Cleaning with Mario #141 Who?

[ohdoris]

The building inspector said your house is out of this world duck me, the building inspectors head will fall off if he ever goes into an actual house, compete with front & rear doors & a bath!!

Things that never happened, volume 83838

 

[ChokingOnZofloraFumes]

who woud even mention some weirdo on instagram to your housing officer

 

[mammaof3]

Those pesky squirrels and if he deffo had flu he would not be going to work that's a fact.

 

[twilightgarden]

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

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I zoomed in looking for the rat squirrel poking its head oot the roof

 

[Manbagzda]

Those pesky squirrels and if he deffo had flu he would not be going to work that's a fact.





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They have got to be trolling him surely

 

[twilightgarden]

Also
If he had his own hoose he’d have to pay for repairs
All his whining and witching to the cooncil (#PTRC IYKYK) has clearly done him no favours.

 

[muscadet]

I'm pretty sure squirrels don't eat solid roof tiles

 

[taylorca]

Do squirrels eat slates????

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

I’ve had the flu once in my life. I was away for a milestone birthday, spent a fortune to lie sweating in a hotel room, out of pocket because I lost the deposit on the restaurant I’d booked, and then missed Christmas with my family because I was so sick I couldn’t travel to be with them. I remember feeling so sorry for myself on Christmas Day knowing my family were all together while I couldn’t move out of bed, but I was so exhausted I couldn’t even cry.

He doesn’t have the flu, he’s just a snotty-nosed bleep.

Genuine flu is bleeping awful. I came down with it a week before I was due to fly back from Australia to the UK and the thought of getting on a plane just made me cry. Luckily I had 90% recovered by the time we were due to fly but I was still exhausted for the next couple of weeks. It really sticks around.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Flu, my backside. First of all he wouldn't be PHYSICALLY ABLE to go anywhere, never mind bleeping eating Chinese.

Lemsip poured.
Current now.

 

[mammaof3]

I had to ask Mr Google because I was unsure if those pesky critters ate roof tile and apparently they can but and a big but I doubt they ate that much

He's on the 3rd story of a block of flats ffs,

Those squirrels must be frigging seasoned roofers to stay up there and chomp that much tile.

 

[mammaof3]

Cyril the squirrel denies responsibility for the destruction of his roof.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

The rats are eating his roof current now. Mario, this is a sign to save and move, asap.

 

[FakeAF]

Every man and his blind Nikita dug are ill at the moment. Dropping like flies around Mazda’s shart card in my workplace that is my joab. If he opened a window, ate something green and took some exercise now and again he might not be so poorly all the time. He’s only been back on a week and he’s boring the bits off me. Factual.

 

[taylorca]

I bleeping cannot cope. Hilarious. Those poor squirrels having to munch down on slate tiles to try and bleeping escape. I know who I feel sorry for!!

 

[Poptart]

ducks sake has he uncovered the latest pandemic…Squirrel flu.

 

[ayeayecaptain]

For duck sake Marion, I beg you get an aids test! I've never known such a sickly person! He has every month. large bleep.

First post I see after an hour on the EE thread and I am howling at this. My emotions are all over the joint here

 

[Fanta lemon]

Out of this world just like your delusions Mario!!

 

[Runforestrun]

That hole was made from the outside in. I can’t imagine the ‘squirrels’ working overtime gnawing their way in through a solid roof tile when there’s easier ways into the roof space

 

[FakeAF]

ducks sake has he uncovered the latest pandemic…Squirrel flu.

Squirrel Flu with a side order of Tudor Gout. Gout was once known as the disease of Kings. #kingofchristmas and nae debates.