Thanks tae @Ferguson wae this bespoke Canaries themed title. This was the suggestion with the most votes (related tae Lanzarote) so I made an executive decision as this will be all aboot her oan her holibobs. Ma thread! Ma rules! CAPESH!
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Absolutely here for today’s Lanza updates! Can Mario’s noggin get any redder? Will he lose Deek because he forgot to put his reins on and he wandered off? What will today’s non co-ord, co-orda be?? Buzzin hens!
Last night’s video was from their first night. They’re now on day 5. Imagine the colour of him at this stage.
Thanks for the new thread @Babybail93 and congratulations on the thread title in the scent Lanzarote, @Ferguson. Celebrate by slapping on some SPF and enjoying some criss and joos in a paddling pool.
Thanks for the new thread @Babybail93 and congratulations on the thread title in the scent Lanzarote, @Ferguson. Celebrate by slapping on some SPF and enjoying some criss and joos in a paddling pool.
Hay Lunes.
What a time to be alive.
Please let us have another 6 outfit reveals.
Hard of SPF, security compromised, also x
What a time to be alive.
Please let us have another 6 outfit reveals.
Hard of SPF, security compromised, also x
Why is he wearing a bespoke pencilcase?
I don't even believe this is his 4th night or whatever it is. Can't see him managing to be in Lanza and hold his water. He'd need to tell us all. He can prob only afford a wee bespoke 4 day holiday and wants us to think he's there 1 week.
Do you think he realises you can still burn even if it’s cloudy? What a mug
Not a hope hen, don't you know he's hard of suncream??
I love oor wee matching profile pictures
Aww he's like a wee bespoke Italian flag! Nae debates 
It HAD to be a holiday thread title, one hunner percent. 
His face looks like a tangy tom criss. The hair ffs, makes no sense how it can grow that way.
His face looks like a tangy tom criss. The hair ffs, makes no sense how it can grow that way.
Well I’m pure affronted that there’s a brand new bespoke thread on this bank holiday Monday. I’ve been out carrying on all weekend with mr Tinkerbell cat living our best lives so I’ve missed that dumb and dumber are in Lanza. I’ve managed to see the balcony video though of them two in their outfits and wtf was Martin wearing?? The trainers 
I’m dying at him saying that Tom ford scent is a holiday scent, he has never been on a holiday before and Edinburgh for the day doesn’t count.
New York in America.
I’m dying at him saying that Tom ford scent is a holiday scent, he has never been on a holiday before and Edinburgh for the day doesn’t count.
New York in America.
My friend has posted that it’s a beautiful day today
Mazda should just sit in the shade 
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He prolly tuk tha photie when he was up at 5.30 hen. Ats when he cleens is hole hoose er'y day at this new day a dawn my ma luvlieMy friend has posted that it’s a beautiful day today
Oh ffs, lots to do today, but no, selfish Mario makes me watch his thread.
A new wee bespoke holiday titled thread on a bank holiday. What a time to be alive.
chanting youse aw oan fae the rooftops especially our pregnant lassie @Babybail93
chanting youse aw oan fae the rooftops especially our pregnant lassie @Babybail93
I am feeling a wee bit rough the day after a wild night at Take That last night, this maw is no used to getting out much, so had a few too many wines. Was feeling like I had wasted my bank holiday Monday, but NO! Curled up on the sofa reading through the Marion holiday posts and absaloootely laughing my head off. This is the holiday that keeps on giving. I actually wish they'd gone for a fortnight, it is comedy gold.
This was bespoke.
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The fake Louis Vuitton sunglasses are doing it for me!
Hens, I am SHOCKED that he still got sunburnt after he bought a fancy sun cream last year. Shocked!! Well not that shocked…
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