Sadly not a parody. He really is that much of a narcissistic twit! I know, unreal! Welcome to the tiny world of Mario, his puppet Derek and their long suffering moggy Raaaaaaaayn!
Sadly not a parody. He really is that much of a narcissistic twit! I know, unreal! Welcome to the tiny world of Mario, his puppet Derek and their long suffering moggy Raaaaaaaayn!
On a front door? How so?That wreath is a fuckin fire hazard
I say thatX Zeema
Yes Iโm pure ragin i missed QuizTime but (1) I donโt follow him anymore cos he grates on my tits so much and (2) looks like his answers were all pish anyway ..... a live chat would be much more amusing. Martin .... how about tonight or are you busy having a shower with your bath bombs?P
I'm sorry if this convo has done the rounds before but is he actually called Martin?????? I'm crying
TBF it would have to be hideous (havenโt seen it but I trust you guys on here and his taste is up his arse) otherwise it would be nicked in PaisleyTo die for? I'm dying laughing. Stunning can you imagine if she spelled "hello my lovelies" the way he spells stuff.
Wonder if he gave her the wrong address like he did the crystal girl?
Also....he doesn't mention the wax melts very often. WHAT THE duck IS HE TALKING ABOUT? The fanny mentions them all the time on his stories.
TBF it would have to be hideous (havenโt seen it but I trust you guys on here and his taste is up his arse) otherwise it would be nicked in Paisley
What difference does it make that it's a council flat?thats wreath is gonna look just fabulous in the hall of his council flat itโs possibly the fugliest thing Iโve ever seen... will fit RIGHT in the tatathon that is Marios hoose! X
i missed the part where it was going on the front door. He has 274648338 candles lit in his house at the one time there what I meant. Not sure if you are being nit pickyOn a front door? How so?
Absolutely none... I simplyWhat difference does it make that it's a council flat?