Aww my goodness, sending big congratulations, ma lovelie!!I’ve no been oan tattle fae a while ma lovelies. I’ve been busy wae getting myself pregnant at the grand age of 46. Turns out I’m 4 months gone and was with wean when I had my tits done! I thought I was due ma change of life, like oor Marion.
My 28 year old son is disgusted, the girls are happy yet sickenedafter the shock me and Mr Bail are happy and terrified. So that’s a little baby Mario coming in June. I wonder if I’ll have mine before Mario is blessed wae a babby
This is marvelous and I'm literally laughing out loud!!Well 2023 has been extremely uneventful for I, Daisy Uncle of Paisley.
Achieved absolutely fuck all. Spent all his petty cash on plastic & polyester and is now in an unmanageable amount of debt.
Made 1 overnight trip to London, paid for by his #bestie who booked him the smallest cheapest room with a tiny single bed. Needed to be collected by Deed Deek as he was unable to get a train by himself.
Applied to Insta for a blue tick at a cost of £10.99 per month, then pretended he knew nothing about it, and tried to imply Instagram had recognised his international fame and awarded said blue tick without his knowledge.
Decided to stop cutting his ain hair with a pizza cutter and went to a professional salon. Unfortunately (for him, nae us) his barber of choice, Nathan was a Tattler & butcherd him.
Telt us he would nae be going tae see Barbie, then went tae see Barbie.
Revealed he was going on holiday in 2024 to Lanzarote, and bought his clothes & suncream a year in advance. Didn't disclose where he was staying so he didnae compromise his security, but then posted on the FB page for the Be Live Experience Lanzarote Beach Hotel.
Dragged his cunt washings roond tae the brothers house tae use the washing line & play hoose.
Pictured himself in brothers hot tub in a lime green bikini.
Covered his kitchen worktops in sticky back plastic for the 14th time.
Celebrated his 40th birthday.
Notable gifts were a colouring book, some crisps and a charrum for his bracelet.
His "friends" planned a big night oot where they all got glammed up to the nines, they thought it would be funny to no tell him & let him turn up in wee lassies trainers and Pat Butchers cardigan.
Received a bunch of dead flowers.
Put his Halloween decorations up in July, then announced that he hated them.
Put his Christmas decorations up in September then announced in November he was sad Christmas was coming to an end.
Was asked by a follower if he has learning difficulties.
Was ill at least twice per month.
Bought 14 different Salt & Pepper pots.
Continued to use Klarna to make expensive online purchases, photograph them for Instagram then return them.
Nay wunner we, the Virus community are all jealous of his life. Also
New York in America
Gold in weight
Hard of English
Earth and soul
Tons blessings, roll on 2024, let's get this year done
This is marvelous and I'm literally laughing out loud!!Well 2023 has been extremely uneventful for I, Daisy Uncle of Paisley.
Achieved absolutely fuck all. Spent all his petty cash on plastic & polyester and is now in an unmanageable amount of debt.
Made 1 overnight trip to London, paid for by his #bestie who booked him the smallest cheapest room with a tiny single bed. Needed to be collected by Deed Deek as he was unable to get a train by himself.
Applied to Insta for a blue tick at a cost of £10.99 per month, then pretended he knew nothing about it, and tried to imply Instagram had recognised his international fame and awarded said blue tick without his knowledge.
Decided to stop cutting his ain hair with a pizza cutter and went to a professional salon. Unfortunately (for him, nae us) his barber of choice, Nathan was a Tattler & butcherd him.
Telt us he would nae be going tae see Barbie, then went tae see Barbie.
Revealed he was going on holiday in 2024 to Lanzarote, and bought his clothes & suncream a year in advance. Didn't disclose where he was staying so he didnae compromise his security, but then posted on the FB page for the Be Live Experience Lanzarote Beach Hotel.
Dragged his cunt washings roond tae the brothers house tae use the washing line & play hoose.
Pictured himself in brothers hot tub in a lime green bikini.
Covered his kitchen worktops in sticky back plastic for the 14th time.
Celebrated his 40th birthday.
