You can tell he’s definitely a mouth breather
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How dare youse, absolute
oan this app! Wit kin be funny aboot St Martin, patron saint of small businesses!!!! Amazon wud huv closed a long time ago if he wisnae sharing his aff links!!! #factual
Never message this page again!!!! Tonsa luv M
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Is that a sample fur the doctor or the water in the hot tub efter he hud been in?
A story in two parts… So who’s lying Marion, you or the person at Instagram that wrote the answers to the FAQs?
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I’m deceased
bleeping whopper he is.
I’m deceased
bleeping whopper he is.
He’s needing to get a bespoke “There Their They’re” sign made for the high footfall area to try and educate himself.
How can you get to his age and be as eloquent as a bespoke breeze block! 
He loved the element of surprise when he was awoken to it, make it make sense dung facebit hens remember practice makes ok.
I am lying in 36 degree heat sweating my big fanny aff
bit hens remember practice makes ok. I am lying in 36 degree heat sweating my big fanny aff
Reading his essay on it, it sounds like he's pissed off... Good!
It’s no big pharma for oor maz it’s big instagram. Factual
It's like when he says small businesses 'surprise him' with gifted tat when he obviously gave them his address for delivery 
Unless they just write 'Fat Slug, Beirut Towers' on the package because tbh that would probably work tae.
Unless they just write 'Fat Slug, Beirut Towers' on the package because tbh that would probably work tae.
" The only way to get verified on Instagram is to apply through the app or via Facebook's media partners "
https://sproutsocial.com/insights/how-to-get-verified-on-instagram/ So, who's lying, Mario?
Literally every article states a blue tick must be applied for. They don't just dish them out willy nilly. Do you have any idea how many millions of Instagram profiles there are Mario?? Does he really expect people to believe someone from Instagram happened upon his profile and deemed it Blue Tick worthy? What a bleeping idiot.
Can't even use the bleeping English language correctly
https://sproutsocial.com/insights/how-to-get-verified-on-instagram/ So, who's lying, Mario?
Literally every article states a blue tick must be applied for. They don't just dish them out willy nilly. Do you have any idea how many millions of Instagram profiles there are Mario?? Does he really expect people to believe someone from Instagram happened upon his profile and deemed it Blue Tick worthy? What a bleeping idiot.
Can't even use the bleeping English language correctly
Tuesday....
How the fook will someone at Instagram know that someone wants to be verified.
Yes, if you're super fooking famous possibly but not someone with his heed up his arse called Marion McKnight.
Jeez get in tha bin.
How the fook will someone at Instagram know that someone wants to be verified.
Yes, if you're super fooking famous possibly but not someone with his heed up his arse called Marion McKnight.
Jeez get in tha bin.
That last story… he’s simple alright
Mario, if a blue tick doesn't define who you are on that app then ask for it to be removed.
I dare you.
I very much doubt you would so shut the duck up and admit you applied for it. Or Deek did.
I dare you.
I very much doubt you would so shut the duck up and admit you applied for it. Or Deek did.
Aye cos Zuckerberg just decided wan morning that Maria from Beirut was worthy of a blue tick seeing as she’s the saviour of small businessesThe powers that run this app
I’m deceased
bleeping whopper he is.
“I’m simple speaking for me”. Only true thing you have ever said Marion
His illiteracy is just something else… absolute feckin weapon 
I'm howling at the thought of him mincing aboot the polis offices with a sweaty crack in the purple polyester leggings thinking he's a bleeping words smith
So who's asking her if she paid for her tick? Nobody can message her, and I doubt Julie from the "Clarence" counter asked her. I think she read it here. Fat oaf.
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