Christ his nose! Put some sunscreen on you thick turd.
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18 hole jurney, nae wunner he needs a new bumming fortI’ve just landed on his story there not got time to listen to him cause I’m oot in company but that’s a golf top he’s wearingand that’s giving me life
Mario on a wee 18 hole jurney
Have some respect, that's her blouse! Never message this page again!I’ve just landed on his story there not got time to listen to him cause I’m oot in company but that’s a golf top he’s wearing
What happened to the one he bought off Amazon, the one where the buyer stole his detailsCan’t find an spf for his extremely highly sensitive skin. There are literally hundreds on the market now, designer brands and high street. It’s one of the biggest sellers nowadays I’d say, but he can’t find one!!
ETA the ‘highest spectrum of sensitivity’
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How dare youse, Martin and thick turd don't belang in the same sentence, no wi his shart jurney #shartcaird #lanyard
There you go Marion, I found this on the small business Google within 1 second. Don't say I don't do anything nice for you, you fat duck.
Personally I'd rather see you blister, you witch.
Personally I'd rather see you blister, you witch.
Programme on Channel 5 about the UK’s roughest estates. I wonder if Mario’s close will feature?
He’s such an ugly, heinous mink. Inside and out 
the pores on his nose are bigger than the bedsit he lives in.
the pores on his nose are bigger than the bedsit he lives in.
The “loveliest lassies” oan the Clarins counter must no have done Klarna for his SPF.
Most moisturisers have SPF now, I would be surprised if Marion’s didn’t. He’s a wee liar wanting #gifted SPF
Most moisturisers have SPF now, I would be surprised if Marion’s didn’t. He’s a wee liar wanting #gifted SPF
But yet none of the 14 ton of makeup he buys doesn’t effect his skin 
factual
factual 
So he's working the bank holiday to get mare money and also so he doesn't spend any money.
The stupid bastard admitted yesterday that he spent £40 on crap then binned it all - got his money back though!
The stupid bastard admitted yesterday that he spent £40 on crap then binned it all - got his money back though!
Next week in his dots of doom that'll be a staple in his beauty regime and nae debates. #factual
Screaming at your spoiler title.
#factualRunny turd?What happened to the one he bought off Amazon, the one where the buyer stole his details
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How dare youse, Martin and thick turd don't belang in the same sentence, no wi his shart jurney #shartcaird #lanyard
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He's so boring on his stories saying the same old thing over and over, bragging about all the new shite he's bought waffling on about his stupid sensitive skin, and even the captions don't have a clue what he's boring on about!
He'll discover that wee small business Pringle tomorrow.
Runny turd wud be his villian name, nae way is he a superhero
I'm sure he did dots of doom when Deek got sunburn on his back and how he wore spf all the time even in winter and that's why he looked youthful. He must have forgotten that story.
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He's certainly discovered Pringles and nae debates.He'll discover that wee small business Pringle tomorrow.
Forget the klarna, i bet the fucker has grifted a load of samples from the Clarins counter!
If you know, you know!
He’ll be showing us his “Clarins haul” the morra
The greasy duck needs an all over body cleans with Clinique clarifying lotion. Boaby un all hen!
Are my Kerry katonas deceiving me or do his lips look no different? I literally honestly god's honest truthly canne see a difference and this is the 3rd time he's had them done (from memory) surely a top up would build on what you have left from last time
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