It just screams “I’ve never ever been abroad, it’s my first holiday” because there’s no way on this planet you would get on the way he is about a holiday otherwise
Suitcases, euros, clothes, sun cream and now a book for a holiday next year - no, it’s either his first ever holiday or he’s going this year and doesn’t want to admit he’s going this year incase we all follow him and take pics in the wild. Also we are being treated today my loveliesI forgot all about the suitcases and spf! Oh and the freshly washed trainers back in the box for his hols. He’s definitely peaked too soon for this holiday ma lovelieIt just screams “I’ve never ever been abroad, it’s my first holiday” because there’s no way on this planet you would get on the way he is about a holiday otherwise
bleeping behave.
imagine his reviews 
, trust me I’ll be staying in ma own lane but will be posting live in the wild shots if I catch a glimpse of that wee fucker because who the duck buys a holiday book a year in advance 
and to haul him oota his Sun lounger. Shrieking it’s too hot and poor Deek trying no to boke slathering suncream on him.I was what you’d consider a late learner. Just about to turn 37 when I passed. But it was the best thing I ever did and kick myself that I didn’t learn earlier. Anybody who says they have no interest in driving is lying. Unless they live somewhere like central London where you really don’t need a car. He must be fed up now with carting all his tat home on that McGills bus like a couple of old ladies who just got their pension.The new slippers will do him for winter... Isn't that what uggs are for? All even all year round.
Just because it costs X amount and it's cheap doesn't mean you NEED to buy it don't see likes of MM rushing to buy ava may tat she sells.
Absolutely nothing to stop Marion learning to drive just using eyesight thing as an excuse. Amount he spends a month on useless crap they could have car each and still have plenty left over.
Said before I've yet too come across someone that has said wish I didn't learn to drive it's not for me. He says that but will happily use Deed Deek for a lift here there and everywhere. Next time he complains about public transport I'll DM him and say well learn to drive then. He's a
Or even all year* I find myself talking like Marion in my head that I actually type how he would say it. Sprine bright
He's always behind on things as well that he probably doesn't realise there's author's out there that do romance novels with gay guys
In the same place as the Apple Watch I expect!
As far as I can tell wee Deek doesn't ask for much and Martin has basically said he's leaving him to sort it now. Even the holiday next year, wee Deek is paying! Martin must be worried Deek will be using his petty cash on himself and not Martin.