Notable gifts were a colouring book, some crisps and a charrum for his bracelet.
His "friends" planned a big night oot where they all got glammed up to the nines, they thought it would be funny to no tell him & let him turn up in wee lassies trainers and Pat Butchers cardigan.
Received a bunch of dead flowers.
Put his Halloween decorations up in July, then announced that he hated them.
Put his Christmas decorations up in September then announced in November he was sad Christmas was coming to an end.
Was asked by a follower if he has learning difficulties.
Was ill at least twice per month.
Bought 14 different Salt & Pepper pots.
Continued to use Klarna to make expensive online purchases, photograph them for Instagram then return them.
Nay wunner we, the Virus community are all jealous of his life. Also
New York in America
Gold in weight
Hard of English
Earth and soul
Tons blessings, roll on 2024, let's get this year done
This is marvelous and I'm literally laughing out loud!!Well 2023 has been extremely uneventful for I, Daisy Uncle of Paisley.
Achieved absolutely fuck all. Spent all his petty cash on plastic & polyester and is now in an unmanageable amount of debt.
Made 1 overnight trip to London, paid for by his #bestie who booked him the smallest cheapest room with a tiny single bed. Needed to be collected by Deed Deek as he was unable to get a train by himself.
Applied to Insta for a blue tick at a cost of £10.99 per month, then pretended he knew nothing about it, and tried to imply Instagram had recognised his international fame and awarded said blue tick without his knowledge.
Decided to stop cutting his ain hair with a pizza cutter and went to a professional salon. Unfortunately (for him, nae us) his barber of choice, Nathan was a Tattler & butcherd him.
Telt us he would nae be going tae see Barbie, then went tae see Barbie.
Revealed he was going on holiday in 2024 to Lanzarote, and bought his clothes & suncream a year in advance. Didn't disclose where he was staying so he didnae compromise his security, but then posted on the FB page for the Be Live Experience Lanzarote Beach Hotel.
Dragged his cunt washings roond tae the brothers house tae use the washing line & play hoose.
Pictured himself in brothers hot tub in a lime green bikini.
Covered his kitchen worktops in sticky back plastic for the 14th time.
Celebrated his 40th birthday.
Notable gifts were a colouring book, some crisps and a charrum for his bracelet.
His "friends" planned a big night oot where they all got glammed up to the nines, they thought it would be funny to no tell him & let him turn up in wee lassies trainers and Pat Butchers cardigan.
Received a bunch of dead flowers.
Put his Halloween decorations up in July, then announced that he hated them.
Put his Christmas decorations up in September then announced in November he was sad Christmas was coming to an end.
Was asked by a follower if he has learning difficulties.
Was ill at least twice per month.
Bought 14 different Salt & Pepper pots.
Continued to use Klarna to make expensive online purchases, photograph them for Instagram then return them.
Nay wunner we, the Virus community are all jealous of his life. Also
New York in America
Gold in weight
Hard of English
Earth and soul
Tons blessings, roll on 2024, let's get this year done
Happy 40th hen keep your power so forth and also…tonsa loveHello ma lovelies!
If it's Braehead, might see Deek and Beak
Ah. Of course.He’s got the same vase on the other side but he’s put the grass on the wonk the opposite way
You don’t know so you’ll need to get to know, Hen.
What happened with they twa? My 12 hour shifts not on that app are making me fall behind
Tbf stonewall though.... Aids epidemic..... Gay bashing they are bullied tortured and stigmatized too
Aright doll, where have you been? I've missed my fellow AB troll xOMG I better not watch that jist noo or I’ll never be able to sleep for trying to fathom out why he’s so weird looking.
Congratulations henI’ve no been oan tattle fae a while ma lovelies. I’ve been busy wae getting myself pregnant at the grand age of 46. Turns out I’m 4 months gone and was with wean when I had my tits done! I thought I was due ma change of life, like oor Marion.
My 28 year old son is disgusted, the girls are happy yet sickened
That wasn't gay bashing am referring to what happens to some gay men who leave the couch and down the cosies
