Cleaning with Mario #19 Imperfect Mario - the joinery continues! 🔨

[ayeayecaptain]

New bauble for him....in pink of course

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Well ma lovelies I’ve had the best day celebrating Marions birthday with youse aw.

Am away tae bed tae watch ma fav programme two doors doon but before I go... *waves my birthday balloon frantically in my ill fitting Nike trackie*

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Aww shit I knew I would fall down a rabbit hole once I started this.....seemed apt since he’s been a hissy wee bitch like Kim today

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He’s spent £50 on products!!
1. surely he’s got enough
2. Is there no perks to being a brand rep... if you have to pay full price is it even worth it??
£50!!!!!!???View attachment 229527

The last of his birthday money??? He’s 37 years old, not fucking 7!

I bet he still gets cards with 37 £1 coins sellotaped to the inside of the card.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

First of all....

1. What the actual FOOK is he wearing?

2. That Gucci wallet looks like it's been knitted

4. Why has he got a women's Pandora bracelet? Each to their own and all that, but I'd not buy or want to see my bf wearing a charm bracelet!

3. You're 37 not 7, so calm doon with showing off your gifts, it's ridiculous, childish and insensitive knowing you've been given the boot from your job and especially during this climate. .

Get tae fuck, you absooooolooooote chump!

So aye and so forth....

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Who cuts aboot naked under a hoosecoat when a workman is in

The Sky Guy and the Postie need to be introduced so they can bond over a shared trauma and so forth.

 

[NOID-phal]

That’ll be me blocked again.

Who does he think he is?!

Wow. There's his real character shining through like a diamond.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

That’ll be me blocked again.

Who does he think he is?!

That's actually a really nasty reply! He's happy it's touched a nerve.... what a fucking bastard.

 

[shadyessex33]

Blocked .

“Karma for you also”? He sounds like an old gypsy putting a curse on you cause you didn’t buy her lucky heather. Mug

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I will not cope if he does have another collab with AM. The last time I live posted his collab with her, i honestly wanted to eat both of my hands off and shove my eyes up my own bespoke shithole. However, don't worry lovelies i'll be fine to do it again, absolutely fine. It won't bother me at all to live post it, I'll be fiiinnnnneeeeeeeee

 

[twilightgarden]

View attachment 224860 Happy birthday Mario. Love from me

I just pure love it!

He’s like a Pat Sharp/Butcher combo. So bespoke.

Just looked at his grid post and it’s hilarious how much that contradicts with his stories from yesterday where he’s ‘nae wantin a fuss’
Up at 5 to open his cards and presents. What is he, 7 years old?! Absolute toss pot

 

[NOID-phal]

Would you like to see a pic of my foof?

 

[ayeayecaptain]

 

[Be More Pacific]

All I see is this.....

 

[Rocketllama]

Hates clutter but yet he’s got something rammed into every single corner and something on every empty surface of that tiny flat

 

[Shmebulock]

Who cuts aboot naked under a hoosecoat when a workman is in

When he makes up these "naked" stories, He must forget that he *always* wears pyjamas in bed and around the house, and his saved stories show as much. So why suddenly when he has a "funny" story to tell about a postman/workman is he always naked in a housecoat. Bellend.

Well that clearly never happened....

Just like the laughter tears he was wiping away...

 

[BoujeeBabe]

One word...WIT?

"Shine support"

So aye....

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

*Siren alert* THE TREE HAS BEEN MENTIONED, I REPEAT THE TREE HAS BEEN MENTIONED

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I wonder if his sister is sending subliminal messages to us via her birthday message to Mario. She called him mazda..... Ehhhhh hun get in yer ain lain (unless you are one of us then it's ok)

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Well well well...the birthday boy lost 158 followers today according to Social Blade!