Cleaning with Mario #11 The bowler hat in the flat

[Frankensooze]

Seems legit.....

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Fakes. The stitching on the box is off, and the pattern on the fabric isn't gucci.

 

[Rocketllama]

Awww how kind of him, it’s even named after Melvin himself. The thrustmaster

 

[L00kform3]

So with the £300 hairdryer, the £100 new PS4 ‘thrust master’ thing, £100 on the steam mop, a consultation with the vets including new food and medication (probably close to £120 altogether if he’s not bullshitting), the tatty cushions, baskets, the rug, cereal holder in the kitchen and not forgetting all the money he spent on those eco egg things. In the last 1-2 weeks alone he’s spent close to £600-£700 almost? Have I missed anything out?

How is this guy affording it when he’s potentially lost his job? I find it so sad if he’s genuinely putting himself in to debt to try and stay relevant and interesting for the gram. It’s utterly ridiculous.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I'm back, I missed you guys! I stopped watching Mazda prices stories for a while and gathered myself together and now I am able to watch them again without wanting to stab my own eyes out

So, new shark aye? Whilst there are people where I live all rallying round donating and collecting supplies for the NHS and for the vulnerable amongst us.... There's Melvin being gifted a handheld hoover for his minescule full rent house he built up from the groynd.... Character can be good and bad.... Melvin and binch are definitely not the good ones....

Lovely to be back

 

[Bestlife@60]

So he’s got two new pillowcases to match he’s boiled minge pink bedding, do they fuck match!! He’s eye ops left him colour blind!!!!

 

[Be More Pacific]

Mario: Alexa, what does specific mean?

Alexa:

 

[Wetmyplants]

View attachment 123101 Only Mario would have monogrammed slippers
Why have I never spotted them before?!

Why would you empty that on your cooker top?

 

[NoodlesToodles]

Why does he insist on emptying the shite out of his hoover thing on the cooker!!!!!!! hes not any sort of 'cleaner'. Filthy wee shite.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

The storage drawers are bowfin they look so shit and destined to fall apart at the first sign of a draught. Another waste of your money melv.

Inspired use of the word "bowfin"

And for the non Scots among us, Melv used the word "footery". It's a great word and, for once, not invented by him and he used in its proper context. But he remains a Bawbag. In any language

So aye!

 

[Cagayu]

Wearing it in bed too? Yuck! I feel sweaty just looking at him!
What happened to the cat? Did it used to have a female name?

Did you just assume Rayn’s gender?!

RAYN appears to use her/she but I think we can be certain that Rayn identifies as a shark cordless these days in order to try and get Marion’s attention.

 

[Frankensooze]

It's grey mario, no debates.

Swipe up to buy my tshirt lovelies. Its called Sold the caravan, kept the curtains.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I'm prepared to get blocked but I'm sending him this link about air fresheners & chemicals around cats. If this doesn't wake him up I don't know what will.
Cats and Air fresheners

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Does anyone else think the head on that handheld shark that's just been run up the side of the lavvy will be the same one that gets run over the kitchen counters and then emptied onto the cooker

 

[Rocketllama]

The goochiz have had a spin in the machine, surprised they never disintegrated

 

[Frankensooze]

View attachment 124926 obligatory face touching

 

[Be More Pacific]

Just started to watch today's stories....

That pink bedding is actually fucking offensive and should be burned immediately

 

[ayeayecaptain]

What the fuck are those jesus god almighty, he's gonna look an absolute ticket in those. Oh am howling ma lovlies

On the contrary, they’ll look amazing with his Burberry cap

Another classic instalment of CLUTTERING With Mario......

 

[Badaboom]

Literally not a hack is it? You are literally using a cleaning device to clean a thing it is literally designed to clean.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I’m sure Melvin has some form of the interior equivalent of body dysmorphia.
I bet he thinks his shoe storage looks like this

But the reality is pound shop quality control rejects

 

[Frankensooze]

Melvin?? Did he change it to appear more ‘exotic’?
He honestly gave me the creeps today, but I’m morbidly fascinated by him too. Never have I ever heard anyone gush so much as him this morning over hinch

It really is Mario, we call him all sorts. He works/worked for Debenhams, now he's just lazing around pretending to clean, pretending to blow dry his three hairs with his new dyson dryer. The delusions of hinch style fame and riches is staggering.