Enormous gob, and freakishly good with it. There is no other explanation. Well, except Derek has three brain cells, Mario is like God, Jason Momoa and his wee granny to oor Derek.I genuinely don’t know what Derek sees in Mario.
I know its not all about looks (cos there are none) and its about personality (also none) but come the duck on wee man, give yourself a shake.
The birthday presents Mario is teasing is sickening and undeserved. Derek gets a balloon arch, a rangers cake and a cheap PS4 keyboard or some tit
I despise the wick
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My husband asked me what was my obsession with rules of the Road lately as I keep mentioning the lanes telling him to swerve back into his lane or saying I'm outta my lane butI hear ya! I’ve caught myself saying karma on ur a and I think I’m probably about a week away from actually saying ma luvlee
anyone know a chemist thats open for ma prescription for Marionitis? #crabbit Answers in the box
I've also started using the words boujee and bespoke a lot 
I am Irish but read the comments on this thread in Marion's accent aye
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The Jane Norman bag blatantly carried the note from his Mum excusing him from PEHe blatantly had a Jane Norman bag for his PE kit when he was at school
This thread has had me clutching ma beak and howling tonight ma lovelies!
Cannae wait for the worst birthday party ever. Will he give us a tour of his room at the Dakota I wonder? Guaranteed he’ll be tucked up in bed aw cosy by 9pm
twit.
Cannae wait for the worst birthday party ever. Will he give us a tour of his room at the Dakota I wonder? Guaranteed he’ll be tucked up in bed aw cosy by 9pm
twit.I really hope so I don't want to miss masterchefThis thread has had me clutching ma beak and howling tonight ma lovelies!
Cannae wait for the worst birthday party ever. Will he give us a tour of his room at the Dakota I wonder? Guaranteed he’ll be tucked up in bed aw cosy by 9pm
hoping swash or pricey are kicked off
You can just hear him…. Aw Derrrek pleeeeese can ah open just wan? Pleeeeeeese aw go oan pleasepleaseplease just wan ah promise and I’ll no ask again PLEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!
Just like a five year old…..
Just like a five year old…..
Well, well, well. The big day is here!
Grab your Mazports and get ready to take off ready for our journey on flight IBS 39. You will be greeted on board by a suicidal cat and be given a bespoke cocktail in 20 pound tit glass with a fake plastic ice topping. Your in-flight meal will be Chinese, ma lovelies- we hope you all like rice and chips in the shade beige. You will be given a granny hoosecoat so you can get aw cosy on our boujee crushed grey recliners in the scent IBS farts. We hope you enjoy your flight with us
Grab your Mazports and get ready to take off ready for our journey on flight IBS 39. You will be greeted on board by a suicidal cat and be given a bespoke cocktail in 20 pound tit glass with a fake plastic ice topping. Your in-flight meal will be Chinese, ma lovelies- we hope you all like rice and chips in the shade beige. You will be given a granny hoosecoat so you can get aw cosy on our boujee crushed grey recliners in the scent IBS farts. We hope you enjoy your flight with us
New thread Lads!
Happy birthday Marion!
Happy birthday Marion!
Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney
New bespoke boujee thread ma loveliees just in time for Marions dawn of days!!!!!! The day he turns 38!!!!!!!!!! Let’s awl get warrm n cozy and settle in for his birthday journee so aye and so forth. tons a love mwah 😘 congrats to @notanothergrammer for the autumnal vibe thread title
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