Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

[AllieBee]

Ha ha ha ha ha there’s a lot to say on this but the transitions remind me of when we used to go to Orlando as kids in the 90s and my Dad would film it on a video camera and then spend hours transferring it all to VHS with fancy titles at the beginning and state of the art transitions

I’m not a fully qualified cunt yet so can’t write in Mario’s bespoke hard of English/Scottish

You're definitely one of us, the 99%. We are all cunts on here and we love it! I can't do Mariospeak either and I've been on this thread a couple of years now I think. Best thread on tattle and nae debates!

 

[AllieBee]

The bougee man mair like ma lovelie

A wee palate cleanse required efter the close up #soaye
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Christ the size of that hooter
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Its like a fucking horror movie

 

[mammaof3]

So he comes on to talk about an email which is about a new AM release, then makes it all about him.

 

[M33L4]

Is he still wearing the wee “all inclusive” band you get? Oh wait…
Deek had the weans one, obviously.

I bet Deek was part of the Groovy Gang on holiday, like Rodney from only fools & horses. Kids disco, bed by 9. Grrrooovvyyyy
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His wee colouring in on the wall of fame.

 

[AllieBee]

She's in the stinking oodie.
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Gormless.

 

[purplethesurple]

break a tooth on them chips

 

[Wendy22]

That is the face of a cat that has had enough

I hope she bite’s the fucker!

 

[Lim1947]

Aye ma lovely @welshgirl2021, it seems a good few of us Nusties are here and welcomed with open arms by these beautiful hens
The lingo is catching and today I described our lunch oot as 'bespoke' and said 'smell the wealth'!
'Am still slowin' things doon!
Luxury, deid boojee, Lindsay Rotte, Also

Welcome hen! I cannot laugh any harder if I try, worth your gold in weight. Tattie heart to youse.
Liz be de law
Lyndsay rotte
So si..

 

[Noseybonk]

Jus' so youse know, dinnae bevvy th' tap water awe rite! It will gie ye th' shits!
Slaw'd down, capeeesh!

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#3 - Oh ma gawd, such sincerity!
Vintage bed singin'

Stop! . I have to do ma joab that IS ma joab, and I need a tena lady.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Ah've just been oan a wee journeh.
A historical moment in history.
Pyoor Martin McKnight take me baaaaaccckk


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Talks about someone being a ned? When he is the very one spelling and talking like a ned would.
If only the world could be a bit more upfront coming from the wee bam that makes a posts but doesn’t say it to person face.
He is that annoying person you would see on Facebook posting anything and everything to just make a post or get attention.

Reading them actual makes me cringe.

 

[SuzyE]

Happy day's! Come on freak face, give us the date

 

[AllieBee]

Let us never forget
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Yeah it was more like OMG you're listening to Mario. What's WRONG with you' but Lynne aka Julie aka Sharon left that bit off!

New York in America
Lindsay Rotte
Self of self
Cope-d
Dickhead
Bellend
Also

 

[FakeAF]

Short Dick Man
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Aye he works 7 days a week.
But never at the weekend!
(???????)

For someone who works a hunner hours a day, seven days a week, on week days only, he seems tae have plenty aww time to buy pyooor luxurious, high quality bespoke and engraved bath mats. I’m in the north and it’s been grim all day!

 

[Little Miss Planner]

A tip for all the lovely newbies joining.....watch his singing highlights......pure bespoke comedy gold
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A tip for all the lovely newbies joining.....watch his singing highlights......pure bespoke comedy gold

So funny I had to say it twice god knows how I did that

 

[Joo92]

He geez me the heebies

Me too sorry @Madge2022 I ken he’s your husband and you love him, but the singing with the eyes shut creeps me out too much. Makes my teeth itch

 

[MrsJ2000]

Just going through Marion's fashion highlights - pure boujee lux! ✨️

Pyoor class hen!! Worth your gold in weight so si

 

[SuzyE]

I’m sure on the first video the other lad that’s dancing is that fool from NI who also jumped on the cleaning bandwagon. He was a right numpty an’ all. Can anyone remember his name? He used to mop his Mam’s carpets

Our old cleaner at the office ran the mop over our carpet tiles after she vacuumed. She got some weird looks from client's that came in

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Hopefully his sunburn has cleared for GC

 

[Caw1982]

Normally you can tell what sayings hes mixed up but this time I'm actually lost. A nest of hands. Anyone?

It took me a while but - i think its best

 

[mutleypaws]

A few more from the archives for the new lovelies on this page!! Yer welcome!

Not the blonde era