Cleaning with Mario #111 His only chance of having more than one door is an Advent calendar.

[Madge2022]

Martin, the Beirut gi.mp better be careful

And nae ah've no turned intae Martin wi the dot in the middle oad a wurd, apparently the wurd isnae allowed and changes to gif.
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Ah wunner if oor Maz ever looks at other accounts and sees how well they do compared to him. That Cat Bum Mouth guy has half the number of followers that Maz has yet gets a shit ton of collabs and ads. Must be that Maz is easily influenced rather than a good influencer. He should give it up as a bad job badly done

Who is catbum mouth

 

[Freefalling]

His whole body is a knob ma lovelie

Except his actual knob, it's a button mushroom m'deerie

 

[Macmama]

Looks like it's frozen shite from farmfoods, probably a hunner slices for £1.

Ah was gonnae say, no even Asda would allow that tae grace their bespoke shelves.

Do enjoy a wee bit of Costco’s slice though, so aye.

 

[twilightgarden]

I've seen mare partying at a wake.

Might as well have been one with the flowers she got herself 🪦

 

[Zofloragirl]

The reflection in the bauble doesn’t look like his house. Has he changed it to make the room look bigger or shot the photo at someone else’s house?

 

[Manbagzda]

You call selling someone else's products being successful?!
Sit down you silly man
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This is so embarrassing

 

[AllieBee]

Same hen! Which is your favourite?
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Omg thread title right there!

The Gardenia and Vanilla which is a dupe for Mark Jacobs Daisy!

 

[mammaof3]

Mario, quite a lot of garden centres sell their wares online, Just google it man.

British Garden Centres for 1.

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Fuck me hens. Wee Lorna is having a rant about confidence/arrogance. It's clearly aimed at our tangerine tinted friend. Also.

I need tae get tae ken, also. Whits her insta name ma lovelie?

Ah found her! Marion take note, youse are the only wan chanting ursel oan from thee rooftops fae a reason, also.

 

[Skyflier6727]

A would just like to confirm that Margaret isnae me. A don’t follow him or even watch his stories on the gram. I am proud tae be part of her virus community though.

tonsalove,
M xxx

Here was me chanting ye on tae ma lovelie.

 

[Karenharte17]

His mug is like a Halloween mask and so forth

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Cats bum hole gob

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

@AwwCosyWivDeek You've feckin nailed it!

@hopethishelpsallthebest Happy 40th Birthday ma lovely! Hope yer huvin a ball.

 

[One-of-hunners]

Was it at the neighbours hoose or did even maz himself realise that was a dust collector and a heap of sh*t and been guilt tripped intae posting about it.

 

[Dusky pink]

Guys, what have I missed with the "New York, America"?

I still haven't caught up after my holidays

 

[Bespoke Tea]

Nah, someone take my phone away the nooooo.

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Jesus Christttttt!!

 

[SuzyE]

Happy Halloween Guys...

The highest point of the month was 155.952 down to 155.762 on the 30th

Lost 190.

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My day has been made

 

[YR80]

Did I hear him right in that he said 3rd world problems when talking about not having time to do his tree?

Ahv just subjected mahself tae the hunners ah dots an he did. Stupid fat slag also. New York in America capeesh.

 

[Freefalling]

Jesus wept that is the worst excuse for a square sausage I’ve ever seen! Have you ever heard of a butchers Mario!

Aldis finest I love stewed sausage, not had it in years, no way ma wains would eat it but my wee maw used to make it. Definitely wasn't square sausage, same as his stovies, gads min, get in the bin

 

[Pepsi]

Hen's I've turned 40 the day. I'll expect nothing less than a dead bouquet of weeds, a 40th charum, a box of criss and a surprise gathering in a club, where I turn up in a hooded cardi and trainers. So aye. New York in America. My brand. Feel free to aw rummage through my cupboards and slide across ma Lionel flairs, the noooo.

Happy birthday Hen, mind and spine your brightness aon everywan and rise up also #nomaquote

 

[AllieBee]

I’m smelling wealthy vibes from this ma lovelie! A garden and so forth? It couldn’t be Mario.

Yeah but Maz could have a garden if he didn't keep blowing his cash on utter shite!