go on holiday is just him trying to prove to us trolls that he isn’t a horrible bastard to her
 
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Oh and the OTT posts about baby gurl Rayn and how he just couldn’t leave her with anyone for them to go on holiday is just him trying to prove to us trolls that he isn’t a horrible bastard to her
Shame the cat absolutely hates him 😂 probably loves it when he’s at work, the cleanest air the poor baby gets.
 
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Love how after yous where saying a bit of fruit and veg doesn’t go a miss hes dishing out the frozen raspberries 😂😂😂😂
 
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It’s the Louis Vuitton cup for me. I can’t breathe through the wealth I’m smelling.
 
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